The King of Town's Health Problems

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Least Healthiest (Man?)

The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

[edit] Appearances

  • Some Stupid Turkey — The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — The King of Town calls Marzipan asking if it is still Thanksgiving. He admits that he fears for his personal safety if it's not still Thanksgiving.
  • Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
  • Email record book — The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" afterwards are actually heart attacks, and is awarded an entry in Count Longardeaux's Book for the record of "Least Healthiest (Man?)".
  • Halloween Potion-ma-jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar Runner describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
  • Toikey TV — The King of Town hosts a public service announcement warning that thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.
  • Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
  • Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
  • Email more armies — The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
  • Email originalStrong Bad claims that there's been "like 12 King of Towns". In an Easter egg, there is an entire graveyard filled with gravestones for multiple King of Towns, including an Onion King of Town.
  • Email fan clubStrong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
  • Strong Badia the Free — The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
  • Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
  • Fan 'Stumes 2020Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
  • Halloween Hide & Seek — He jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
  • Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, LoserPerducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
  • The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

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