User:Zephiel

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Hello and welcome to my LEGITIMATE USER PAAAAAGE! This is...my page. Yeah. Still in the editing process.

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GO This user found the wiki from a Google search.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

KID This user is exactly 13 years old, but could only find boxes with "between 13 and 17" and "under 13"

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user uses Windows.

This user is an American.

This user's favorite email is replacement.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

One of this user's favorite characters is Bubs.

One of this user's favorite characters is Coach Z.

This user works for Bubs' Concession Stand.

This user likes the Old Games the best, especially Dancin' Bubs and Audition with Marizipan.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user loves 20X6.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. Eh! Steve!

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy and has paid Homestar the five bucks.

This user wants to be the guy too.

This user loves that fweakin' marshmellow.

This user's favorite toon is Cool Things.

This user wants a Coach Z T-shirt and would pay good money on eBay to get one.

This user owns too many shirts to count.

This user owns a Trodgor hoodie.

This user owns a Kick The Cheat.

This user owns every figurine, including the Cheat Commandos.

This user owns every strongbad_email.exe disc.

This user has emailed Strong Bad on several occasions.

Nobody likes The King of Town. For real.

One of this user's favorite characters is Homsar.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has all types of crazy crap and MORE!

Favorite Quotes

"I like music. ...and cloth." - What's-her-face (Teen Girl Squad Issue 12)

"TECH-NO-LOG-I-CAL RO-MANCE!" - Strong Bad (Teen Girl Squad Issue 12)

"The good times are over!" - Homestar (Bug in Mouth Disease)

"I guess I never really used it all that much. After I put on all this weight, I could only hover a couple of two or three inches off the ground anyways." - Bubs (lunch special)

"I am legally obligated to ask you to proceed." - Strong Bad (looking old)

"And I'm the mayonaise, 'cuase I'm as smart as peanuts!" - Homestar (Summer Short Shorts)

"Take a trip to the mooouuntains!" - Marshie (retirement)

"Hide some in your pocket for SECRET EATING!" - Marshie (Meet Marshie)

"Kick you in the grill!" - Bubs (replacement)

"DELORTED!" - Coach Z (replacement)

"We just call that one blue." - Marzipan (coloring)

"I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS!" - The Ugly One (Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)

"Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... TRIPLE SALCHOW!" So-and-So (Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)

"Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!" - Coach Z (Fall Float Parade)

"You say tomater, I zader matermorts." - Coach Z (Fall Float Parade)

"Oh, I can handle it, why I can even swear a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits." - Reynold (Commandos in the Classroom)

"I think my rhymes are truly broke. Broke broke broke broke broke broke broke!" - Crackotage (Commandos in the Classroom)

"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" - Homsar (Fall Float Parade)

"Hey, my birthday was last week. I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" - Stinkoman (Happy Trogday)

"Andy H-S-I-A-O, and sometimes Y..." -Strong Bad (looking old)

...with more to come.

Top 5 Favorite Characters In Thier Respective Order and Why

My very favorite character.

1. Bubs

-Bubs is my Verah Favorite Charactah. His jokes aren't usually based around anything except the topic at hand, and the occasional Concession Stand Joke, which are usually subtle. On a side note, I've been told I imitate him quite well.

2. Coach Z

-Although most of his jokes are infact based around his accent, some of them are hilarious. One of my favorites is in Welcome Back when Coach Z says "Come on Glorten camp!" and in 3 Times Halloween Funjob when he says "Trick or Trort!" and then Bubs says "C'mon, man!" and then Coach Z replies with "Okay, Trick or Treat."

3. Homsar

-Homsar is the most random character on the site, in my opinion. Constant incoherent babbling is, for some reason, a total plus in my book. His derby hat's movements are funny, as well, especially the totally random spinning or moving around in shapes and patterns and stuff.

4. Marzipan

-Marzipan's old hippie-ish jokes are still hilarious, her other jokes are hilarious, and even her Halloween Costumes are funny. The funniest part of her character in my opinion is her on-the-rocks relationship with Homestar. ...which is the perfect segway for...

5. Homestar

-Homestar is entirely stupid and dumb and pretty funny. His "ignorance is bliss" policy jokes always crack me up and...that's about it.

Honorable Mention:

6. Strong Bad

-Woah, I'm probably one of the only members who's top 5 favorite characters didn't include Strong Bad. He's really funny and you just want to watch emails over and over again...but there's a few of his jokes out there that I couldn't stand to hear again.

The other characters I don't really care for. Strong Sad might be next, but his jokes get old kinda fast. The Cheat's personality is really straightforward and I don't really like his total in-your-face-edness. Next is Pom-Pom, who turned into a secondary character, which I don't like. Next is the King Of Town, who's meat jokes get old. Next might be Strong Mad...not my favorite...yeah. Last would be the Poopsmith, who has little personality.

Unofficial Quote of the Day

Credit to Venusy, used with permission from Doriangray . All rights reserved 'n' stuff.

Updadted Somedays.

Past Quotes