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Strong Bad is known for his trade marked 7 inch penis, which he cok fight with homestar with naturlally, strong bad wins the penis fight every fuckin time cause homestar s a fuckin jack off Penis vagina fuckin dildo wangsterbation masterbate!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
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== Biography ==
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'''Strong Bad''' is one of the most popular characters. Strong Bad answers [[Strong Bad Email |e-mails]] with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He's [[Strong Sad]]'s big brother and [[Strong Mad]]'s little brother. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often ridiculing Strong Sad, abusing [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], or prank-calling [[Marzipan]]. He has boxing gloves for hands (that always have square window reflections on them, no-matter where he is), a Mexican wrestling mask for a head, and it is confirmed that the mask IS actually his head in [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/page5.html this interview]. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap." He is a stickler for grammar and [[Spelling|spelling]], and hates it when asked "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?]]". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED]]!!!''' The blue diamond on his face also gives him the power to mentally open bottles of [[Cold One]]s and even Homestar's hat.
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You like to masterbater while your eating
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Fuck YOU
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He fancies himself as a criminal mastermind, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of this latter claim, and even [[lures & jigs|admits]] at one point he doesn't really know anything about the ladies. He seems to have a grudge against [[The Birds|birds]], as shown in issues of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. He also loves to listen to Peter Frampton.
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The original concept for the 100th e-mail, [[flashback]], would have explained why Strong Bad never wears a shirt—he originally wore a star shirt, and when Marzipan got Homestar one, he tore his off in protest, and remained shirtless ever since.
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[[FUCKIN' DELETED BY A FUCKIN DILDO MASTER FIVE FUCKIN THOUSAND MOTHER FUCKER]]!!!
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*'''Domicile''':  [[House of the Brothers Strong]]
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*'''Debut''': [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
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*[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
== Character Video Transcript ==
== Character Video Transcript ==
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''{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, one of which being Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}''
''{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, one of which being Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Hold on, I'm not done with the fuckin' props yet! ''{turns to camera}'' Greetings, party people fuckin homos fuck fuck fukky fuckson in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of dildos!
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'''STRONG BAD''': Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! ''{turns to camera}'' Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of-
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DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Fuck you
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ahe-he-hem.
'''STRONG BAD''': What are you doing here?
'''STRONG BAD''': What are you doing here?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey stong bad, check out my new dildo
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!
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'''STRONG BAD''': fucking huge man
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'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That sounds pretty fuckin reasonable reasonable. ''{pronounces it re-ZON-able}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That sounds reasonable. ''{pronounces it re-ZON-able}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya fuckin Chicken nuggets?
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'''STRONG BAD''': Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets?
== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==

Revision as of 23:25, 26 March 2005

Strong Bad


Contents

Biography

Strong Bad is one of the most popular characters. Strong Bad answers e-mails with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He's Strong Sad's big brother and Strong Mad's little brother. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often ridiculing Strong Sad, abusing Homestar, or prank-calling Marzipan. He has boxing gloves for hands (that always have square window reflections on them, no-matter where he is), a Mexican wrestling mask for a head, and it is confirmed that the mask IS actually his head in this interview. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap." He is a stickler for grammar and spelling, and hates it when asked "Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: DELETED!!! The blue diamond on his face also gives him the power to mentally open bottles of Cold Ones and even Homestar's hat.

He fancies himself as a criminal mastermind, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of this latter claim, and even admits at one point he doesn't really know anything about the ladies. He seems to have a grudge against birds, as shown in issues of Teen Girl Squad. He also loves to listen to Peter Frampton.

The original concept for the 100th e-mail, flashback, would have explained why Strong Bad never wears a shirt—he originally wore a star shirt, and when Marzipan got Homestar one, he tore his off in protest, and remained shirtless ever since.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Get ready for the new!}

{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, one of which being Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}

STRONG BAD: Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! {turns to camera} Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of-

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahe-he-hem.

STRONG BAD: What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds reasonable. {pronounces it re-ZON-able}

STRONG BAD: Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets?

Fun Facts

  • "Party peoples in the place to be!" is a reference to an "Ultramagnetic MC" song called "Ego Trippin'", during which before the song, the announcer says, "party peoples in the place to be! Just for you, it's the Ultra-Magnetic MCs!!!!"
  • Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the Nintendo video game "Tag Team Wrestling" created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986.

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Puppet Strong Bad

Halloween Costumes

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