Trains
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Large, lumbering locomotives that carry passengers across towns and across countries, trains are a great way to travel on metaphorical journeys and create spectacular wrecks. Hobos are frequently noted to inhabit them.
Appearances
- Homsar's Character Video — Homsar declares himself as the captain of a gravy train.
- Hallrunner — One of the obstacles that the Hallrunner encounters is a train.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Upon hearing that Marzipan had supposedly asked him to go away and pick up sticks, Homestar Runner angrily breaks up with her saying she's taking the Alone Train to Aloneville.
- Email caffeine — Strong Sad hyperactively asks Marzipan to make wood-davers with him, and says they'll be so successful they will take the wood-daver train into a new century.
- Email virus — Strong Bad orders Edgar to "drop a train on 'em" and remove the viruses from his computer.
- Email rock opera — Strong Bad announces his rock opera by saying, "Let's get this train-wreck a-rolling".
- Email narrator — The email intro is a song where Strong Bad meets the email on a north-bound train.
- Kick the Can (DVD commentary) — As Mike Chapman explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, The Homestar Runner tells him that he knew a hobo named Two Batches and that he got "run o'er by a train".
- Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad — If Strong Bad fails to kill off any girls after he's kicked Homestar off his drawing table, he calls the resultant comic a "train-mess".
- Most in the Graveyard — Echoing his character video, Homsar declares himself Captain Caveman of the graveyard train.
- @StrongBadActual (September 23, 2017; June 30, 2018; September 18-21, 2018) — Strong Bad thinks of making a "Drop A Train On 'Em" VR simulator.
