Unseen Characters

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Unseen characters appear frequently on Homestar Runner. They are basically characters who are heard, mentioned or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

Heard

These characters that are heard but never have been seen.

• Marzipan's Answering Machine:
  • Ron Dardman
  • Łukasz
  • Another person with a strong accent
  • Kevin

• These characters are heard on First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
  • Cherry Greg
  • Clapper Loader

• On the Brothers Strong's TV set:
  • Caleb Rentpayer
  • Tucksworth
  • An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) privileges
  • The above person's son Cool Things
  • Announcer of "Some type of TV show" your friends
  • Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" mile

Mentioned

Characters that are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

• Dan
• Levert Burtmore
• Leomard Sportsinterviews (debated)
• Beverly Sportsinterviews
• Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and the Brothers' Strong parents
• Strong Bad's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm and poopaw (may or may not exist, mentioned in secret recipes)
• Little Marzipan
• The Office employees:
  • Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
  • Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
  • Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
    • Could be a reference to Emtarkanderundersgunderson from the process
  • Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
• The Homestar Runner's dog
• Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things)
• Stan (Cool Things)
• Coach X (A Folky Tale)
• Coach Y (A Folky Tale)
• Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
• Jerome

Not Seen Completely

Characters whose faces are either cut off by the top of the screen, obscured by a mask of some kind, or silhouetted.

• The Shareholders
• The Knight
• The Blacksmith
• Shadowy Figure
• Moses Malone