Email Intros

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This article is about the first DVD feature. For the other uses, see Email Intros (disambigulation).

Email Intros is a video on strongbad_email.exe. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100^* Strong Bad Emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, The Cheat's Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400, Pom Pilot, Tangerine Dreams, Compy 386

Running Time: 8:13

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.

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STRONG BAD: I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...

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STRONG BAD: Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.

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STRONG BAD: I check the email once, I check the email twice, a-doo doo doo...

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STRONG BAD: Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.

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STRONG BAD: I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.

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STRONG BAD: I am going to check my email.

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STRONG BAD: I remember the time when I checked my email.

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STRONG BAD: I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.

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STRONG BAD: I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.

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STRONG BAD: Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...

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STRONG BAD: Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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STRONG BAD: Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...

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STRONG BAD: Must...check...email...

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STRONG BAD: Everybody...check your email...

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STRONG BAD: Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...

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STRONG BAD: Whoa! Electronic mail!

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STRONG BAD: Something has compelled me to check my email.

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STRONG BAD: Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...

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STRONG BAD: Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go!

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STRONG BAD: This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.

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STRONG BAD: Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...

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STRONG BAD: Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!

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STRONG BAD: Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...

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STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.

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STRONG BAD: Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.

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STRONG BAD: I got an email. I got an awesome email.

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STRONG BAD: This one had better be good, man. I got a lotta money riding on this one.

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STRONG BAD: All these...emails...I don't understand.

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STRONG BAD: I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.

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STRONG BAD: Umm... I dunno... I'm gonna check my email.

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STRONG BAD: Riballa diballa check e-mail.

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STRONG BAD: Super great, super great... Check your email!

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STRONG BAD: Time to check the email... Time to check the email...

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STRONG BAD: Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?

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STRONG BAD: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, a-tap your toes tonight...

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STRONG BAD: Mmmmm... fresh emails...

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STRONG BAD: Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..

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STRONG BAD: Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.

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STRONG BAD: Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...

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STRONG BAD: Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!

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STRONG BAD: All the ladies want to know, a-who's checkin' that email? A-was it Strong Bad?

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STRONG BAD: I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...

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STRONG BAD: It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.

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STRONG BAD: {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...

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STRONG BAD: Boy, is it ever Monday.

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STRONG BAD: Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!

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STRONG BAD: Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.

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STRONG BAD: Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!

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STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.

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STRONG BAD: In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.

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STRONG BAD: Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.

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STRONG BAD: Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.

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STRONG BAD: So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.

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STRONG BAD: Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!

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STRONG BAD: There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.

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STRONG BAD: Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

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STRONG BAD: Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....

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STRONG BAD: Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.

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STRONG BAD: Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!

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STRONG BAD: Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.

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STRONG BAD: Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!

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STRONG BAD: Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!

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STRONG BAD: This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.

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STRONG BAD: strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.

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STRONG BAD: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?

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STRONG BAD: Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!

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STRONG BAD: What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.

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STRONG BAD: I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.

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STRONG BAD: Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.

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STRONG BAD: Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!

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STRONG BAD: {singing} Watch me do a little bit o' email, {accidentally types "stongbad_email.exe"} and I'll watch you do a little bit o'—

{The screen reads "File Not Found."}

STRONG BAD: —uh— that's never happened before. {singing} Watch me do a little bit o' email, {correctly types "strongbad_email.exe"} and I'll watch you do a little bit o'—

{Email loads properly this time}

STRONG BAD: —uh— that's never happened befo— oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.

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STRONG BAD: Email! Email! Email! Email!

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STRONG BAD: I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{in operatic voice} e-mail!

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is {writes his name in chalk on the monitor} Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.

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STRONG BAD: My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.

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STRONG BAD: Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.

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STRONG BAD: Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.

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STRONG BAD: Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.

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STRONG BAD: Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.

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STRONG BAD: Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.

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STRONG BAD: Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!

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STRONG BAD: Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!

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POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—

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STRONG BAD: It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.

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STRONG BAD: Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.

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STRONG BAD: And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!

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STRONG BAD: Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?

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STRONG BAD: Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.

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STRONG BAD: Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.

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STRONG BAD: Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!

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STRONG BAD: So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.

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STRONG BAD: Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.

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STRONG BAD: Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.

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STRONG BAD: Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail

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STRONG BAD: {shouting} ONE TWO THREE FOUR—

{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}

STRONG BAD: EMAIL IS AWESOME {"AWESOME"}, EMAIL IS WEIRD {"WEiRD"}, EMAIL IS AWESOME {"AWESOME"} AND EMAIL IS WEIRD {"WEiRD"}! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL {"grrrl"}...uh!

Fun Facts

Remarks

• The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
• Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.
• Strong Bad skips the intros for invisibility, current status, and couch patch.

See also

• The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.
• Email Intros, Part Two