User:The Chort

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"Yah guys! Maybe make some edit!" [1]

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"Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore."
In Memoriam
- The Paper -
2001 — June 11 2007
(Inkjet? More like STINKjet!)

Introduction

Hey, there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z. I'm just another Homestar Runner fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005, (I think) when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. So I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this Trogdor guy. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.) It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed.

About Me

All you need to know is that I'm male, a teenager and live in England, (which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me). You'll probably find me hanging round the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and also proofchecking articles. You know, just doing little edits. In addition, whenever anything new is released, I'll eventually get round to comparing the transcript with the actual toon so I can add any little details left out. I also vote on STUFF, discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. And... yeah... that's about it... Erm... Am I hired?

Personal Favourites

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Screenshot Thing Title Best parts
Strong Bad Email for kids The Peasant's Quest opening. Strong Bad's and Homsar's kids' shows. Strong Bad losing it.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 The Thnikkaman. Strong Bad's song. Marzipan's not a natural blonde, apparently.
Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 The song. BBF. Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg debut. Everyone dies.
Powered By The Cheat mile The Cheat answers an email. PBTC Bubs.
Puppet Stuff Homestar vs. Little Girl So cute.
Holiday Toon(s) That Time of Year Everything. Originally had to close browser due to uncontrollable laughter.
Cheat Commando Cartoon An Important Rap Song Hilariously awful rapping at its best.
Main Page Main Page 11 Strong Bad's weather forecast. Can be the most glitched up Main Page.
"Game" Super Kingio Brothers The music. The good graphics. The stunning level design. The groundbreaking gameplay. The fact that the KOT's life is a joke.
Easter Egg kids' book, "book" Everything. Final page never fails to raise a laugh.
User Sub Page User:Has Matt?/Homsar quotes (Various randomness)