Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

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"Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Yeah! Still!"
They do exist... in Israel.
This article is about the product. For the toon now referred to as Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, see Fluffy Puff Commercial.

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a brand of marshmallows that Homestar Runner likes and has appeared in two commercials for. Their mascot is now Marshie, whom Homestar hates and refers to as "that freakin' marshmallow". The Old-Timey version of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights, and the spokesperson, the Old-Timey version of Marshie, is Mr. Shmallow.

The Fluffy Puff product line also includes Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise, Fluffy Puff Malloweens, Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers, Fluffy Puff Casserole, Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance, and Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens. It also includes non-food items, such as Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch.

The name "Fluffy Puff" may be based on the cotton candy brand Fluffy Stuff. The motto is "Made from the best stuff", which may be referring to Snapple's motto "Made from the best stuff on Earth!" Coincidentally, Fluffy Puffs Marshmallows is a real brand, as seen in the picture.

[edit] Different ways of serving Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

There are several different ways and several different meals where Fluffy Puff Marshmallows can be eaten, at least according to Marshie.

Fluffy Puff-style breakfast consists of a large number of marshmallows served with maple syrup (or some similar-looking substance), butter, and a glass of orange juice about two-thirds full. They can also be eaten as part of a "complete delicious breakfast" with Cheat Commandos...O's.

Fluffy Puff-style lunch is served with at least three tomato slices and one salt and one pepper shaker marked "7" and "3", respectively.

"Munch" is a meal that comes between Lunch and Pinner that is most likely what Marshie calls a snack or snacktime. It consists of eating Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, most of which have nails through them, and three large Duracell batteries. In an Easter egg from Meet Marshie, the voiceover warns kids not to eat nails.

"Pinner" (apparently the Fluffy Puff equivalent of dinner) is a mound of marshmallows with a bowler hat, a cigar, and an eyepatch. The dish later appears as an Easter egg in the Strong Bad Email island, in the form of the third hallucination Homestar Runner has of Strong Bad on the The Island.

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