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*Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title
*Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title
*Total number of [[HRWiki:ProxyBlocks|<font color=FF9933>IP ranges reported</font>]] for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
*Total number of [[HRWiki:ProxyBlocks|<font color=FF9933>IP ranges reported</font>]] for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
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*Total edits since October 2004:  770+ (updated monthly)
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*Total edits since October 2004:  1130+ (updated monthly)
*Number of trolls reported: 2
*Number of trolls reported: 2
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Revision as of 15:06, 26 January 2006

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Invisible Robot Fish
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Come back Ali.
Come back Ali's sister

About My Username

Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun. Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inacurracies.

Me, I blame the pudding pops.
My (recent) Contributions

I haven't been keeping track for that long, so most itmes are very recent. I thought that it was high time that I started.

Projects to be completed:
status - completed

  • I noticed that some emails don't have the same order of headings at the top of the page and some are missing an element. Fixing all emails to have the following order:
Cast
Places
Computer
Date
Running Time
Page Title
Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?
About Me


My real name is Chris Cali and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I am 24 years old and a business owner. I have a beautiful wife and an adorable 8 month-old son. I live in Virginia. I have learned to save my edits to notepad before I save because its very likely that 3 or me people will save and revert edits in the time that it takes me type something up. Slow down Clanky, slow down!

I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.

Inside one of those bags of cheesy goodness is a golden ticket that'll change our lives forever!!
Other Stuff


Some of my tastes:

3 words
I Love VeggieTales!
Christian Rock Music
Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Matt Redmen, Chris Rice, Mark Schultz, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Rich Mullins, Micheal W Smith, Third Day, Big Daddy Weave, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, and Building 429... to name a few
Rock (of various types) / Oldies
Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival,
Country
Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire
Other
Da Vinci's Notebook,Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Rock-a-Pella
Comedians
Mark Lowry, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Dana Carvey,
Watching The Muppets
(been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)
Aviation
I fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V. I eventually want to get a Beechcraft Premier Ia.
Baseball Umpiring
I am currently a Varisty umpire with ODUA (I created and designed this webiste including all of the graphics and buttons). I am starting to break into the ranks of college umpiring. I aspire to become a D1 college umpire. My uniform # is 56.


File:ODUAcollage.PNG
(left) Me in action at JV game
(right-top) The ODUA logo that I created for our website
(right-bottom) My first time umpiring at the University of Richmond. Hello D-1 umpirng!


That's me in a nutshell.

left
80's Hair band Marzi
About Editing


The following is a quote from My Cousin Vinny, that I think best describes how some people edit and revert in the wiki:

Judge: Mr. Gambini, that is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.
Gambini: Thank you, your honor.
Judge: Overruuuuuled.

~ ~ and a special thanks to Stux for his help on this page

Haiku Corner

Inspired by Stux


Haiku Corner
Character Name My Haiku Character Name My Haiku
Homestar

clueless no armed man
prancing like an idiot
I like Marshmallows

Strong Bad

Two-bit wrestle mane
locks Strong Sad in the bathtub
loves to kick The Cheat

The Cheat

curious creature this yellow dog
fine looking young man he is
always saying meh!

Strong Mad

TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!
essence of hands in water
loves The Cheat a lot

Strong Sad

depressio man
elephant legs, round body
teased by big brothers

Pom Pom

bubble bouncing man
he is the mack around here
from the isle of Poms

Marzipan

hear carol playing
oh that awful noise, it hurts
a hippie broomsitck

Coach Z

sketchy high school coach
buys "great for baby" items
has athletes footies

Bubs

lovable scam man
hi there every peoples
can float six inches

The King of Town

No one wants to write
anything about the King of Town
not writing one for him

The Poopsmith

very crappy job
employed by a big loser
quick, cover your nose

Homsar

The Human Wedgie
Captain of the Gravy Train
thrill of a lifetime

Lil' Brudder

dragging on the floor
I can make it on my own
handicapped guy

Limozeen

Limozeen hair band
Got the heart of a lion
the wings of a bat

Feel free to post yours here.

Nonsense incarnate
Random quotes are his forte
Blue midget Homestar
DorianGray



One-legged puppy
The Heart of a Champion
He's such a trouper
Salty



Making animations
What is he supposed to be?
Always Exploding
Powered by The Kate 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)



HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me
A haiku about you:
Invisible fish
Is possibly robotic
Is it a mecha?
Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)



Animal lover
Off to the chinchilla protest
Loves to eat tofu!

Powered by The Kate 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, his head a splode
Master of Strong Badia!
Prank calls Marzipan

Powered by The Kate 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

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