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Voip is an onomatopoeia used in the Homestar Runner universe to represent laser shots and teleportation.

[edit] Appearances

• Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 — So and So falls victim to the Visor Robot's "VOiP!".
• Hallrunner — When one chooses to fight Robot Darren, the game gives the reply "Robot Darren has a laser. VOIP!".
• Email alternate universe — It appears several times during Strong Bad's visit to Strong Badman's apartment.
• Thy Dungeonman 3 — Used as the teleportation noise.
• Store Front Page News 2006 — Used to advertise the "Get Ye Flask" shirts.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 — Cheerleader is struck by the "blinding voip" from Science Fiction Greg's bare chest.
• Homestar Ruiner — The Robotic Penguin says "GuesswhatVOIP!" while killing The Ugly One.
• 8-Bit is Enough — "Voip" is occasionally used as a sound effect when using the interdimensional portals.