Quote of the Week

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The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.

Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.

On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.

Template:Quote of the Week

Quotes

Date	Download	Head	Quote	Source
110 Apr 2009	download	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues}	Donut Unto Others extended take
202 Apr 2009	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days."	Kick-A-Ball extended take
326 Mar 2009	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."	Kick-A-Ball outtake
412 Mar 2009	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."	Quote of the Week exclusive
1000005 Mar 2009	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"	Quote of the Week exclusive
10001 26 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"	Date Nite
1000219 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Cheerleader	{A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"	Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000312 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."	Best Caper Ever outtake
1000405 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Old-Timey Strong Bad	Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"	Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1000529 Jan 2009	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper."	Hremail 62 blooper

Fun Facts

Explanations

The September 27, 2007 quote mentions polychaete worms, a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
The March 5, 2009 quote mentions xanthan gum, a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or bulgur), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.

Trivia

In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

Remarks

Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
- Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
- Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
- Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
- The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
- The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page.
Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "Where the Crap Are We?", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
When using a character head that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

Goofs

February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's imaginary girlfriend as "Delelilia". However, in senior prom, her name was spelled "Delilelia".
The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the ID3 tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out if" instead of "of it".
In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

Inside References

If there is a problem finding the weeklies XML file, the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:
"Oh Haldo! This is my
funniest word style
ever times that I've
said! Hope all is on
to it even more
lately! And I wish the
chicken & msg place
was open on
Somedays"
- This makes references to Peasant's Quest (Haldo), for kids (all is on), Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 (MSG), and monster truck (Somedays).
The text can also be:
"Oh Hello! This is my
funniest word style
ever that I said! Hope
you're into it!"

Real-World References

Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "HOMЯ", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show Hollywood Squares, which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." Shadoe Stevens was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to Ricardo Montalbán.
In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells Nestles, a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's long standing jingle, "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
The September 13, 2007 quote references Frosties and McFlurries, ice cream treats served at Wendy's and McDonald's, respectively.
In the March 26, 2009 quote, Homestar mentions Darryl Strawberry, a former Major League Baseball player.

External Links

Click on the Q on any main page to see the most recent quote.
view the Flash file for the current quote (Newer Version) (Older Version)
view weeklies.xml – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the Weekly Fanstuff and weekly Sketchbook features.

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Quote of the Week

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 | [[Hremail 62]] blooper
-|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Dec 2008
-| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
-| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
-| [[Trudgemank]]
-|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Nov 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
-| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}6 Nov 2008
-| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
-| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Oct 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
-| [[email thunder]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Sept 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
-| [[alternate universe]]
-|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sept 2008
-| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
-| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
-| [[hygiene]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Sept 2008
-| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
-| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
-|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Sept 2008
-| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
-| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Aug 2008
-| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
-| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
-| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Aug 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
-| [[magic trick]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Aug 2008
-| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
-| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
-| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
-|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jul 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
-| [[your edge]]
-|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jul 2008
-| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
-| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jun 2008
-| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
-| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
-|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jun 2008
-| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
-| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
-|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Jun 2008
-| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
-| [[love poems]]
-|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 May 2008
-| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
-| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
-| [[4 branches]]
-|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 May 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
-|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}8 May 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
-| [[Date Nite]]
-|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}2 May 2008
-| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
-| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
-|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Apr 2008
-| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
-| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
-| [[Revenge of the King]]
-|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Apr 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
-| [[rated]]
-|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Mar 2008
-| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
-| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
-|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Mar 2008
-| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
-| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
-|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Mar 2008
-| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
-| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
-|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Mar 2008
-| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
-| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
-| [[buried]]
-|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Feb 2008
-| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
-| [[licensed]]
-|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Feb 2008
-| [[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
-| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
-|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Feb 2008
-| [[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jan 2008
-| [[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
-| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
-| [[fan club]]
-|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Jan 2008
-| [[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
-| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
-| [[winter pool]]
-|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Jan 2008
-| [[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
-| [[environment]]
-|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jan 2008
-| [[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
-| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper
-|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Dec 2007
-| [[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
-| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
-| [[nightlife]]
-|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Dec 2007
-| [[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
-| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Nov 2007
-| [[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
-| [[Rap Song]]
-|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Nov 2007
-| [[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Nov 2007
-| [[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
-| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
-| [[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
-| [[haircut]]
-|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
-| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
-| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
-|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Oct 2007
-| [[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
-| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)
-|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2007
-| [[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
-| [[web comics]]
-|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Oct 2007
-| [[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
-| [[slumber party]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Sept 2007
-| [[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
-| [[caffeine]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Sept 2007
-| [[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh.  I guess I forgort to port.  Oh!  I guess I forgat to prat!  OH!  Gorka fa pork!"
-| [[mini-golf]]
-|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Sept 2007
-| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
-| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Sept 2007
-| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
-| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
-| [[original]]
-|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Aug 2007
-| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
-| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
-| [[concert]] extended song
-|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
-| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]] <!-- [sic] --> could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
-| [[concert]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
-| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
-| [[mini-golf]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
-| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
-| [[Ever and More!]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
-| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
-|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
-| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
-| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])
-|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
-| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
-| [[Date Nite]]
-|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
-| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
-| [[Field Day Intro]]
-|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
-| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
-| [[Homestarloween Party]] extended clip
-|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
-| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
-| [[caffeine]]
-|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
-| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
-| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
-| [[Under Construction]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
-| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
-| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]
-|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
-| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
-| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)
-|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
-| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
-| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
-| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
-| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
-| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
-| [[Drive-Thru]]
-|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
-| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
-| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
-| [[your funeral]]
-|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
-| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
-| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
-| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
-| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
-| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
-| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
-|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
-| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
-| [[the movies]]
-|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
-| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
-| [[theme song]]
-|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
-| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
-| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? <!-- sic --> Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
-|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
-| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
-| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
-| [[unnatural]]
-|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
-| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
-| [[looking old]]
-|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
-| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
-| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover
-|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
-| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
-| [[the chair]] multiple takes
-|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
-| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now.  Cheer up, Coach Z.  It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
-| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
-|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
-| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon<!--This is the way it was spelled on the site--> pheremones<!--sic-->..<!--only two-->?"
-| [[what I want]] blooper
-|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
-| [[the chair]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
-| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
-| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
-|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
-| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
-| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
-| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg
-|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
-| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
-| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
-|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
-| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
-| [[Happy Hallow-day]] music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
-|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
-| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
-| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
-| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
-| [[retirement]]
-|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
-| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
-| [[isp]]
-|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw<!--No comma here--> it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
-| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
-|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
-| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
-| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
-|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
-| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
-| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
-| [[road trip]]
-|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
-| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
-| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.<!--this space is missing intentionally-->When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
-| [[theme song]] email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
-|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
-| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
-| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
-|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
-| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
-| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
-|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
-| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
-| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
-| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
-|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
-| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
-| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
-|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
-| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
-| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
-| [[senior prom]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
-| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
-| [[Weclome Back]] outtake <!--This is confirmed in the DVD commentary for Weclome Back.-->
-|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
-| [[portrait]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
-| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
-| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
-| [[isp]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
-| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
-| [[senior prom]] outtake<!--This particular sound bite is not the same take as the one used in the Strong Bad Email. Thus, it is an outtake. Please don't change it.-->
-|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
-| [[senior prom]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
-| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
-| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
-| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
-| [[candy product]]
-|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
-| [[local news]]
-|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
-| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
-| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
-| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
-| [[lady fan]]<!-- This is not an outtake -->
-|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
-| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
-| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
-| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
-|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
-| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
-|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
-| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
-| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
-| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
-| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
-| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
-| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
-|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."<!-- This is how it was written in the XML file for that week. Please do not change it. -->
-| [[technology]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
-| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
-| [[flashback]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
-| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
-| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
-| [[death metal]] Easter egg
-|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
-| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
-| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
-|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
-| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."<!-- NOTE: This is how it was spelled on the site. Don't change it, please. -->
-| [[Fall Float Parade]]
-|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
-| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
-| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
-| [[Fall Float Parade]]
-|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
-| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
-| [[That A Ghost]]
-|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
-| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
-| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
-| [[Revenge of the King]]
-|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
-| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
-| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
-| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
-| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
-|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
-| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
-| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
-|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
-| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
-| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
-| [[bottom 10]]
-|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
-| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
-| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
-| [[geddup noise]]
-|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
-| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
-| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
-|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
-| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
-| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
-|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
-| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
-| [[Cool Things]]
-|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
-| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
-| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
-| [[Under Construction]]
-|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
-| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
-| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
-| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
-| [[Cool Things]]
-|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
-| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
-| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
-| [[Senorial Day]]
-|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
-| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
-| [[Happy Fireworks]]
-|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
-| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
-| [[bottom 10]]
-|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
-| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
-| [[montage]]
-|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
-| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
-| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
-|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
-| [[Senorial Day]]
-|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
-| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
-| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
-|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
-| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
-|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
-| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
-| [[origins]]
-|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
-| [[rampage]]
-|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
-| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
-| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
-| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
-|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
-| [[animal]]
-|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
-| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<!-- That's right, twenty-one exclamation marks. We counted them. -->
-| [[other days]]
-|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
-| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
-| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
-|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
-| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
-| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
-|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
-| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
-| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
-| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
-|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
-| [[origins]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
-| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
-| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
-| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
-|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
-| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
-| [[origins]]
-|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
-| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
-| [[kids' book]]
-|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
-| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
-| [[Sample of Style]]
-|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
-| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
-| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
-|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
-| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
-| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
-|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
-| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
-| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
-| [[Malloween Commercial]]
-|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
-| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
-| [[radio]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
-| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
-| [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] possible outtake
-|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
-| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
-| [[crying]]
-|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
-| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
-| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
-| [[virus]]
-|}
-===Older Quotes===
-{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
-|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
-! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source
-|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
-| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
-| [[montage]]
-|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
-| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
-| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
-|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
-| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
-| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
-|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
-| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
-| [[the facts]]
-|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
-| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
-| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
-|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
-| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
-| [[haircut]] outtake
-|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
-| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
-| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
-|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
-| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
-| [[Labor Dabor]]
-|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
-| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
-| [[dangeresque 3]]
-|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
-| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
-| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
-|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
-| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
-| [[Under Construction]]
-|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
-| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
-| [[theme park]]
-|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
-| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
-| [[Peasant's Quest]]
-|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
-| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
-| [[crying]]
-|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
-| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
-| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
-| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
-|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
-| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
-| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
-|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
-| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
-| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
-|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
-| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
-| [[lunch special]]
-|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
-| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
-| [[flashback]] Easter egg
-|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
-| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
-|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
-| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
-| [[monument]] Easter egg
-|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
-| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
-| [[Malloween Commercial]]
-|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
-| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
-| [[video games]]
-|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
-| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
-| [[caffeine]]
-|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
-| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
-| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
-|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
-| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
-| [[2 years]]
-|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
-| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
-| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
-|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
-| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
-| [[labor day]] blooper
-|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
-| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
-| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
-|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
-| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
-| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
-|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
-| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
-| [[privileges]]
-|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
-| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
-| [[monster truck]]
-|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
-| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
-| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
-|- id="QW-possums"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
-| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
-|- id="QW-assaulted"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
-| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
-|- id="QW-coach_z"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
-| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
-|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
-| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
-|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-check_me_out"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
-| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)
-|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
-| Quote of the Week exclusive
-|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
-| [[vacation]]
-|- id="QW-a_belle"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
-| [[halloweener]]
-|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
-| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
-|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
-| [[vacation]] blooper
-|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
-| [[Homestar Quiz]]
-|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
-| [[original book]] line
-|- id="QW-matt"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
-| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
-| [[50 emails]]
-|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| None
-| The Wicked Guitar Solo
-| [[personal favorites]]
-|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
-| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
-| None
-| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
-| [[Who Said What Now?]]
 |}