Strong Bad

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-	== Biography ==	+	Strong Bad is known for his trade marked 7 inch penis, which he cok fight with homestar with naturlally, strong bad wins the penis fight every fuckin time cause homestar s a fuckin jack off Penis vagina fuckin dildo wangsterbation masterbate!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
-	'''Strong Bad''' is one of the most popular characters. Strong Bad answers [[Strong Bad Email |e-mails]] with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He's [[Strong Sad]]'s big brother and [[Strong Mad]]'s little brother. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often ridiculing Strong Sad, abusing [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], or prank-calling [[Marzipan]]. He has boxing gloves for hands (that always have square window reflections on them, no-matter where he is), a Mexican wrestling mask for a head, and it is confirmed that the mask IS actually his head in [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/page5.html this interview]. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap." He is a stickler for grammar and [[Spelling|spelling]], and hates it when asked "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?]]". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED]]!!!''' The blue diamond on his face also gives him the power to mentally open bottles of [[Cold One]]s and even Homestar's hat.	+	Quotes
		+	You like to masterbater while your eating
-	He fancies himself as a criminal mastermind, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of this latter claim, and even [[lures & jigs|admits]] at one point he doesn't really know anything about the ladies. He seems to have a grudge against [[The Birds|birds]], as shown in issues of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. He also loves to listen to Peter Frampton.	+	Fuck YOU
-	The original concept for the 100th e-mail, [[flashback]], would have explained why Strong Bad never wears a shirt—he originally wore a star shirt, and when Marzipan got Homestar one, he tore his off in protest, and remained shirtless ever since.
-	*'''Domicile''':  [[House of the Brothers Strong]]	+	[[FUCKIN' DELETED BY A FUCKIN DILDO MASTER FIVE FUCKIN THOUSAND MOTHER FUCKER]]!!!
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-	*'''Debut''': [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]	+
-	*[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]	+
	== Character Video Transcript ==		== Character Video Transcript ==

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Revision as of 23:18, 26 March 2005

Strong Bad is known for his trade marked 7 inch penis, which he cok fight with homestar with naturlally, strong bad wins the penis fight every fuckin time cause homestar s a fuckin jack off Penis vagina fuckin dildo wangsterbation masterbate!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Quotes You like to masterbater while your eating

Fuck YOU

FUCKIN' DELETED BY A FUCKIN DILDO MASTER FIVE FUCKIN THOUSAND MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Contents 1 Character Video Transcript 2 Fun Facts 3 Also known as... 3.1 Halloween Costumes 4 See Also 5 External Links

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Get ready for the new!}

{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, one of which being Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}

STRONG BAD: Hold on, I'm not done with the fuckin' props yet! {turns to camera} Greetings, party people fuckin homos fuck fuck fukky fuckson in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of dildos!

DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Fuck you

STRONG BAD: What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey stong bad, check out my new dildo

STRONG BAD: fucking huge man

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds pretty fuckin reasonable reasonable. {pronounces it re-ZON-able}

STRONG BAD: Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya fuckin Chicken nuggets?

Fun Facts

• "Party peoples in the place to be!" is a reference to an "Ultramagnetic MC" song called "Ego Trippin'", during which before the song, the announcer says, "party peoples in the place to be! Just for you, it's the Ultra-Magnetic MCs!!!!"
• Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the Nintendo video game "Tag Team Wrestling" created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986.

Also known as...

• 1936 Strong Bad (1936)
• Stinkoman (20X6)
• Archibald (Decemberween)
• Keyboard Strong Bad (Sweet Cuppin' Cakes)
• Dangeresque (Dangeresque (film series))
• Little Strong Bad
• Strong Badman
• Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad
• Vector Strong Bad
• Tragic Clown Dog
• Wrestleman

Halloween Costumes

• Carmen Miranda
• Carmen Sandiego
• Homestar as Angus Young
• Ozone (from the movie Breakin')
• Cesar Romero as The Joker

See Also

• Strong Bad Evolution

External Links

• watch Strong Bad's character video
• view the flash file for Strong Bad's character video.
• Email Strong Bad

Main Characters
Homestar Runner | Strong Bad | The Cheat | Strong Mad | Strong Sad | Pom Pom | Marzipan | Coach Z | Bubs | The King of Town | The Poopsmith | Homsar