Mess

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The word mess is frequently used to describe things that you wouldn't quite expect.

Appearances

• Needlepoint — The page title is "Bless This Mess!", a reference to The Simpsons.
• Email the show — Marshie tells the viewer, "You'd best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"
• Email stupid stuff — After The Cheat attempts to serve Strong Bad some The Cheatcakes, Strong Bad tells him "Get that mess outta here!"
• Peasant's Quest Preview — In the Easter egg, Videlectrix 1 complains "I come to work and I have to look at this mess!"
• Peasant's Quest — If you attempt to give the Baby Lady an item, she'll reply "We don't need that mess."
• Labor Dabor — While Frank Bennedetto is popping popcorn, Homestar Runner tells him to "keep that mess down".
• Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad sees Marzipan singing with "a chorus of autumnal vegetables" and asks "What is this mess?"
• Email part-time job — Bubs considers Strong Bad's email show a waste of time and tells him "That mess'll never get you anywhere!"
• FAQ — One section is titled "What's Wrong with This Mess?"
• Biz Cas Fri 3 — Homestar sends Strong Bad a 3-gig email attachment that causes his computer to break. Homestar says "When you get that mess fixed, check out that attachment."
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — When Homsar gives Homestar his list of choices, Homestar asks "What I'm supposed to do with that mess?"
• Email lady fan — Some bags of Cat Mess are used by Marzipan to make an arts and crafts project.
• Email disconnected — After getting some flaming exhaust pipes in his head, Head Bad says "This mess rules!"
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 — The Wireless Wizard asks Cheerleader "And what's this other text mess?"
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Strong Bad, while imitating an automated phone robot, tells Marzipan, "to place a new six foot Italian sub in Strong Bad's hands, please hang up and do that mess right now."
• DNA Evidence — The TV Time Toons Menu description reads "Strong Sad gets to the bottom of this mess."
• Email narrator (DVD commentary) — Matt Chapman, while talking about a laptop case that looks like Battleship, says "We could totally get on Gizmodo with that mess."
• Email rough copy — Strong Bad mentions the time Homestar sold Strong Bad flavored water, and says "We shut that mess down on the quickfast."
• Email the paper — While playing a sport, Strong Bad tells Homestar "Get that weak mess outta here!"
• Jibblies 2 — The King of Town mistakenly refers to the jibblies as a "giblet flu" and says "That mess sounds delicious!"
• Email pet show — Strong Bad enters The Cheat in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show.
• Email buried — The game show background reads "SLOP! MESS! QUIZ!"
• Baddest of the Bands — After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, Larry Palaroncini says "That mess was crazy with a K!"
• Email hremail3184 — Disappointed with the size of Strong Sad's "Ptoo", Coach Z angrily exclaims, "I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!"
• Email sbemail206 — Strong Bad, talking about Internet April Fools' Day pranks, says "Forget all that mess!"
• @StrongBadActual — For the twentieth anniversary of the Homestar Runner body of work, Strong Bad tweets a picture of the Original Book and tells everyone "this mess is what's turning 20, not our website."