Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship

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"That's two strikes, Coach Z!"

Coach Z and Marzipan have a love-hate relationship, with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is the only girl available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

[edit] Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan

[edit] Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z

  • The Best Decemberween Ever — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0Bubs tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.
  • Fall Float Parade — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that "It's really annoying."
  • Baddest of the Bands — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Later on, she looks on the bright side, as it had only been one window Coach Z broke this time; back then, he and Bubs would smash her windows every other day as the Two-O Duo.
  • Doomy Tales of the Macabre — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, "Noooooooo!" She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his "70's dinner."

[edit] Coach Z and Marzipan getting along

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