Occupations

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The occupations of many Free Country USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character	Jobs
Homestar	Office worker (tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri, isp, 4 branches) News anchor (Main Page 11) Host of The Show (the show, Main Page 19, 4 branches) Athlete<ref name="am">May be amateur.</ref> (montage, A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World, Marshmallow's Last Stand) Teacher (The King of Town DVD, A Jorb Well Done) Kindergarten student (coloring) Bun maker<ref>Imagined in this job by Strong Bad.</ref> (disconnected)
Pom Pom	Athlete<ref name="am"/> (A Jumping Jack Contest, Strongest Man in the World) Filmmaker<ref name="am"/> (pom pom, technology)
Strong Bad	Office worker (Biz Cas Fri, 4 branches) Prinicpal of Crazy Go Nuts University and a high school (CGNU, Homestar Quiz, Teen Girl Squad Issue 8) Thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) News anchor (local news) News meteorologist (Main Page 11) Investigative reporter (interview) Lifeguard<ref name="once"/> (keep cool) Indie comics author<ref name="am"/> (comic) Voice actor for local events<ref name="once">Only seen once, and likely not regular.</ref> (monster truck) Former newspaper delivery-boy (the chair) Former Tragic Clown Dog mascot (part-time job) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
The Cheat	Former toner salesman (montage) Office worker (internal tech support?) (Biz Cas Fri 3) Domestic servant (lackey) Flash animator<ref name="am"/> (Powered By The Cheat) Assistant thief (caper, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon) Drummer<ref name="am"/> (Cool Things)
Marzipan	Kindergarten Montesodium teacher (coloring) Guitarist/singer<ref name="am"/> (Weclome Back, Cool Things)
Strong Mad	Bassist<ref name="am"/> (Cool Things) Former tag-team wrestler (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
Strong Sad	Experimental film director<ref name="am"/><ref name="once"/> (Experimental Film)
Coach Z	Coach (autobiography, A Jorb Well Done) Referee (montage) Rapper<ref name="am"/> (rampage, Hip Hop Dance)
Bubs	Shopkeeper (part-time job, Cool Things) ISP operator (isp)
The King of Town	King<ref name="am"/> Food marketer (for kids, the bet) Host of a quite popular cartoon show (senior prom)
Homsar	7-inch record salesman<ref name="am"/> (Weclome Back)
Marshie	Mascot for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (retirement, Fluffy Puff Commercial, Meet Marshie)
Old-Timey Strong Bad	Vaudevillian (alternate universe) Ghost hunter (That a Ghost) Radio drama narrator (radio)
Senor Cardgage	Mortgage broker (Senor Mortgage) Used car salesman (Senorial Day)
Vector Strong Bad	Training simulator for Stinkoman<ref name="am"/> (alternate universe)
The Poopsmith, The Bishop, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, The Little Chef Guy	Servants to The King of Town Musicians in a marching band or a general business band

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