School

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Although the characters' ages are deliberately ambiguous, every now and then they will mention that they have attended school some time in the past.

Appearances

• Original Games Menu — The menu is set in a classroom, with several lunch bags set across the floor.
• Yearbook Character Page — The characters appear in a typical school yearbook.
• In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary — Strong Sad recalls wearing a shirt that read "I'm #1" on it when he went to school.
• The House That Gave Sucky Treats — The Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he used to eat the colored chalk in school.
• Homestar Quiz — Strong Bad is seen sitting in the Crazy Go Nuts University principal's office.
• Email stand-up — Lil' Strong Bad appears to be in a school talent show.
• Revenge of the King — The King of Town claims that he rules the school.
• Email CGNU — "Margo" asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.
• Email mascot — "Ike" asks about the Crazy Go Nuts University mascot, which is shown to be The Jolly Dumple.
• Teen Girl Squad Issues 4, 7, 8, 10, and 14 — The girls all appear to be in a school (they are seen in preschool in Issue 7). They also perform on a school stage in Issue 8 and eat in a cafeteria in Issue 10.
• Peasant's Quest - If you get a question wrong, one of The Three Keepers of Trogdor may turn Rather Dashing into Ron Cumberdale, a smelly kid that was in the fourth grade with the keeper.
• Email do over — Strong Bad describes Homestar Runner as "from school". Homestar insists that he's The Cheat and is not from school.
• Email boring (really) — Strong Bad, Homestar, and Bubs recall having learned various things in school.
• Email modeling — Strong Bad appears on the cover of Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog.
• Real-Live E-Mails — Homestar continuously repeats the line "I had to repeat the fourth grade."
• Cool Things — Strong Sad says Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after fifth grade, which is also when Bubs fired Stan.
• Email highschool — Strong Bad flashes back to when he and the other characters were in high school and middle school.
• Scroll Button Songs — In the scroll button song introduced on July 10, 2006, one of the lyrics is "I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow."
• Email senior prom — Many characters attend the senior prom.
• Email keep cool — Strong Bad mentions buying Back2School supplies.
• Email coloring — Marzipan teaches a "kindergarten" class (made up of Homestar, Homsar, and Strong Mad).
• Decemberween Short Shorts — Strong Bad mentions a "hunchback kid in school".
• Quote of the Week — Coach Z exclaims that something makes him feel like a school kid on the first day of Christmas.
• Sketchbook — Stinkoman and 1-up are depicted as "schoolyard chums".
• Email winter pool — Gel-Arshie tells the viewer, "I'm coming to your house after school!"
• Email licensed — Strong Bad requires unlicensed merchandise to be produced in a country that changed name five times since he was in the seventh grade.

• Email Anything— Homestar Runner Mistakes The audience for a Class, Writes "HOMESTAR RUNNER" on the Computer Screen with a chalk, And Erases it, Possibly Mistaking it for a chalkboard.