Email Intros, Part Two

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This article is about the second DVD feature. For other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).

Email Intros, Part Two is a video on strongbad_email.exe Disc Five. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the next 60 Strong Bad Email intros (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email), starting with email #101.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House

Computer: Compy 386, Lappy 486, Tandy 400

Running Time: 6:07

DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Five

Transcript

101. car STRONG BAD: The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. {lowers voice} I'm cool.

{cut to a different scene}

102. lunch special STRONG BAD: Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.

{cut to a different scene}

103. haircut STRONG BAD: Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.

{cut to a different scene}

104. theme park STRONG BAD: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.

{cut to a different scene}

105. replacement STRONG BAD: Our next show, is a family show. It... is... the email.

{cut to a different scene}

106. dangeresque 3 STRONG BAD: Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...

{cut to a different scene}

107. cheatday STRONG BAD: Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.

{cut to a different scene}

108. pom pom STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails.

{cut to a different scene}

109. crying STRONG BAD: I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake} Oh. Never mind.

{cut to a different scene}

110. for kids {types "quit." A message says, "You quitter."} I guess I should do the thing... that I do. {pulls up the a> sign and types "strongbad_email.exe"}'

{cut to a different scene}

111. other days STRONG BAD: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

{cut to a different scene}

112. old comics STRONG BAD: Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!

{cut to a different scene}

113. pizzaz STRONG BAD: Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!

{cut to a different scene}

114. the facts STRONG BAD: I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.

{cut to a different scene}

115. time capsule STRONG BAD: Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.

{cut to a different scene}

116. extra plug STRONG BAD: Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...

{cut to a different scene}

117. montage STRONG BAD: Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.

{cut to a different scene}

118. virus STRONG BAD: I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.

{cut to a different scene}

119. animal STRONG BAD: All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.

{cut to a different scene}

120. radio STRONG BAD: I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.

{cut to a different scene}

121. part-time job STRONG BAD: A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!

{cut to a different scene}

122. dreamail STRONG BAD: Oh, oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...

{cut to a different scene}

123. origins STRONG BAD: This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.

{cut to a different scene}

124. secret recipes STRONG BAD: Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA.

{cut to a different scene}

125. rock opera STRONG BAD: Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! {repeats the previous sentence backwards}

{cut to a different scene}

126. best thing STRONG BAD: You got to email just to stay alive!

{cut to a different scene}

127. long pants STRONG BAD: And if I email you! Girl, woman! {He holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words.} Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman! {He holds up the papers again.}

{cut to a different scene}

128. rampage STRONG BAD: Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all!

{cut to a different scene}

129. garage sale STRONG BAD: Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!

{cut to a different scene}

130. do over STRONG BAD: Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!

{cut to a different scene}

131. boring (really)STRONG BAD: Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!

{cut to a different scene}

132. modeling STRONG BAD: Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!

{cut to a different scene}

133. bottom 10 STRONG BAD: This email is making fun of you.

{cut to a different scene}

134. record book STRONG BAD: Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...

{cut to a different scene}

135. lady...ing STRONG BAD: {singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.

{cut to a different scene}

136. geddup noise STRONG BAD: A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.

{cut to a different scene}

137. bedtime story STRONG BAD: I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. {in falsetto} Checkin' my email!

{cut to a different scene}

138. space program STRONG BAD: Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...

{cut to a different scene}

139. portrait STRONG BAD: Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!

{cut to a different scene}

140. high school STRONG BAD: It's the email, baby, lunch juice!

{cut to a different scene}

141. death metal STRONG BAD: Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh.

{cut to a different scene}

142. secret identity STRONG BAD: Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.

{cut to a different scene}

143. technology STRONG BAD: Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!

{cut to a different scene}

144. narrator STRONG BAD: I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.

{cut to a different scene}

145. myths and legends STRONG BAD: I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.

{cut to a different scene}

146. pop-up STRONG BAD: I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!

{cut to a different scene}

147. lady fan STRONG BAD: How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.

{cut to a different scene}

148. disconnected STRONG BAD: I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!

{cut to a different scene}

149. candy product STRONG BAD: {Blows on microphone and taps it} Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.

{cut to a different scene}

150. alternate universe STRONG BAD: I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email. {To Strong Sad} Thanks, man.

STRONG SAD: No prob, Bob.

{cut to a different scene}

151. senior prom STRONG BAD: Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?

{cut to a different scene}

152. isp STRONG BAD: A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.

{cut to a different scene}

153. redesign {This scene opens in a darkened Computer Room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {from offscreen} Email is nice, {the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down} habalubabulabada! {rips the tape away} Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!

{cut to a different scene}

154. keep cool STRONG BAD: I'll take you back to a time when email was king!

{cut to a different scene}

155. theme song STRONG BAD: When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.

{cut to a different scene}

156. road trip STRONG BAD: Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.

{cut to a different scene}

157. trading cards STRONG BAD: Away you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.

{cut to a different scene}

158. cliffhangers STRONG BAD: Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.

{cut to a different scene}

159a. retirement A STRONG BAD: Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.

{cut to a different scene}

159b. retirement B STRONG BAD: There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...

{cut to a different scene}

160. coloring STRONG BAD: Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad skips the intros for the second emails from dreamail and bottom 10.
• The disconnected intro is slightly cut off at the beginning.
• The intro used for senior prom is taken from an Easter egg as opposed as from the actual opening.
• At the end of each intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key, but instead of bringing up the email, it clears the screen for the next intro.
  • At the end of the last intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key during the fade-out, but the "strongbad_email.exe" command stays up.

See also

• The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros.
• Email Intros