Santam'n Is A Blademan
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"Santam'n is a Blade Man" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding robotic Santam'n that threatens Dangeresque and Firebert in Decemberween Dangeresque. It is sung by Homestar Runner, and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's Easter egg. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to @StrongBadActual for the 2018 holiday season, one year later.
Lyrics
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Santam'n is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santam'n is a blade man
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Fun Facts
- Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
- This line was previously referenced by Coach Z in the Strong Bad Email personal favorites.
- Pie and breakfast are mentioned.
