The King of Town's Health Problems
From Homestar Runner Wiki
(Difference between revisions)
(Adding category.) |
|||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|thumb|Least Healthiest (Man?)]] | [[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|thumb|Least Healthiest (Man?)]] | ||
| - | + | [[The King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits. | |
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
| - | * [[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King | + | * [[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to [[puking|puke]]. |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] {{--}} The King | + | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] {{--}} The King calls [[Marzipan]] asking if it is still Thanksgiving. He admits that he fears for his personal safety if it's not still Thanksgiving. |
* [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart. | * [[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart. | ||
| - | * Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King | + | * Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" afterwards are actually heart attacks, and is awarded an entry in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] for the record of "Least Healthiest (Man?)". |
* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} He and [[the Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When [[Homestar Runner]] describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had. | * [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} He and [[the Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When [[Homestar Runner]] describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had. | ||
| - | |||
* Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs. | * Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs. | ||
* Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical. | * Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical. | ||
| - | * Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King | + | * Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King is "out to lunch" inhaling [[giblets]] through a respirator. |
| - | * Email [[original]] {{--}} [[History according to Strong Bad| | + | * Email [[original]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad|claims]] that there's been "like 12 [[King of Town (title)|King of Towns]]". In an Easter egg, there is an entire graveyard filled with gravestones for multiple King of Towns, including an [[Onion Bubs|Onion King of Town]]. |
| - | * Email [[fan club]] {{--}} | + | *[[Toikey TV]] {{--}} The King hosts a public service announcement warning that thousands of families suffer from [[Not X|not fried]] turkeys. |
| - | * [[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} The King | + | * Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King says he wishes it were fiction. |
| + | * [[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} The King requests a [[gravy]]-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility. | ||
* [[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that. | * [[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that. | ||
| - | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} The King | + | * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} The King claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying. |
* [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily. | * [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily. | ||
* [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} He jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly. | * [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} He jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly. | ||
| - | * [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep | + | * [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil. |
| - | * [[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King | + | * [[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King is in the ICU. |
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[The King of Town's Food]] | * [[The King of Town's Food]] | ||
* [[Strong Sad's Diet]] | * [[Strong Sad's Diet]] | ||
| - | [[Category:Food running gags]][[Category:The King of Town]] | + | [[Category:Food running gags]] |
| + | [[Category:The King of Town]] | ||
Current revision as of 11:11, 4 June 2025
The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.
[edit] Appearances
- Some Stupid Turkey — The King eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — The King calls Marzipan asking if it is still Thanksgiving. He admits that he fears for his personal safety if it's not still Thanksgiving.
- Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
- Email record book — The King eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" afterwards are actually heart attacks, and is awarded an entry in Count Longardeaux's Book for the record of "Least Healthiest (Man?)".
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar Runner describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
- Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
- Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
- Email more armies — The King is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
- Email original — Strong Bad claims that there's been "like 12 King of Towns". In an Easter egg, there is an entire graveyard filled with gravestones for multiple King of Towns, including an Onion King of Town.
- Toikey TV — The King hosts a public service announcement warning that thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.
- Email fan club — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King says he wishes it were fiction.
- Strong Badia the Free — The King requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
- Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
- Fan 'Stumes 2020 — Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
- Halloween Hide & Seek — He jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
- Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser — Perducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
- The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King is in the ICU.
