Occupations

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The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character	Jobs
Homestar	Office worker (tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri, isp, 4 branches, from work) News anchor (Main Page 11) Host of The Show (the show, Main Page 19, 4 branches) Athlete (may be amateur) (montage, A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Marshmallow's Last Stand) Teacher (The King of Town DVD, A Jorb Well Done) Bunmaker (disconnected) Actor (Fluffy Puff Commercial) Homestarmy Colonel (army)
Pom Pom	Athlete (may be amateur) (A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World) Filmmaker (pom pom, technology) "Big Cheese" at the office (from work)
Strong Bad	Office worker (Biz Cas Fri, dullard, 4 branches, from work) Prinicpal of Crazy Go Nuts University and a high school (CGNU, Homestar Quiz, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8) Thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) News anchor (local news) News meteorologist (Main Page 11) Investigative reporter (interview) Former Tragic Clown Dog mascot (part-time job) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand) Lifeguard (may be amateur)(keep cool) Indie comics author (comic) Voice actor for local events (monster truck) Former newspaper delivery-boy (the chair)
The Cheat	Former toner salesman (montage) Office worker (internal tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri 3) Domestic servant (lackey) Flash animator (may be amateur) (Powered By The Cheat) Assistant thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) Drummer (Cool Things) Commando (army)
Marzipan	Kindergarten Montesodium teacher (coloring) Guitarist/singer (Weclome Back, Cool Things)
Strong Mad	Bassist (Cool Things) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
Strong Sad	Experimental film director (Experimental Film) Office worker (from work) Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
Coach Z	Coach Referee (montage) Rapper (may be amateur) (rampage, New Boots)
Bubs	Shopkeeper ISP operator (isp) The Office IT Professional (from work) Paranormal Investigator (Bug in Mouth Disease) Normal Investigator (Bug in Mouth Disease) TV/VCR Repairman (Bug in Mouth Disease)
The King of Town	King Food marketer Host of a quite popular cartoon show (senior prom, The King Of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show) Authorized Godzilla re-seller (TrogdorCon '97)
Homsar	7-inches salesman (Weclome Back) Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
Marshie	Mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (retirement, Fluffy Puff Commercial, Meet Marshie)
Old-Timey Strong Bad	Vaudevillian (alternate universe) Ghost hunter (That A Ghost) Radio drama narrator (radio)
Senor Cardgage	Mortgage broker (Senor Mortgage) Used car salesman (Senorial Day) Movie theater usher (the movies)
Vector Strong Bad	Training simulator for Stinkoman (alternate universe)
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife	Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
The Poopsmith, The Bishop, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, The Little Chef Guy	Servants to The King of Town Musicians in a marching band,a general business band, and a Mariachi Band
Frank Bennedetto	Soldier, Homestarmy (army)