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Revision as of 19:34, 10 December 2008
These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque.
- Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
Contents
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Intro
- {Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the right of the player} Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
- THE CHIEF: {Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door} DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
- THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces towards the player.} Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the right of the player and thinking, with his head angled upwards and a glove on his chin.} Now where'd I put that case file...
Non-Inventory
Dangeresque
Look
- {Chosen in order.}
- DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
- DANGERESQUE: I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
- DANGERESQUE: Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
Get/Use
- {Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}
- DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee!
Talk To
- {Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
- THE CHIEF: I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
- THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
- DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
- THE CHIEF: HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!
- DANGERESQUE: Heh heh. I love doin' that.
- THE CHIEF: HEY!
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} Hotter than you, Kowalski.
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You wanna go toe to toe with me?!
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} I'd probably get athlete's foot.
- DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.
Lamp
Look
- DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
Switch
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
Get/Use
- {When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}
- DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
- VOICE FROM OUTSIDE OFFICE: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
- DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!
- {When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
Rug
Look
- {When rug is flat}
- DANGERESQUE: Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
- {When rug corner is raised, lights on}
- DANGERESQUE: There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
- {When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}
- DANGERESQUE: I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
- {When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
Get/Use
- {When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}
- DANGERESQUE: Hands up, Floor!
- {When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}
- DANGERESQUE: Go away, small part of floor!
Talk To
- {When rug is flat}
- DANGERESQUE: Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
- {When rug corner is raised}
- DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dust mites!
Door
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Man, listen to that guy seethe.
Get/Use
- {Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: I better solve the Chief's case first.
- DANGERESQUE: I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
- THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
- THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
- {opens door}
- THE CHIEF: IZZAT SO?
- DANGERESQUE: Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
- {A giant hand in a blue glove reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}
Talk To
- {Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: What did you want again, The Chief?
- THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh right. Forgot already.
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
- THE CHIEF: SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
- DANGERESQUE: Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
- DANGERESQUE: What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
- THE CHIEF: I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
- {banging on the door, which bursts open}
- DANGERESQUE: {to the player} I bring-a this on-a myself.
- {Game Over sequence}
Blinds
Look
- {When closed}
- DANGERESQUE: These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
- {When open}
- DANGERESQUE: Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
Get/Use
- {If the windowsill is empty}
- DANGERESQUE: You got it, hoss.
- {If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}
- {If something is on the windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: I should pick that thing up first.
Talk To
- {When closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
- {When open}
- DANGERESQUE: HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
Ashtray
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Your ash is grash!
Dangerdesque
Look
- DANGERESQUE: The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
Get/Use
- {When drawer is closed}
- DANGERESQUE: This whole system is outta line!!
- {pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to pop open}
- {When drawer is open}
- DANGERESQUE: Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
- {pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to close}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
Safe
Look
- {When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}
- DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe.
- {When safe is open, before taking camera}
- DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
Get/Use
- {Before finding the combination}
- DANGERESQUE: Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.
- {After finding the combination, opening for the first time}
- DANGERESQUE: Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!
- {Opens safe}
- {After first opening, when safe is closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.
- {When safe is open; closing safe}
- DANGERESQUE: Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!
Telephone
Look
- DANGERESQUE: This phone helps me take a proverbial bite out of proverbial crime.
Get/Use
- {When you don't have the number, or after Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}
- DANGERESQUE: We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
- {When you have the number, before trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}
- DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
- {Hangs up}
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Prolly should have a reason to call them first.
- {When you have the number, after trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}
- DANGERESQUE: Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. Can you send a specialist right away? Thanks!
- {Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe, and jumps back out the window}
- DANGERESQUE: Nice!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy.
Talk To
- {Same as Get/Use.}
Chair
Look
- DANGERESQUE: I've slept more hours in that office chair than I have in beds. You just can't slouch properly in a bed.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Oooh I love this! Whee!
- {Jumps into the chair, spinning it for a few seconds. Gets off}
- {Before drinking the coffee or eating the Chinese take-out}
- DANGERESQUE: Whoa! Feelin' woozy.
- {After only eating the Chinese take-out}
- DANGERESQUE: Uh oh. *burp* That was close. Almost had the Return of the Kung-Fu Dragon there.
- {After only drinking the coffee}
- DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. *urp* Phew. The 2 year old creamer in that coffee doesn't fool around.
- {After both drinking the coffee and eating the Chinese take-out}
- DANGERESQUE: Aw nuts. *hurk* Here comes trouble.
- {Turns away from player to puke, turns back with puke-filled paper bag}
- DANGERESQUE: I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".
- {Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}
- {After puking}
- DANGERESQUE: No more turkish twist. I have my bag of whoozit.
- {if drawer of the Dangerdesque is open}
- DANGERESQUE: I should close the drawer first to avoid sitting in the drawer instead.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: GET BACK TO WORK, CHAIR!
Sweet/Sour Sauce
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Eww. Looks like some sweet n' sour sauce oozed onto my safe.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: I'm not layin' a glove on that stuff! It'd probably get stuck there.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
Biz Card
Look
- {First time}
- DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the number for Kung-Fu Dragon takeout! 555-KUFU. I can remember that.
- {after first time}
- DANGERESQUE: I already got those digits memorized. And I like how it looks on the floor.
Get/Use
- {Same as Look}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: STAY DOWN!
Casefile
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...
- {Cut to a shot of the inside of the casefile, which reads:}
The Swissblonkel Scenario
Unknown masked assailant attacked victim
at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents,
secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at
scene (vomit, upchuck, whoozit).
Reasons it remains unsolved:
-Need photographic evidence of the attack
-Need physical evidence that was left behind
-Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it
- {When the player clicks the mouse, scene cuts back to the office}
- DANGERESQUE: That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Naw, I shouldn't take it until it's *ahem* solved.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: The Chief's unsolved case file's not much of a talker. More of a LOOKer.
Inventory
Camera
While it's in the safe
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
- {Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: I'm gonna GET you!
Use on Blinds (Or on Object on Windowsill)
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
- {With coffee on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!" I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Watch out Lord Fatmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to assault you! I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With inked UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Watch out Lord Fatmonger! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you! I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With whoozit on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Well, one hideous sack deserves another. I'm not takin' this shot.
- {With takeout on windowsill
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- {Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}
- DANGERESQUE: Now HERE'S a shot I can use! It totally looks like the Dragon Man is kung-fuing that fat slob!
- {Photo of crime is added to inventory}
- {If picture has already been taken}
- DANGERESQUE: I'm outta film. Plus, I already got the money shot.
Use on Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: I don't need a picture of myself! My wallet's already full of them.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: I don't think that's what it meant by "photographic evidence."
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I should take a photo with it.
Use on Anything Else
- DANGERESQUE: I'm not taking a picture of that. I only gots one instant shot left.
Kung-Fu Takeout
While it's on the Safe or on the Windowsill
Look
- DANGERESQUE: Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon.
- DANGERESQUE: I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
Get/Use
- {When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}
- DANGERESQUE: Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one.
- {After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke.
- {Takeout is added to inventory}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late)
Use on Blinds
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, I should prolly air this stuff out a bit.
- {Places takeout on the windowsill}
- {With something already on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: There's already something up there.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case.
- {Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}
- DANGERESQUE: Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
- The Chief: I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
- DANGERESQUE: Um, who?
- The Chief: OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
- DANGERESQUE: Crap.
- {Game Over sequence}
Use on Dangeresque
- {First time}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years.
- {Eats}
- DANGERESQUE: Sorry, takeout. They said NO LOOSE ENDS! That was definitely one of the worst things I ever done.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Gonna keep the cool box though.
- {After first time}
- DANGERESQUE: This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Wish he was real. He looks capable of some really cool-to-watch assault and battery.
Use on Anything Else
- {Before use on Dangeresque}
- DANGERESQUE: Ancient Chinese Secret: ancient chinese takeout won't help here.
- {After use on Dangeresque}
- DANGERESQUE: That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu.
Bag of Whoosit
Use on Blinds
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Gramma used to do this to cool hers off.
- {Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}
- {With something already on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: There's already something up there.
While it's on the Windowsill
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It looks so delicious steaming on the windowsill there...wait, what?
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Wish there was a better place for this.
- {Dangeresque takes bag from window.}
- DANGERESQUE: Bag 'em up, Chuck.
- {Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: Let's just tuck this in here... erm...
- {Puts bag in casefile}
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Urp... almost made a second batch.
- DANGERESQUE: Good enough for crooked government work! I mean, who's to say whose whoosit is whose?
- {Bag of whoozit is removed from inventory}
Use on Anything Else
- DANGERESQUE: Most things are better without a bag of whoozit poured on them.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Most...
Coffee/Mug
While it's on the Dangerdesque or Windowsill
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee.
Use on Blinds
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons.
- {Places coffee of windowsill}
- {With something already on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: There's already something up there.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved!
- {Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}
- DANGERESQUE: Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail.
- {Game Over sequence}
Use on Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER backs down from a really terrible, gross idea!
- {Drinks}
- DANGERESQUE: Ugh.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} THAT's gonna stick with me for a while.
- {Coffee is removed from inventory}
Use on Anything Else
- DANGERESQUE: Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise.
Photo of crime
Use on Blinds
- DANGERESQUE: Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
- DANGERESQUE: Whoa! This is like staring at infinity! Fat, gray, lazy infinity.
Use on Casefile
- DANGERESQUE: That photographic evidence makes some pretty good photographic evidence!
- {Photo is removed from inventory}
Use on Anything Else
- DANGERESQUE: I should really put this in the casefile.
UNSOLVED Stamp
While in Dangerdesque or on Windowsill
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It's one o' them rubber stamps. I mostly use it on Renaldo's forehead when he's asleep.
Get/Use
- {While in Dangerdesque}
- DANGERESQUE: An "UNSOLVED" stamp?
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Great, just what I needed today...sarcasm, sarcasm.
- {There is no response when taking the stamp from the window.}
- {UNSOLVED stamp is added to inventory}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: *grumble* Hi, stamp.
Use on Casefile
- {When dry}
- DANGERESQUE: I could try and make this UNSOLVED stamp work, but I gots no ink!
- {When inked}
- DANGERESQUE: Okay, let's see if I can make this work. I only got one shot at this.
- {Cut to casefile for stamping}
- {When stamped incorrectly}
- DANGERESQUE: Oh crank. That was indelible sweet n' sour sauce. This does not look good for Dangeresque.
- {Game Over sequence}
- {When stamped correctly}
- DANGERESQUE: That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.
Use on Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: No way! The MAN's always tryin' to stamp me down!
Use on Blinds
- {With blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: I should open the blinds first.
- {With nothing on windowsill}
- {Dangeresque puts the stamp on the sill without comment}
- {With something already on windowsill}
- DANGERESQUE: There's already something up there.
Use on Sweet/Sour Sauce (Only When Dry)
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, this rancid sweet n' sour sauce makes some nice red ink!
- {Dry UNSOLVED stamp becomes an inked UNSOLVED stamp}
Use on Anything Else
- {When dry}
- DANGERESQUE: That's not UNSOLVED. Besides, I got no ink.
- {When inked}
- DANGERESQUE: I don't wanna get rancid sweet n' sour sauce all over that.
"Need to WASD"
- {When the player trys to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}
- DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
- {When the player trys to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}
- DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
- {When the player trys to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}
- DANGERESQUE: {Thinking} I need to WASD myself closer.
Game Over
- {Cut to an outdoor scene; it is still night. A Police Paddy Wagon, with Dangeresque in the back, drives up to a building marked "Jail!" The gate opens, the vehicle drives inside, and the gate shuts. Cut to Dangeresque, dressed in a prisoner's outfit, sitting in a dimly lit cell. The words "Game Over" appear above him in Dangeresque Font. When you click the mouse, however, it cuts to a black screen with either of the phrases that are listed below in Dangeresque Font.}
- DANGERESQUE: {In compressed audio} Or did I?
- {These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}
- Moments Earlier...
- Seriously though...
- Previously on Dangeresque...
- It's almost as if it was a dream...
- We all make bad choices...
- Okay, trying harder this time...
- Reeeeewind-O...
- {The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.}
Winning
- {After completing all three objectives}
- DANGERESQUE: Well, that's all the requirements. Let's see if The Chief buys this crap.
- {Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}
- DANGERESQUE: Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.
- THE CHIEF: I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
- DANGERESQUE: Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.
- THE CHIEF: WHATAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
- DANGERESQUE: Uh oh.
- {Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}
- DANGERESQUE: {in compressed audio} Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...
- {Jumps out the Window. Credits sequence.}