Pants

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This article is about pants in general. For the running gag about whether Homestar Runner wears pants, see Homestar's Pants.

Fabulous Downtown Pantsburg

Pants are a frequently-referenced clothing item in the Homestar Runner universe. They are often referenced specifically and in humorous ways.

Coach Z's References to Pants

Coach Z makes frequent jokes and references to pants, whether his own or someone else's.

• A Folky Tale — Coach Z tells Strong Sad to "cram a little oom-pah down your pants" in an effort to get him to climb a rope.
• Email super powers — Coach Z places the blame squarely on tight pants.
• Email lunch special — Coach Z orders a basket of double hot wings "pants down".
• Email secret recipes — After discovering he'd just eaten a bunch of The Cheat fur, Coach Z says he's about to "puke my pants".
• Email alternate universe (Easter egg) — Coach Z, while holding a pear covered in googly eyes and with coffee continually streaming down his mouthless face, tells Homestar he is "not at liberty to discuss what [he] just did in [his] pants."

Other Pants

Random references to pants appear from time to time in various toons, emails and games.

• Fortune Cookies — One of the fortunes reads "Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants."
• That A Ghost — Old-Timey Strong Bad claims he will be "marching around in gold pants in no time!" But when his skin melts off, leaving his skeleton, he is unable to put on any pants that fit and he complains that he will "never find gold pants that fit this tiny waist!"
• Hallrunner — One of the objects you encounter is a rabid dog that "bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons."
• Peasant's Quest — The narrator of the Peasant's Quest Preview and movie trailer, as well as other characters, make frequent references to Rather Dashing's short pants.
  • Another reference to these short pants appears at the beginning of the email for kids.
• Email stand-up — Strong Sad shows us a video in which Lil' Strong Bad's pants fall down while he's on stage.
• Email vacation — One of the places Strong Bad visits is "Fabulous Downtown Pantsburg".
• Email funny — In an effort to be funny, Strong Bad says he has "squeaky pants".
• Email haircut — Strong Bad calls one of his designs for Strong Mad's eyebrows "Hammer Pants".
• Email local news — Summarizing the weather report, Strong Bad says "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants."
• Email bottom 10 — Homestar sings "Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!", causing Strong Bad to vomit on his keyboard.
• Email portrait — A portion of a newspaper article near one of Strong Bad's portraits reads "Wipe hands on pants, yo".
• Email candy product — Strong Bad's SBLOUNSKCHED! bar resembles his own pants.
• Email senior prom — Strong Bad crashes the prom and threatens to "poof away" everyone's pants in a massive pantsing, but then realizes he is the only one there who is wearing pants. His pants poof away, leaving him standing in a pair of boxer shorts. (Homestar, who claims to wear long pants, is not affected, but later claims he was.)

See also

• Homestar's Pants