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Hi, it's Lazor. I'm probably writing a song or just leave me a message. {beep}

Just a little somethin' I did on Microsoft Paint. Hope you like it!


[edit] Appearances of my name

From "band names"
STRONG BAD: {clears screen, typing} Well, Dan, the easiest way is to ,you know, just have a really cool last name and use that.
You know like Van Halen, or Dokken, or to a lesser extent,... Z'Nuff. {clears screen} And then the other way is to take a really
cool word but then spell it all wrong. You know like... {stops typing} LAZOR...

from "Tropical LAZOR Beams"
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One two three and four...
{singing} Aaaaah
Tropical LAZOR beams
LAZOR beams of love
Tropical lima beans
When you're away it's like a void
I try to avoid it
Every time you're away
I put my LAZORS on stun!
Because I gotta stun you
Just to get my point through!
LAZOR beams!
LAZOR beams!
Pretty please!
With the LAZOR beams!
Tropical LAZOR beams
LAZOR beams of love
Tropical lima beans
Lima beans above

From "new hands"
STRONG BAD: {typing} Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and LAZOR guns... {stops typing} but I—Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and LAZOR guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks...

QOTW for July 27, 2006
LAZOR Larry: "She was only 2017
She was a low res beauty queen
She was a brain sister
Texas Instruments all day
She remembers how they used to duet
Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister Song}

[edit] Quote

Try to guess who said this quote and post your guess on my talk page. Be sure to include the movie or show the character is from!

  • 2nd Quote (Answered by Kahteh): "Oh God, what an existance I've got; misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk, business is lousy...My life is a living heck!"
  • 3rd Quote (Answered by Jangles5150: "Now there's this blind guy outside you might think is posessed, but he's just crazy."
  • Newest Quote: "A true classic never goes outta style!"


Check it out! Strong Bad and Homestar in anime or manga or something related to those!

[edit] Faves

Favorite Toon: Where's The Cheat
Favorite Short: An Important Rap Song
Favorite Holiday Toon: Homestar Presents: Presents
Favorite TGS: #3
Favorite SBemail: your funeral
Favorite Answering Machine: #13.2

[edit] Useless Crap About Me

Pretty much everyone at my school thinks I'm cool. I'm in a band (originaly called "Shell Shock") named "Cthuhlu". I date the hottest (and stupidest) girl in school, Jillian Serrono. I come up with the weirdest crap EVER. For instance, I went to school with a long-sleeve shirt. One sleeve was up to my shoulder, the other was down. See? Crazy crap. Ok, now for your viewing eyes only, I want you to see Cthuhlu's latest song, "Tribute to Freddy Kruger". It's still in progress, so I'll update the lyrics every day until it's done. Here's what we got:

[edit] Tribute To Freddy Kruger

Offensive content Warning: Language that may be considered offensive by some readers follows.

Written by Lazor
Music style: Heavy Metal

One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix
Seven, eight, try to stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again....


Freddy: {spoken throughout}
From the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power.
The Springwood Slasher....that's what they called me.
Thousands of children fell to my blades....
Until the people of Springwood brought justice into their own hands.

{music softens and becomes the tune to the jumprope song}

When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty
But after they killed me, I became something much, much worse.
The things nightmares are made of.

{electric and bass guitar duet}

The children still feared me, which gave me my power....
And that's when the fun really began!

{music becomes louder and intensifies}

Until they found a way to get rid of me....
To erase me completely!
Now being dead, that's no problem
But being that's a bitch!

{music intesifies even more until it seems as if the guitar stings will break}

I can't come back if nobody remembers me!
I can't come back if nobody's afraid!!

{music stops abruptly and plays random "Nightmare on Elm Street" songs until the end of the song}

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