User:Jeppo

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I'm British.

I am 18 years old.

I patrol Recent Changes.

I zap vandalism to bits! Vandalism zapped: 2

With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.

I watch Strong Bad Emails on my iPod PSP.

My favourite character is Coach Z.

Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.

I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.

I got all types of crazy crap.

I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?

Ahh can make it on maaah own!

IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a month, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Interests

• Astronomy
• Cricket
  • The game, not the insect! tsk!
• Formula One
• Homestar Runner
• The internet
• Better video games
• Homestar Runner
• Physics
• Snooker
• Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
2. The Interview
3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
4. Bug in Mouth Disease
5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

1. sibbie
2. radio
3. virus
4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
5. invisibility

Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)

STRONG BAD: Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

The word's top 10

I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted 13,102 words in 54 flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was Experimental Film.

Checklist

Main Pages

Big Toons

File:Todo.gif Shorts {11/26}

...

TrogdorCon '97

The Li'l Brudder Show

Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer

Peasant's Quest Preview

Experimental Film

File:Todo.gif Senor Mortgage

File:Todo.gif Cheat Commandos...O's

File:Todo.gif The Cheatar

File:Todo.gif Cheat Commandos

File:Todo.gif Mr. Shmallow

...

File:Todo.gif Holiday toons

File:Todo.gif Puppet Stuff

File:Todo.gif Powered By The Cheat

File:Todo.gif Strong Bad Emails

File:Todo.gif Answering Machines

File:Todo.gif Teen Girl Squad

File:Todo.gif Character Videos

File:Todo.gif Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email

File:Todo.gif Museum

File:Todo.gif Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

Notes

This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.

• Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
• If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email senior prom) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
• The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
• Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
• People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
• If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight song from A Folky Tale) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

The Word's Top 10 Flashes

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.

The Word's Top Characters

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.
There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)

QUALIFICATION: 13 words

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

My Thought Boxes

Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts

Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage

Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

Good thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div>

Neutral thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div>

Bad thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div>

The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

Jeppo - here to give the wiki a little TLC... maybe.