The Limozeen Advantage
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Metalmation presents a new episode of Limozeen: "but they're in space!" Limozeen hires an all-girl metal band to open one of their concerts.
Cast: (in order of appearance) Gary Palaroncini, Larry Palaroncini, Perry Palaroncini, Mary Palaroncini, Teeg Dougland, Advantage
Places:
Running Time: 3:43
DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 3
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Transcript
SINGER:
Remember those guys from that band Limozeen?
Well, they turned their tour bus into a space machine!
But they're still Limozeen!
LARRY: We're still Limozeen!
SINGER: But they're in space!
LARRY: But we're in space!?
TEEG DOUGLAND: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. We've been relegated to DVD bonus content.
MARY: It's quite exciting, this computer magic!
TEEG DOUGLAND: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys. If we don't find a new opening act, our show here at the Glen Bernie Space Arena will be cancelled.
LARRY: Hey, guys! I think I found our new opening act! The luscious ladies from Advantage!
PERRY: That was fast.
: Hey, guys!
: Thanks for letting us open for you!
MARY: An all-girl metal band?
TAWNY: Party!
TEEG DOUGLAND: You ladies better get on stage. The crowd's getting restless. They've stopped throwing bottles and started throwing meteors.
: See you guys after the show.
GARY: Are you sure about this, Larry?
LARRY: Yeah! Come on, guys! These chicks are totally hot! And I think they can play their instruments. Let's go check out their set!
GARY: Okay, but if their guitarist is better than me, there's no way I'm making out with her.
MARY: It's a galactic space hippo spider!
LARRY: It must have kidnapped Advantage!
PERRY: We've gotta go after them.
LARRY: To the space machine!
: Huggin' and a-lovin' and a-livin' by the minute. Huggin' and a-lovin' and a-livin' by the minute! Chrome-plated carburator, my fish-net hose will see you later. In the race of love, you know I'm gonna win it, 'cause I'm huggin' and a-lovin' and I'm... livin' by the minute! Huggin' and a-lovin' and a-livin' by the minute. Huggin' and a-lovin' and a-livin' by the minute! ...
: ...space cats.
LARRY: Advantage! Are you all right?
PERRY: Where were you guys?
: We were just doing our make-up.
: Tawny needed more hairspray.
TAWNY: Party!
MARY: But what about the galactic space hippo spider?
: Isn't that just one of your stage props?
: Yeah, Larry. You battle it on-stage every night during your encore.
LARRY: Oh, that galactic space hippo spider!
: And another thing, Larry. Our band is called "Advantage", not "Advantage".
LARRY: "Advantage"? I thought you ladies were from the French nebula!
: No! We're from Jersey.
TAWNY: P-arty!
GARY: Oh, I am so making out with her.
LARRY: Oh, kids, it looks like we learned our lesson about all-girl metal bands from the lovely ladies of Advantage!
: It's Advantage.
LARRY: Advantage! We'll see you next time on cable access, or maybe we'll just come by your house! I need some Throat Coat!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- Jackie Chapman and Karen Wagner play the members of Advantage.
Inside References
- A. Chimendez is mentioned in the title card.
- "Quite exciting this computer magic!" was previously the page title of Arcade Game.
- Members of Limozeen talk about Making Out.
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