Sucks
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"Sucks", and other variations of the word, is a euphemistic swear used by the characters of the Homestar Runner universe.
Appearances
- Homestarloween Party — Homestar Runner's shirt says "corporate rock still sucks".
- Strong Bad Sings — One of the songs is "Everyone Who Doesn't Like Me More Than Likely Sucks Real Bad".
- Homestar Quiz — One of the answers to the question about Strong Bad Sings is "Why Must You Suck So Bad?".
- The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The title has the word "sucky" in it.
- Email dullard — In the second comic from the DVD version, the take out guy says "YER JOB SUCKS."
- Email invisibility — One of the things the Tandy 400 says in the Easter Egg is "386? more like three eighty SUCKS!".
- Main Page 16 — The action for rolling over "Characters" involves Strong Sad sledding by on a sled, yelling "This sucks!" as he hits a tree.
- Email dragon — Strong Bad names the first dragon he draws "The S is for sucks".
- The Cheat's Character Video — The Cheat says to the viewer that he won't make a video for your band because "you guys suck".
- Email english paper — When Homestar says he is in Strong Bad's house, Strong Bad says, "Oh, that sucks."
- Email the bet — Strong Bad says "Yeah, that sucks. Look, do you have any video games or, like, R-rated movies?"
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Sad says that he feels less like he sucks so bad.
- Peasant's Quest — If you give the second keeper the correct answer, he'll say "That's right. Oh. This sucks.", and if you type "this sucks", the game will respond, "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
- Hallrunner — If you talk to the computer, the outcome says "It was a computer. Voice recognition software still sucks."
- Shopping for Danger — One of the commanders say "old ladies SUCK!".
- Email do over — Strong Bad wonders whether if he starts calling Coach Z Coach Zed, maybe he won't suck so bad.
- Biz Cas Fri 3 — Homestar says that Mancuso at Accounting sucks, and that Gunderson doesn't suck.
- TrogdorCon '97 — Strong Bad says that although a person's costume is accurate to the last detail, he says the TV show it is based off of "sucked!".
- Email geddup noise — Strong Sad wears a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".
- Thy Dungeonman 3 — One of the responses is "We're not at that point yet. Ye don't suck THAT badly at this game."
- Email redesign — When Strong Bad loses a game called "Sundae Drivin'", he says "This game sucks."
- Lappynapped! — In the second Easter Egg, Dolph Hauldhagen says "How many times a day do you ask yourself, 'Why do I suck?'".
- Happy Hallow-day — When Halloween night is almost over and there's no sign of Halloween night, Strong Bad says "Man, this sucks."
- Decemberween Short Shorts — Strong Bad says that the tube socks "totally sucks and [he] hates it".
- Email the movies — After Homestar wonders how to spell tabasco, Strong Bad says "Were all the local sit-around-and-suck-out-loud places closed?!"
- DNA Evidence — Strong Sad says that Coach Z has a real sucky imagination.
- Email hygiene — Strong Bad says that the New Paper keeps sucking enough just to stay interesting.
- Trogday 08 — Strong bad sings an entire song about the S is for Sucks dragon.
- The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad the Ghost of Christmas Suck.
- Somber Vacation — Strong Sad drinks a cup of coffee with beach sand on the rim, apparently known as a "Sucks on the Beach".
- Homestar Ruiner — At the track, Strong Bad says Homestar stinks, and "not in the metaphorical 'you suck'" kinda way then says sports suck and before he draws Marzipan's house on his map, he says he's got half a mind to go over to Marzipan's and give her a piece of the rest of his mind about not inviting his to her "sucko party". Then, at The King of Town's castle, if he comes through the ceiling while Strong Mad is there, he says "Here comes the suck." Also, if you look at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Sad will come and talk about his having asthma, and Strong Bad says "Yeah, yeah. Sucks to your asthmar!"
- Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire — When Strong Bad finds out his "office" is nothing but a closet, he says "Um... this sucks."
- Email being mean — Before and after the skit, Strong Bad says "You suck."
- Strong Badia the Free — After lighting the candle holders, Strong Bad says that the place still sucks.
- Baddest of the Bands:
- After hearing his band play for a few seconds, Strong Bad says, "Wow, we sssuck."
- When answering his second email, Strong Bad says that if you are over 24 that it sucks to be you.
- Most in the Graveyard — Strong Bad says that the King of Town's party sucks.
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Bad says that the simula-TOR's reality virtually sucks.
- On Break — During Homestar's song, one of the lines states that one has to share a bathroom with a kid from Alabama and "that kinda sucks".
- The House That Gave Sucky Tricks — The title, like The House That Gave Sucky Treats, has the word "sucky" in it.
