User:Broncotroll

What's up, homestuff? I made an account on the hrwiki to feel like a part of something bigger- something awesomer. Bigger and awesomer relative to what? I don't know... sea level? I like science fiction- including Doctor Who and the Hitchhikers' series, tabletop RPG's (DnD 3.5 preferably) and retro video games. I also love cats, hyphens, and anything not sports-related. Like making this user page. Chances are, I like you too! (Except you, Jerome.)

Doo doo doo doooo! WHY GANONDORF, WHY?

--BroncoTroll^☺

3DS friend code: 1848 - 2954 - 1236

Everybody loves the me!

This user uses a Mac.

This user contributes using Google Chrome, or the Google Chrome OS.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work. Look, it’s Tingle!

This user often finds and reverts vandalism RAD, RAD ROBOTANK.

CL This user understands A Computing Language. This language is Python.

<? This user is gradually learning Web Programming Language. Please, please be tolerant.

This user can animate Flash.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes. Please show her the same consideration and patrol hers.

HI This user is on the welcoming committee. Because the future is you... probably.

This user is also on YouTube.

EM This user has an Email address.

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TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old. She is also between 0 and 200 years old.

LEFT This user is left handed.

2004 This user discovered the H*R website in Twenty ought four.

7 This user discovered the H*R website when she was seven years old.

SBE This user would give anything to have an email answered by Strong Bad. The link will be here if that ever happens.

This user is female.

This user is an American. And so are 314 million other people.

This user lives in Free Country, USA.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best. A spectacle of graphics and sound!

This user's favorite email is Virus, followed by others including caper, montage, from work, the basics, rampage, technology, kids' book, lures and jigs, nightlife, invisibility, funny, for kids, animal, the facts, personal favorites...

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user's second favorite character is Strong Bad.

This user also likes Homsar.

This user's favorite pseudocharacter is Poodonkis. She also likes Onion Bubs.

MEH This user can speak The Cheat, but has no idea what she's saying.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6. She has beaten the whole game!

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user squished you, peasanty.

This user very much wants to play SBCG4AP.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

This user loves Cheat Commandos, and thinks Firebert is a great Commando name.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons, especially Sickly Sam's Big Outing.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!"

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Ex-obably not."

This user is playing better video games. That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile. Casual conversation and helpful advice are available at all times, if you can stand to talk to me for more than 4 seconds.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy. Orange bowl not included.

LOL This user may attempt to be funny.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence... or has she?

This user likes to splo stuff up.

This user is a Deletehead.

This user can do it! She can do it twelve times!

This user is imagining why on Earth she can't get ye flask! If only she knew what parapets were.

This user downloads a lot of fonts.

This user sees the goat as half-alive. Or mostly dead. In any case, she'll make sure to search its pockets for loose change.

This user is revamped for the nineties!

This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.

This user is so glad The Cheat is not dead.

Which character am I most like, you ask? Go ahead, ask.
Well, because you asked, mostly Strong Sad. We're both philosophical and have the tendency to be the only rational one in the room. I like reading and writing as well, though Strong Sad's calligraphy is way better than mine. I'm a bit less socially awkward than him, and less... depressio than him. I'm nerdy, geeky, and overall your typical DnD / Sci-Fi dork-on. In addition to Dumpface, I also resemble Strong Bad. I share (or at least try to) his sarcastic sense of humor and am a huge stickler about grammar and spelling. Most Strongbad-like is my love for retro video games and old technology. I have also acquired some of his speech patterns over time- even the less cool ones. He needs to get rid of that Compé, man. Anydangway, that's me.

Favorite Quotes

STRONG BAD: Ordinarily, I just drown my sorrows in video games, but for this, maybe I should drown them in... drowning them!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.

STRONG BAD: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.

STRONG MAD: I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: more, more...badges.

STRONG BAD: What?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Because I got more badges than you.

STRONG BAD: Homestar, are you asleep?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Because I sold more thin mints than you.

STRONG BAD: Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming that you're a girl scout?

STRONG BAD PUPPET: All right, then. For the record, please. Tell us who you are.

HOMSAR PUPPET: DaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties!

STRONG BAD PUPPET: That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense?

HOMSAR PUPPET: AaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice!

STRONG BAD PUPPET: Homsar, tell us about your childhood.

HOMSAR PUPPET: DaAa! I was raised by a cup of coffee.

STRONG BAD PUPPET: Interesting. So! How did you end up here?

HOMSAR PUPPET: 'Twas the pride of the peaches.

STRONG BAD PUPPET: 'Twas the pride of the peaches, huh? You got any last remarks?

HOMSAR PUPPET: DaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

STRONG BAD PUPPET: Okay, interview over. Commence beating!

STRONG BAD: LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance! Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw, pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity! Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer!

STRONG BAD: What the crap were you doing out there?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Out where?

STRONG BAD: Outside! I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

STRONG BAD: You don't own a car.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, you're probably right.

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

STRONG BAD: Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake if you can say something intelligent.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's that?

STRONG BAD: It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, no, the other one.

STRONG BAD: Oh, "intelligent"?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, yeah, Intellivision.

STRONG BAD: Thanks, Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi- wait... why do you have a shotgun? What did you do?! Where's my Compy?!?

BUBS: It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it.

STRONG BAD: YOU MURDERER!! You killed my brother! I mean, computer!

BUBS: Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice.

STRONG BAD: You don't understand! You all understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!

My Projects

There are a few projects I'm "working on" in the wiki (I'm busy being a regular school-attending type). Feel free to help!
-Article Junk Food, a companion of sorts to Indian Food talking about Strong Bad's eating habits and appearances of unhealthy foods such as puddin pops and Potate.
-Perhaps another article (if there isn't one) about the King of Town's "eccentric" eating habits.
-Article Acne, about the running gag (especially by Strong Bad) involving making fun of pimples, acne (plimple-faced Bill), etc.
-(maybe)Article "Weird Simile" or something like that about homestar's tendencies to create similies that make no sense whatsoever.
-Create distinction between in-universe and out-of-universe Fourth Wall Breaks (implying that they work in a studio/ "that sounds like a segue!" vs. implying they are in a cartoon.)

• Userpage Construction (self-reminders)

-Fixing my signature (either making the font a bit bigger but mostly making the loz file icons less blurry/teeny) help would be much appreciated