HRWiki:Featured article for 2011, week 48
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| + | [[Bubs]] has been known to engage in all forms of '''[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|shady, crooked, and sometimes downright illegal business practices]]'''. These include, but are not limited to: running a [[black market]] that sells un[[licensed]] [[Strong Bad]] merchandise, pirated DVDs, and other illegal goods; overpricing for stuff such as broken computers, waiting in line, and getting hurt; selling [[Baloney Sammich Truck|sandwiches]] that he has taken a bite out of; reading all of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad Email|emails]]; selling [[Le Restige|chairs]] that leave consumers unable to feel their parts; only allowing one break at work per day; selling [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]] in a [[snow cone]]; trying to work a [[VCR]] with a broken clock by [[Duct Tape|duct taping]] an [[Clock Radio|alarm clock]] to it; claiming that [[doughnuts]] can clean teeth (and even having them made in a country called "Homemáde" so that they can be classified as homemade); and last but not least, admitting that he is shady. '''[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|(more...)]]''' | ||
Revision as of 23:55, 27 November 2011
Bubs has been known to engage in all forms of shady, crooked, and sometimes downright illegal business practices. These include, but are not limited to: running a black market that sells unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise, pirated DVDs, and other illegal goods; overpricing for stuff such as broken computers, waiting in line, and getting hurt; selling sandwiches that he has taken a bite out of; reading all of Strong Bad's emails; selling chairs that leave consumers unable to feel their parts; only allowing one break at work per day; selling DNA evidence in a snow cone; trying to work a VCR with a broken clock by duct taping an alarm clock to it; claiming that doughnuts can clean teeth (and even having them made in a country called "Homemáde" so that they can be classified as homemade); and last but not least, admitting that he is shady. (more...)
