School

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Although the characters' ages are deliberately ambiguous, every now and then they will mention that they have attended school some time in the past. On rare occasion some characters have even been shown in classrooms.

Appearances

• Original Games Menu — The menu is set in a classroom, with several lunch bags set across the floor.
• Yearbook Character Page — The characters appear in a typical school yearbook.
• In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary — Strong Sad recalls wearing a shirt that read "I'm #1" on it when he went to school.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he used to eat the colored chalk in school.
• Homestar Quiz — Strong Bad is seen sitting in the Crazy Go Nuts University principal's office.
• Email stand-up — Lil' Strong Bad appears to be in a school talent show.
• Revenge of the King — The King of Town claims that he rules the school.
• Email CGNU — "Margo" asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.
• Email mascot — "Ike" asks about the Crazy Go Nuts University mascot, which is shown to be The Jolly Dumple.
• Email anything— Homestar Runner mistakes the audience for a class, writes "HOMESTAR RUNNER" on the computer screen with a piece of chalk, and erases it, possibly mistaking it for a chalkboard.
• Teen Girl Squad Issues 4, 7, 8, 10, and 14 — The girls all appear to be in a school (they are seen in preschool in Issue 7). They also perform on a school stage in Issue 8 and eat in a cafeteria in Issue 10.
• Peasant's Quest - If you get a question wrong, one of The Three Keepers of Trogdor may turn Rather Dashing into Ron Cumberdale, a smelly kid that was in the fourth grade with the keeper.
• Email do over — Strong Bad describes Homestar Runner as "from school". Homestar insists that he's The Cheat and is not from school.
• Email boring (really) — Strong Bad, Homestar, and Bubs recall having learned various things in school.
• Email modeling — Strong Bad appears on the cover of Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog.
• Real-Live E-Mails — Homestar continuously repeats the line "I had to repeat the fourth grade."
• Cool Things — Strong Sad says Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after fifth grade, which is also when Bubs fired Stan.
• Email highschool — Strong Bad flashes back to when he and the other characters were in high school and middle school.
• Scroll Button Songs — In the scroll button song introduced on July 10, 2006, one of the lyrics is "I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow."
• Email senior prom — Many characters attend the senior prom.
• Email keep cool — Strong Bad mentions buying Back2School supplies.
• Email coloring — Marzipan teaches a "kindergarten" class (made up of Homestar, Homsar, and Strong Mad).
• Decemberween Short Shorts — Strong Bad mentions a "hunchback kid in school".
• Quote of the Week — Coach Z exclaims that something makes him feel like a school kid on the first day of Christmas.
• Sketchbook — Stinkoman and 1-up are depicted as "schoolyard chums".
• Email winter pool — Gel-Arshie tells the viewer, "I'm coming to your house after school!"
• Email hygiene — Strong Bad makes a hygiene film for fifth grade boys.
• Email licensed — Strong Bad requires unlicensed merchandise to be produced in a country that changed name five times since he was in the seventh grade.