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Hellote! I finally figured out I had time to do my user page. I don't know what i'm going to say, but i bet it'll be fun. So, gear up, because by the time you finish reading this, you will either be laughing really loud or shaking your head at REALLY bad humor (in this case, bad meaning terrible, not naughty).

SIGNATURE: Zerlock1124
There's a secret about my signature. If you click on the 1124 instead of Zerlock part, then it will bring you to my talk (gasp).

Personal Stuff

It's TRIVIA TIME!

This section isn't going to be very long. I'm one of those people that don't like to distribute information on the web, but i will give general facts. I live in the United States in Texas. There, I'm in high school with many nerdy friends. I have two dogs who are very nice and playful. My life is boring, so don't expect an autobiography any time soon. Yeah...so...onward. My sister first showed HSR to me with the sbemail lures & jigs. It wasn't the latest sbemail at the time, but it was still hilarious. My interest caught on, and here I am. Later, I found out about the Wiki, and here I am. Again.

Notable Contributions

I've decided to include a list of contributions made to the wiki:

Ok, I was just kidding. I have not made any major contributions nor do I have the time to. You might have better luck finding my user name in the talk and, maybe, STUFF departments.

Brain Busters

(Last Updated: April 23, 2007)
Okay, I've come up with a list of rules that you have to follow (sorry!) When answering the math porblem or QOW. Here they are:

No looking it up on the internet UNLESS the update date is at least 2 weeks ago.
Date your entries on the talk page. If 2 people answer the question, this way I'll be able to tell who wins.
Only one winner per question
DO NOT COPY THE USER BOXES!!!
You can answer more than one problem, but after three in a row, take a break.
Everthing else is fair game

If you would like to add a rule or crap and complain about a rule, do so on my talk page.

Random Factoid

Until the 19th Century AD, the people of Siberia used blocks tea as their currency.

Current Event

Boris Yeltsin is dead at the age of 76.

If you want to help remember those at Virginia Tech, I made a userbox for those people. If you want it, take it. If you don't, don't. If you find it offensive for some reason, say something on my talk page.

VT	This user remembers those at Virginia Tech. Go Hokies!

Math Problem

Last weeks answer:
$\prod_{n=2}^9 3n = 2,380,855,680$

This weeks problem:

$\tan\angle A \approx .866$

What is the approximate measure of angle A? (Assume the angle is part of a right triangle) (Round to the nearest 100th)

By the way, if you get the math problem right (by answering on my talk) i'll send a message to you and you get this user box as a reward:

2+2=4

This user has answered a math problem of the week correctly.

If you answer more than one correctly, then just put 2x at the end.

Question of the week

Last Week:

Why does a cat always land on it's feet?
There has been some controversy with this one. The answer I was looking for on this one is that the cat has no collarbone. If you or I were to land on all fours, we would break our collarbone, but since the cat doesn't have one, there is nor problem. But apparently, different people say different things, so I hereby put it to rest in my head and start moving on.

This Week:

What job has one of the highest occupational injury rates?
(4X higher than construction workers and 7X higher than miners).

ANSWERED! "New news!!! Apparently airport screeners have the highest injusry rates. Those people who scan you down and chaeck for drugs. Don't ask, my friend has a whole wall in his house filled with Uncle John's bathroom readers and other books about random facts." People all the time attack these people for finding knives and weapons and stuff, or accusing thems. Congrats to Pants 3000 for getting it right.

Finally, a way to show hall of fame! If you answer the question correctly (on my talk page), you get this user box free of charge!

QOW?	This user has answered a question of the week correctly.

If you answer more than one correctly, then just put 2x at the end.

Hall of fame

Yes, it's back from the dead. Shut up, all right. Here are the people who are in the hall of fame:

Math problem:

QOW:

Sbemails I sent

This section deals with all the sbmails i have sent. This doesn't mean that they have been answered, however. They're just here for fame purposes and proof if they do get answered. so here they are.

subject: deletonator

Dear awesomely cool and cooly awesome Strong Bad,
What do you consider to be the funniest, coolest, strangest,
and your personal favorite ways to delete an e-mail?

Just another fan,
Zerlock1124
Texas

PS: Please kill Strong Sad slowly and painfully

Answered?: NO

Userbox Business

By the way, I'm trying to start a free business within the wiki of making userboxes (That's userboxii in the plural form in certain languages). If you are too lazy to make your own userboxes or don't know how to, then just see me and I'll make one for you in your specs. Just leave a message on my talk page and I'll get back to you. Be patient! I only have 2 hands.