Unseen Characters

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Unseen characters occur frequently on Homestar Runner. They are characters who are heard, mentioned or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

Heard

Characters that are heard, but never seen.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine:
  • Ron Dardman
  • Łukasz
  • Another person with a strong accent
  • Kevin

• These characters are heard on First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
  • Cherry Greg
  • Clapper Loader

• On the Brothers Strong's TV set:
  • Caleb Rentpayer
  • Tucksworth
  • An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) privileges
  • The above person's son Cool Things
  • Announcer of "Some type of TV show" your friends
  • Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" mile

Mentioned

Characters that are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

• Dan
• Levert Burtmore
• Leomard Sportsinterviews (debated)
• Beverly Sportsinterviews
• Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
• Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
• Strong Bad's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist, mentioned in secret recipes)
• Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
• The Office employees:
  • Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
  • Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
  • Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
  • Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
  • Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
• The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936)
• "That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things)
• Stan (Cool Things)
• Stiny
• Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Jerome
• A. Chimendez
• Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's seemingly illegitimate children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
• Blue Laser's Nana (mentioned in Cheat Commandos...O's and Let Us Give TANKS!)
• Rubble D, presumably a prison inmate from Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.
• Brent Musberger (wrote in Homestar's autograph book in geddup noise)

Not Seen Completely

Characters whose faces are either cut off by the top of the screen, obscured by a mask of some kind, or silhouetted.

• The Shareholders
• The Knight
• The Blacksmith
• Shadowy Figure
• Moses Malone
• Don Knotts