User:Zerlock1124

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Revision as of 00:25, 23 August 2007

Hellote! I finally figured out I had time to do my user page. I don't know what i'm going to say, but i bet it'll be fun. So, gear up, because by the time you finish reading this, you will either be laughing really loud or shaking your head at REALLY bad humor (in this case, bad meaning terrible, not naughty).

SIGNATURE: Zerlock1124
There's a secret about my signature. If you click on the 1124 instead of Zerlock part, then it will bring you to my talk (gasp).

Personal Stuff

It's TRIVIA TIME!

HRWiki:Userboxes

IM This user has an Instant message address.

EM This user has an Email address.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user plays the cello (although a bass is pictured).

This user plays the piano.

WP This user found the wiki in a Wikipedia search.

This user uses Windows.

This user wants a Mac.

This user is an American.

2006 This user discovered the H*R website in 2006.

This user lives in Texas.

TEAL This user likes the color teal.

VT This user remembers those at Virginia Tech. Go Hokies!

This user plays Viidelectrix games.

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user's favorite email is virus.

This user's favorite character is Trogador.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

The first toon this user ever saw was A Jorb well Done.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user is playing better video games.

TGS This user is a member of the T(w)een Guy Squad.

LOL This user is funny (or tries to be).

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user's favorite toon is Summer Short Shorts.

This section isn't going to be very long. I'm one of those people that don't like to distribute information on the web, but i will give general facts. I live in the United States in Texas. There, I'm in high school with many nerdy friends. I have two dogs who are very nice and playful. My life is boring, so don't expect an autobiography any time soon. Yeah...so...onward. My sister first showed HSR to me with the sbemail lures & jigs. It wasn't the latest sbemail at the time, but it was still hilarious. My interest caught on, and here I am. Later, I found out about the Wiki, and here I am. Again.

Notable Contributions

I've decided to include a list of contributions made to the wiki:

Ok, I was just kidding. I have not made any major contributions nor do I have the time to. You might have better luck finding my user name in the talk and, maybe, STUFF departments.

Brain Busters

(Last Updated: April 23, 2007)
Status:
Math Question:YES
QOW:YES NEXT UPDATE: Probably Monday.

Okay, I've come up with a list of rules that you have to follow (sorry!) When answering the math porblem or QOW. Here they are:

1. No looking it up on the internet UNLESS the update date is at least 2 weeks ago.
2. Date your entries on the talk page. If 2 people answer the question, this way I'll be able to tell who wins.
3. Only one winner per question
4. DO NOT COPY THE USER BOXES!!!
5. You can answer more than one problem, but after three in a row, take a break.
6. Everthing else is fair game

If you would like to add a rule or crap and complain about a rule, do so on my talk page.

Random Factoid

• Until the 19th Century AD, the people of Siberia used blocks tea as their currency.

Current Event

• Boris Yeltsin is dead at the age of 76.

If you want to help remember those at Virginia Tech, I made a userbox for those people. If you want it, take it. If you don't, don't. If you find it offensive for some reason, say something on my talk page.

Math Problem

Last weeks answer:

This weeks problem:

What is the approximate measure of angle A? (Assume the angle is part of a right triangle) (Round to the nearest 100th) ANSWERED!

By the way, if you get the math problem right (by answering on my talk) i'll send a message to you and you get this user box as a reward:

If you answer more than one correctly, then just put 2x at the end.

Question of the week

Last Week:

Why does a cat always land on it's feet?
There has been some controversy with this one. The answer I was looking for on this one is that the cat has no collarbone. If you or I were to land on all fours, we would break our collarbone, but since the cat doesn't have one, there is nor problem. But apparently, different people say different things, so I hereby put it to rest in my head and start moving on.

This Week:

What job has one of the highest occupational injury rates?
(4X higher than construction workers and 7X higher than miners).

ANSWERED! "New news!!! Apparently airport screeners have the highest injusry rates. Those people who scan you down and chaeck for drugs. Don't ask, my friend has a whole wall in his house filled with Uncle John's bathroom readers and other books about random facts." People all the time attack these people for finding knives and weapons and stuff, or accusing thems. Congrats to Pants 3000 for getting it right.

Finally, a way to show hall of fame! If you answer the question correctly (on my talk page), you get this user box free of charge!

If you answer more than one correctly, then just put 2x at the end.

Hall of fame

Yes, it's back from the dead. Shut up, all right. Here are the people who are in the hall of fame:

Math problem:

1. Brightstar Shiner
2. Trey56

QOW:

1. Super Martyo boing!
2. Stux
3. Pants 3000

Sbemails I sent

This section deals with all the sbmails I have sent. This doesn't mean that they have been answered, however. They're just here for fame purposes and proof if they do get answered. so here they are.

subject: deletonator

Dear awesomely cool and cooly awesome Strong Bad,
What do you consider to be the funniest, coolest, strangest,
and your personal favorite ways to delete an e-mail?

Just another fan,
Zerlock1124
Texas

PS: Please kill Strong Sad slowly and painfully

Answered?: NO

This next one was a sad attempt to get on sbmail 173

subject: printer

DFGDS4F564G89489SDFG456SD4F56G489SD4FFFFFFG4S9DFG4SD

This code will give you a copy of Strong Sad’s DNA directly from the Paper,
then cause the printer to explode.

Zerlock

Answered?: NO

Favorite cars

Yes, I like cars. Here's a list of 20 of my favorite cars (favorites order to come):

• Aston Martin DB9
• Aston Martin V12 Vanquish
• Audi R8
• BMW M5
• Cadillac Cien (Concept)
• Chevrolet Corvette Z06
• Dodge Charger SRT-8
• Dodge Viper
• Ferrari F430
• Ford Mustang GT
• Ford GT
• Lamborghini Gallardo
• Lamborghini Murciélago
• Maserati GranTurismo
• Maybach Exelero (Concept)
• Mazda RX8
• McLaren F1
• Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
• Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X (Concept?)
• Volkswagen Golf Mk5 R32

Minivans are a waste of metal.

Userbox Business

By the way, I'm trying to start a free business within the wiki of making userboxes (That's userboxii in the plural form in certain languages, or userboxen if you listen to Brian Regen). If you are too lazy to make your own userboxes or don't know how to, then just see me and I'll make one for you in your specs. Just leave a message on my talk page and I'll get back to you. Be patient! I only have 2 hands.