User:Power Pie

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Hey! 'Sup? I'm Power Pie.

PowerPie

Userbox'd!

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

MW This user is also on Super Mario Wiki.

KID This user is under 13 years old.

AMBI This user is ambidextrous

RIGHT This user mainly uses her right hand

This user is an American.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

This user's favorite character is Strong Sad.

This user's favorite character is also Pom Pom.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons.

This user's favorite Old-Timey character is The Homestar Runner.

This user's favorite Old-Timey toon is That a Ghost.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user's favorite Cheat Commandos character is Gunhaver.

This user's favorite Cheat Commandos toon is 2 Part Episode: Part 2.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user's favorite Puppet stuff toon is Biz Cas Fri 3.

The first toon this user ever saw (besides First Time Here) was A Jorb Well Done.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

This user likes to wear swee-atshirts.

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Low rates, percent signs... I dunno..."

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user can make it on her own.

This user is prepared to send you his/her weight in free sign up CDs.

This user is playing better video games.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

LOL This user is funny.

This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his/her cell phone!

This user can count to G!

That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

This user has more than two prablems.

This user wants to be a member of the Homestarmy...

...and the On Point Kings.

This user doesn't like his/her style bitten.

Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.

This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user is Super Brave!!

This user could use a dollar, she could use a couple bucks.

This user also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user wants to be the guy too. But not a guy. That would be creepy.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user is holy-crap-adorable!

If this user had thumbs, she'd be sticking them up her armpits right now.

This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is not willing to sever her leg, but she would like to try a combo meal.

This user is awesome singing backwards metal.

This user likes cloth.

This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

This user is less than B.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper.

This user supports Pistols for Pandas. Sort of.

This user wants to be a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

This user misses Original Bubs.

This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

This user does not play with 2 many knives.

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user wants to be a Deletehead.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user can do it! She can do it twelve times!

This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!

This user is imagining why on Earth she can't get ye flask!

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.

This user already did some writin' today.

This user wants you to get your own!

This user has too much time on her hands.

This user's paunch does not smell!

This user is a member of the Council Against Paint Daubs.

This user has the ball at the top of the key.

This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

This user can see you from there.

This user can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!

This user has her lazors set on stun because she has to stun you just to get her point through.

This user is a visitor from an alternate universe!

This user is revamped for the nineties!

This user is a painted twashcan.

Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!

THIS USER IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN’ BOX!

How I found out about Homestar Runner

(This is sorta long; I might have to find out if this wiki has the show/hide feature.)

Back in October of '09, I was browsing some forum when I saw a topic called "Did you ever send an email to Strong Bad." They included a link to this wiki's article on Strong Bad saying "Click here if you don't know who Strong Bad is."

Well, I clicked.

When I got here, I decided to read the articles on some of the sbemails, starting with "some kinda robot." I wanted to check it out, but, thinking my parents would disapprove of me going on a site without their permission, I waited 'till I was home alone.

Then, on a quaint Wednesday afternoon, my chance finally came. (Before I go any further, I should mention that I homeschool.) My mom was going grocery shopping with my little brother and left me at home. I forget if I was already done with school or if I did it super-fast, 'cause I don't remember doing any school after my mom left, but I think it was around 3:00 and I was never done with school by 3. I also might have been naughty and went online first (this is sounding about right, but I still don't know if it is or not), or I maybe could have been sick (not likely).

Anyways, once I got the chance (There, I'll put it at that) I went to the wiki and clicked on the link that takes you to the official site. I watched the intro and went to a Main Page. Maybe the waffle one. I saw a button that said "First Time Here?" It being my fist time there, I clicked.

I saw a clapperboard held in front of Homestar Runner standing in some sort of field. "Homestar Runner dot com welcome speech, Take 1."

"Oh, hello! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net."

"It's dot com."

"Oh, right! Homestar Runner dot net-It's dot com!"

From that moment forth, I was hooked. Every time I was home alone, I would type "homestarrunner.com" into the address bar, sit back, and watch. It soon got to the point where I got over my fear of being found out and watched them while my parents were at home.

Homestar, you truely are dot com.

Favorite toons

1. Experimental Film
2. All the other musical toons
3. Doomy Tales of the Macabre
4. email montage
5. Heck, most sbemails related to the arts
6. email pom pom
7. email caffine

I'll think of more.