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===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
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*"Come '''along''' down for a free '''canceltation'''." (on) (consultation) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
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*"Come '''along''' down for a free '''canceltation'''." (on, consultation) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Home '''Lawn''', Escrow, Re-Financin'{{--}}" (loan) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"Home '''Lawn''', Escrow, Re-Financin'{{--}}" (loan) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"You're '''every''' welcome, Valerie." (very) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*"You're '''every''' welcome, Valerie." (very) — [[Senor Mortgage]]
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*"Come see me and this little dog for '''vera''' low prices." (very) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"Come see me and this little dog for '''vera''' low prices." (very) — [[Senorial Day]]
*"You '''doe''' NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!" and the accompanying on-screen text: "'''Doe''' NOT Miss Out!" (do) {{--}} [[Senorial Day]]
*"You '''doe''' NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!" and the accompanying on-screen text: "'''Doe''' NOT Miss Out!" (do) {{--}} [[Senorial Day]]
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*"Well, if you could just sign right here on the '''dotty''' line, the '''adaption''' will be complete." (dotted/adoption) — [[alternate universe]]
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*"Well, if you could just sign right here on the '''dotty''' line, the '''adaption''' will be complete." (dotted, adoption) — [[alternate universe]]
*"Forty-twone will be on your '''lest'''." (left) — [[the movies]]
*"Forty-twone will be on your '''lest'''." (left) — [[the movies]]
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*"Can you '''detect''' me to the nearest bus '''stamp'''?" (direct/stop) — [[fan club]]
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*"Can you '''detect''' me to the nearest bus '''stamp'''?" (direct, stop) — [[fan club]]
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*"'''Dump''' tell '''no mandy''', it's just a '''land''' mower turned '''bankways'''!" (Don't/nobody/lawn/backwards) — [[concert]]
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*"'''Dump''' tell '''no mandy''', it's just a '''land''' mower turned '''bankways'''!" (Don't, nobody, lawn, backwards) — [[concert]]
*"This is not what I '''sagged on''' for!" (signed up) — [[diorama]]
*"This is not what I '''sagged on''' for!" (signed up) — [[diorama]]
*"I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I '''steep''' some identificaption?" (see) — [[rated]]
*"I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I '''steep''' some identificaption?" (see) — [[rated]]
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*"Is this a '''Frank''' call?" (prank) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Is this a '''Frank''' call?" (prank) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Would you care to '''coincide'''?" (go inside) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"Would you care to '''coincide'''?" (go inside) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
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*"You might '''paste''' away if you '''Dinty Moore'''." (waste/didn't eat more) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
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*"You might '''paste''' away if you '''Dinty Moore'''." (waste, didn't eat more) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You '''rally''' might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"You '''rally''' might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]
*"I've been Kuwaiting for you all '''nice'''." (night) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"I've been Kuwaiting for you all '''nice'''." (night) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"Go ahead, take as '''money''' as you like." (many) — [[Later That Night...]]
*"Go ahead, take as '''money''' as you like." (many) — [[Later That Night...]]
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*"'''Prude''' me in, '''Couch''' Z, I'm '''Reggie Toupee'''." (Put/Coach/ready to play) — [[too cool]]
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*"'''Prude''' me in, '''Couch''' Z, I'm '''Reggie Toupee'''." (Put, Coach, ready to play) — [[too cool]]
*"'''Cumberland''' down to Terrible Herbst." (Come along) — [[@StrongBadActual]] & [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]]
*"'''Cumberland''' down to Terrible Herbst." (Come along) — [[@StrongBadActual]] & [[Social Media Crap Compilation 3]]
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*"Fashion first, ask '''sections''' later." (questions) — [[Stinkomanual#Boss 6 - The Liekand|Stinkomanual]]
*"Fashion first, ask '''sections''' later." (questions) — [[Stinkomanual#Boss 6 - The Liekand|Stinkomanual]]
*"But my concession '''strand''' is much nicer than this malarky here." (stand) — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Puppets on the Road]]
*"But my concession '''strand''' is much nicer than this malarky here." (stand) — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Puppets on the Road]]
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*"'''Ump''' is down and black is '''right''' in this crazy, mixed-up '''label'''." (up/white/level) — [[Stinkomanual#Level 8 - Negatory|Stinkomanual]]
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*"'''Ump''' is down and black is '''right''' in this crazy, mixed-up '''label'''." (up, white, level) — [[Stinkomanual#Level 8 - Negatory|Stinkomanual]]
*"No way, '''Jorge'''!" (José) — [[Marzipan]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*"No way, '''Jorge'''!" (José) — [[Marzipan]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*"Tell '''whim''' I love." (him) — [[Lappy 486]], [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
*"Tell '''whim''' I love." (him) — [[Lappy 486]], [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

Revision as of 22:11, 17 July 2024

Taste a walk!

Some of the characters in the Homestar Runner universe have used malapropisms. A malapropism is the replacement of a word with something that sounds like the word being replaced, but has a completely different meaning. Many of these malaprops are delivered as a punchline.

Contents

Appearances by character

Strong Bad

  • "But if you want to be cool and have pizzas like me..." (pizzazz) — pizzaz
  • "And check out all these speculations!" (specifications) — animal
  • "The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned." (sky) — rampage
  • "Slumming in at Number Two..." (Coming) — bottom 10
  • "Space Captainface! Pretender of the galaxies!" (defender) — space program
  • "The plausibilities are endless!" (possibilities) — disconnected
  • "Ah, living the sleazy life." (easy) — disconnected
  • "Sup my young parsons, I too am so on the go that I drink my yogurt from a tube." (persons) — looking old
  • "When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries." (mercenaries) — more armies
  • "It is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and Jetsons." (jetsam) — Strong Bad Gameways
  • "Just Another Homeless Romantic" (hopeless) — love poems
  • "Now maybe I can get some freakin' piece of quiet around here..." (peace and quiet) — Homestar Ruiner

Homestar Runner

Senor Cardgage

  • "Come along down for a free canceltation." (on, consultation) — Senor Mortgage
  • "Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin'—" (loan) — Senor Mortgage
  • "You're every welcome, Valerie." (very) — Senor Mortgage
  • "Gamble (or gambol) around the campfire, children." (Gather) — Senorial Day
  • "Come see me and this little dog for vera low prices." (very) — Senorial Day
  • "You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!" and the accompanying on-screen text: "Doe NOT Miss Out!" (do) — Senorial Day
  • "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete." (dotted, adoption) — alternate universe
  • "Forty-twone will be on your lest." (left) — the movies
  • "Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" (direct, stop) — fan club
  • "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways!" (Don't, nobody, lawn, backwards) — concert
  • "This is not what I sagged on for!" (signed up) — diorama
  • "I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I steep some identificaption?" (see) — rated
  • "Soggy, junior, come back when you're all grold up." (Sorry) — rated
  • "Is this a Frank call?" (prank) — A Decemberween Mackerel
  • "Would you care to coincide?" (go inside) — A Decemberween Mackerel
  • "You might paste away if you Dinty Moore." (waste, didn't eat more) — A Decemberween Mackerel
  • "You rally might, Pez Dispenser." (really) — A Decemberween Mackerel
  • "I've been Kuwaiting for you all nice." (night) — Later That Night...
  • "Go ahead, take as money as you like." (many) — Later That Night...
  • "Prude me in, Couch Z, I'm Reggie Toupee." (Put, Coach, ready to play) — too cool
  • "Cumberland down to Terrible Herbst." (Come along) — @StrongBadActual & Social Media Crap Compilation 3

Coach Z

Homsar

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  • "So, okay folks, I gotta go to my next show. See you later nice time!" (next) — mile
  • "When we laugh left our heroes, they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore." (last) — bedtime story
  • "When the Seventies, there was a commercial for a board game." (in) — Trogdor Was A Man (later reused by Strong Sad in the same toon)

Others

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See Also

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