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[[Image:Cannedmelonade.PNG|thumb|Canned delight]]
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'''Melonade''' is a preferred drink of [[Homestar Runner]]. It first appeared in "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]", where [[The Cheat]] offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from [[Strong Mad]]'s melonade keg. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] before drinking a tall glass of melonade. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, ''lemonade'', which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words "melon" and "lemon" are [[Wikipedia:Anagram|anagrams]].
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[[File:Melonade Logo.png|thumb|The company that makes it]]
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'''Melonade''' is a preferred drink of [[Homestar Runner]]. It first appeared in "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]", where [[The Cheat]] offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from [[Strong Mad]]'s melonade keg. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] before drinking a tall glass of melonade. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, ''lemonade'', which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words "melon" and "lemon" are {{wp|anagram}}s.
During [[Main Page 11|melonade shortages]], it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.
During [[Main Page 11|melonade shortages]], it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.
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According to the retro-themed [[Hremail 7]], Homestar once had an endorsement deal with [[Minor Companies|The Ethical Advancement of Melonade]] that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.
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==Melonade Variants==
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Image:Athletic Berry Blast.png|Athletic Berry Blast
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Image:Butt One Flavor.png|[[Smoking|Butt One]] Flavor
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Image:Casta Latte Froth.png|[[coffee|Costa Latte]] Froth
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Image:Melonade Original Flavor.png|Melonade Original Flavor
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Image:Melonade Throat Closers.png| Melonade Throat Closers
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Image:Quadruple Triple.png|Quadruple Triple
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Image:Sizzlin' Bacon Guava Quench.png|Sizzlin' [[Bacon]] Guava Quench
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Image:Taco Annihilation.png|Taco Annihilation
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==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*'''Debut:''' [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*'''Debut:''' [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[The Luau]]  (mentioned)
*[[The Luau]]  (mentioned)
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*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*Email [[anything]]
*Email [[anything]]
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (mentioned)
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
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*[[Everything Else, Volume 3]] (on the cover, and on the Toons menu)
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[[Category:Food and drinks]]
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*Email [[hiding]]
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[[Category:Food running gags]]
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
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*[[Best Caper Ever]] (mentioned)
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*[[Where U Goin' 2?]]
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*[[Hremail 7]]
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (mentioned)
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*{{postref|898656242654162944|18|Aug|2017}} (shown again in [[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]])
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*{{postref|1529148928297426944|24|May|2022}}
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[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Food running gags]]

Current revision as of 22:27, 29 September 2022

"And one time I made a whole set of coasters out of some old Sega tapes"
Canned delight
The company that makes it

Melonade is a preferred drink of Homestar Runner. It first appeared in "A Jumping Jack Contest", where The Cheat offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from Strong Mad's melonade keg. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows before drinking a tall glass of melonade. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, lemonade, which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words "melon" and "lemon" are anagrams.

During melonade shortages, it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.

According to the retro-themed Hremail 7, Homestar once had an endorsement deal with The Ethical Advancement of Melonade that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.

[edit] Melonade Variants

[edit] Appearances

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