Crimes Committed by Strong Bad
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*Strong Bad has assaulted and abused every other primary character numerous times (mainly [[Strong Sad]] and [[Homestar Runner]].) | *Strong Bad has assaulted and abused every other primary character numerous times (mainly [[Strong Sad]] and [[Homestar Runner]].) | ||
**A prime example of this is in [[your friends]], in which he inflicts pain on, or tortures everybody (sans [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object. | **A prime example of this is in [[your friends]], in which he inflicts pain on, or tortures everybody (sans [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object. | ||
| - | * | + | *[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts. |
| - | * | + | *Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall. |
| - | * | + | *Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and Strong Sad, but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them. |
==Attempted Murder== | ==Attempted Murder== | ||
| - | * | + | *Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]]. |
==Breaking and Entry== | ==Breaking and Entry== | ||
| - | *Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house | + | *Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up Homestar and forcing them to leave. |
| - | *Strong Bad | + | *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks. |
| - | * | + | *Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside. |
| - | * | + | *[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence. |
| - | * | + | *[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle. |
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==Cheating== | ==Cheating== | ||
| - | * | + | *[[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot. |
| - | * | + | *[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race. |
==Frameup== | ==Frameup== | ||
| - | * | + | *[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames [[Pom Pom]] with [[Total Load]]. |
==Gate-crashing== | ==Gate-crashing== | ||
| - | * | + | *Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen. |
==Kidnapping== | ==Kidnapping== | ||
| - | * | + | *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith. |
==Identity Theft== | ==Identity Theft== | ||
| - | * | + | *Email [[credit card]] — Strong bad scams Homestar into giving him his credit card information, which he uses to purchase several items. |
==Phone Harassment== | ==Phone Harassment== | ||
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==Prison Escape== | ==Prison Escape== | ||
| - | * | + | *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box. |
==Public Indecency== | ==Public Indecency== | ||
| - | * | + | *Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of Club Technochocolate every night because he keeps taking off his pants. |
==Rioting== | ==Rioting== | ||
| - | * | + | *Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]]. |
==Spamming== | ==Spamming== | ||
| - | * | + | *Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly spamvertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each email ($1,250 total.) |
==Theft== | ==Theft== | ||
*The goal of the [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] game is to steal candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags. | *The goal of the [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] game is to steal candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags. | ||
| - | * | + | *[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown. |
| - | * | + | *[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items, including Homestar's criminal record. |
==Vandalism== | ==Vandalism== | ||
| - | * | + | *[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown). |
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[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
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Over the course of the Homestar Runner body of work, Strong Bad has committed several crimes and misdemeanors. In all of the crimes, he either acts alone, or he is aided by either The Cheat, Strong Mad, or both. He has been punished or caught while committing several of his crimes. The list is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors to major crimes, such as kidnapping.
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Assault and Battery
- Strong Bad has assaulted and abused every other primary character numerous times (mainly Strong Sad and Homestar Runner.)
- A prime example of this is in your friends, in which he inflicts pain on, or tortures everybody (sans The Poopsmith) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
- Egg Throwing Game — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
- Email cliffhangers — Strong Bad ties up the King of Town and Homsar, and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
- Email environment — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on Marzipan and Strong Sad, but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
Attempted Murder
- Email homsar — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the Heavy Lourde.
Breaking and Entry
- Email caper — Strong Bad breaks into Homestar's house with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the cow lamp, thus waking up Homestar and forcing them to leave.
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into Bubs' Concession Stand to steal Bubs' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and Coach Z when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
- Email part-time job — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
- DNA Evidence — Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
- Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle.
Cheating
- pet show — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
- Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
Frameup
- Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad frames Pom Pom with Total Load.
Gate-crashing
- Email senior prom — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.
Kidnapping
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.
Identity Theft
- Email credit card — Strong bad scams Homestar into giving him his credit card information, which he uses to purchase several items.
Phone Harassment
- Strong Bad has left numerous prank calls on Marzipan's Answering Machine, and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is not known whether any of these attempts were successful, except for his prank call in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2, in which he comments on her actually doing what he says.
Prison Escape
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the cardboard box jail by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
Public Indecency
- Email nightlife — Strong Bad gets thrown out of Club Technochocolate every night because he keeps taking off his pants.
Rioting
- Email disconnected — Strong Bad's headless body riots against The Municipality.
Spamming
- Email unused emails — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly spamvertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each email ($1,250 total.)
Theft
- The goal of the Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha game is to steal candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Strong Bad steals several items, including The King of Town's crown.
- Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad steals many items, including Homestar's criminal record.
Vandalism
- 3 Times Halloween Funjob — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP The Stick and The King of Town's castle (the latter is not shown).
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