Email Intros
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- This article is about the DVD feature. For the up-to-date list of all Strong Bad Email intros, see Strong Bad Email Intros.
Email Intros is a video on strongbad_email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room, The Stick, The Cheat's Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Compy 386
Running Time: 8:13
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One
Contents |
Transcript
Number | Intro | |
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| | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. |
| | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... |
| | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. |
| | I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo... |
| | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. |
| | I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. |
| | I am going to check my email. |
| | I remember the time when I checked my email. |
| | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. |
| | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. |
| | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... |
| | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... |
| | Must...check...email... |
| | Everybody...check your email... |
| | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... |
| | Whoa! Electronic mail! |
| | Something has compelled me to check my email. |
| | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... |
| | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go! |
| | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. |
| | Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... |
| | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! |
| | Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... |
| | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. |
| | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. |
| | I got an email. I got an awesome email. |
| | This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one. |
| | All these...emails...I don't understand. |
| | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. |
| | Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email. |
| | Riballa diballa check e-mail. |
| | Super great, super great... Check your email! |
| | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... |
| | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? |
| | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight... |
| | Mmmmm... fresh emails... |
| | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll.. |
| | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. |
| | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... |
| | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! |
| | All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad? |
| | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... |
| | It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail. |
| | {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... |
| | Boy, is it ever Monday. |
| | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! |
| | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. |
| | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! |
| | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. |
| | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. |
| | Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails. |
| | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. |
| | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. |
| | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! |
| | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. |
| | Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email. |
| | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... |
| | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. |
| | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! |
| | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. |
| | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails! |
| | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! |
| | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. |
| | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. |
| | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again? |
| | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! |
| | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. |
| | I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails. |
| | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. |
| | Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! |
| | Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. |
| | Email! Email! Email! Email! |
| | I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{in operatic voice} e-mail! |
| | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. |
| | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. |
| | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. |
| | Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick. |
| | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. |
| | Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics. |
| | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail. |
| | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! |
| | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! |
| | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— |
| | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. |
| | Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. |
| | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! |
| | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? |
| | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. |
| | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet. |
| | Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email! |
| | So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me. |
| | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. |
| | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. |
| | Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail |
| | ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! |
Fun Facts
Remarks
- The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
- Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.
Goofs
- Strong Bad skips the intros for invisibility, current status, and couch patch.
See also
- The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.