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(After a long period of Social Studies projects, Mid-Term Testing and a Spring Break beach vacation, I'm back.)
(It's summer and I can now focus on helping out the wiki again. Also a new quote.)
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= This Week's Quote =
= This Week's Quote =
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[[Strong Bad Email#Trivia|Updated Whenevs]]
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[[Strong Bad Email#Trivia|Updated Onedays]]
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Last Updated: 04/20/10
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Last Updated: 06/21/10
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Quote: "I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title I'm done take me off the air! TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!"
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Quote: "Xhut up and juxt xay your linex! Aah, it's really hard to talk like xhix."
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From: [[yes, wrestling]]
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From: [[Xeriouxly Forxe]]
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Character: [[Strong Bad|S. Bad]]
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Character: [[Strong Bad#variations|S. Bad]]
<div style="border:3px solid #8D6E2B; padding: 10px; background-color:#D9B871;">
<div style="border:3px solid #8D6E2B; padding: 10px; background-color:#D9B871;">
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== NewsCrap (formally known as NewsCorp) ==
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== What's New In the World of Quotes ==
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*It's been HIATUS'D! from Jan.25 to Apr.20 due to all types of crazy crap. But I'm back so here's a quote about being taken off the air.
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*After a long while it's finally summer and now quotes are back on a weekly basis.
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|align="center"|3
|align="center"|3
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|align="center"|''[[Strong Bad]]''
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|align="center"|''Strong Bad''
|align="center"|"And I can definately arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you list my services as an "Event Coordinater". A-heh-heh-heh<br>heh-heh-heh-HEM."
|align="center"|"And I can definately arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you list my services as an "Event Coordinater". A-heh-heh-heh<br>heh-heh-heh-HEM."
|align="center"|11/24/2009
|align="center"|11/24/2009
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|align="center"|''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#End_4:_Freaky_Marzipan|Freaky]] [[Marzipan]]''
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|align="center"|''[[Marzipan#Variations|Freaky Marzipan]]''
|align="center"|"I think we're gonna<br>become fast friends."
|align="center"|"I think we're gonna<br>become fast friends."
|align="center"|12/08/2009
|align="center"|12/08/2009
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|align="center"|''[[Bubs]]''
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|align="center"|''Bubs''
|align="center"|"Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people. <br> Come on palm tree. <br> I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich!" <br> (8-bit seagull beeps) <br> "You shut yer' face!"
|align="center"|"Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people. <br> Come on palm tree. <br> I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich!" <br> (8-bit seagull beeps) <br> "You shut yer' face!"
|align="center"|01/25/2010
|align="center"|01/25/2010
|align="center"|''[[Weclome Back]]''
|align="center"|''[[Weclome Back]]''
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|-
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|align="center"|12
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|align="center"|''Strong Bad''
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|align="center"|"I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title and take me off the air! TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!"
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|align="center"|04/20/2010
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|align="center"|''[[yes, wrestling]]''
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== Teen Girl Squad Deaths ==
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== Teen Girl Squad Deaths (Issues 1-10), <br>Issues 11-15 coming soon ==
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Guess I'll preserve this for now. It'd be ashame for all this to go to waste. I'll think of something to do with this soon enough.
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Please note that the Ugly One's name is intended to be mispelled.
=== Issue #1 ===
=== Issue #1 ===
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
|-
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Doesn't Die'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Doesn't Die.'''
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|bgcolor="#09ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#09ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Doesn't Get Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Doesn't Get Hurt.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Zapped by [[Visor Robot]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Zapped by [[Visor Robot]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''She Only Dies'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''She Only Dies.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Punted by a Dinosaur'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Punted by a Dinosaur.'''
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Dies'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Dies.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Arrow'd by the [[Arrow'd Guy]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Arrow'd by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Dies'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Dies.'''
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
|-
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl/Boy !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Get Hurt?
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl/Boy. !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Get Hurt?
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|-
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Grasp'd by a Huge Bat'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Grasp'd by a Huge Bat.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[Thomas]] hits her with a Bat'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[Thomas]] hits her with a Bat.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Swooped away by a Vulture'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Swooped away by a Vulture.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#FFFFFF"|'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|<span style="color:#000000">No "I" In Team Boy</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFFFF"|'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|<span style="color:#000000">No "I" In Team Boy</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFFFF"|'''Run Over by a Van marked "Children" that was droven by the [[Arrow'd Guy]]
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|bgcolor="#FFFFFF"|'''Run Over by a Van marked "Children" that was driven by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFFFF"|'''He Only Dies'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFFFF"|'''He Only Dies.'''
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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|-
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Attacked by a swarm of Possums'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Attacked by a swarm of Possums.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''MSG'd!!'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''MSG'd! Her stomach later feels better.'''
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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|-
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''CEREBELLUM'd!!'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''CEREBELLUM'd!'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''She Only Dies'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''She Only Dies.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''She Only Get Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''She Only Get Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Falls down a bottomless pit'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Falls down a bottomless pit. Presumably dies of starvation (as noted by What's Her Face), but this is not shown and thus it can be assumed that she ''only'' gets hurt and does ''not'' die.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Crushed by NO pounds'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Crushed by a huge triangular weight with the words "NO pounds" written on it.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Crushed by YOU'RE NOT potatoes'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Crushed by a bag of potatoes with the words "YOU'RE NOT potatoes" written on them.'''
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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|-
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|bgcolor="#0000FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#0000FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#0000FF"|'''Sailing Mishap'd!!'''
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|bgcolor="#0000FF"|'''Sailing Mishap'd!'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#0000FF"|'''She Only Dies'''
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|bgcolor="#0000FF"|'''She Only Dies.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#FFFF00"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFF00"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFF00"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFF00"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFF00"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#FFFF00"|'''No Injuries.'''
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|-
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|bgcolor="#CCCCCC"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#CCCCCC"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#CCCCCC"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#CCCCCC"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#CCCCCC"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#CCCCCC"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#8D6E2B"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8D6E2B"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#8D6E2B"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#8D6E2B"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#8D6E2B"|'''Sticks her head in the sand'''
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|bgcolor="#8D6E2B"|'''Sticks her head in the sand.'''
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! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
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|-
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Death'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Death.'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries'''
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|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''She Only Gets Hurt.'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
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|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Attacked by a Wave of Babies'''
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|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Attacked by a Wave of Babies.'''
|-
|-
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
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|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
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|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Death'''
+
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Death.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
|}
|}
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
|-
-
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl/Boy !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Get Hurt?
+
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl/Boy. !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Get Hurt?
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#6666FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#6666FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#6666FF"|'''Squished (teeny tiny girl); Eaten by the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (teen girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#6666FF"|'''Squished (teeny tiny girl), Eaten by the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (teen girl).'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#6666FF"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#6666FF"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#FFFF99"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#FFFF99"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FFFF99"|'''Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#FFFF99"|'''Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl).'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FFFF99"|'''Taken away by [[Mrs. Commanderson]] (teeny tiny girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#FFFF99"|'''Taken away by [[Mrs. Commanderson]] (teeny tiny girl).'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#FCFCFC"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#FCFCFC"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FCFCFC"|'''Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#FCFCFC"|'''Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl).'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FCFCFC"|'''Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#FCFCFC"|'''Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl).'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#D9B871"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#D9B871"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#D9B871"|'''Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#D9B871"|'''Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl).'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#D9B871"|'''Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)'''
+
|bgcolor="#D9B871"|'''Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl).'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#000000"|'''[[Tompkins|<span style="color:#FFFFFF">Tompkins</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#000000"|'''[[Tompkins|<span style="color:#FFFFFF">Tompkins</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#000000"|'''<span style="color:#FFFFFF">Dies Somehow (Torso Takes Silver)</span>'''
+
|bgcolor="#000000"|'''<span style="color:#FFFFFF">Dies Somehow (Torso Takes Silver)</span>.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#000000"|'''<span style="color:#FFFFFF">He Only Dies (somehow)</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#000000"|'''<span style="color:#FFFFFF">He Only Dies (somehow)</span>]].'''
|-
|-
|}
|}
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
|-
-
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
+
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Eaten Alive (offscreen) by her New Backup Band (a shark)'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Eaten Alive (offscreen) by her New Backup Band (a shark).'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Twelve Sided Died'd (oh, that's rough)!!'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Twelve Sided Died'd (oh, that's rough)!'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Eaten by her New Seaworthy Bass (a shark)'''
+
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Eaten by her New Seaworthy Bass (a shark).'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Floor Tom'd! Step Mom'd!! Pom Pom'd?'''
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Floor Tom'd! Step Mom'd!! Pom Pom'd?'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
|}
|}
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
|-
-
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl/Man !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Get Hurt?
+
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl/Old Man. !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She/He Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She/He Get Hurt?
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Run Over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''Run Over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Bad Review'd by the [[Arrow'd Guy]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''Bad Review'd by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF6600"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Eats a Heaping Bowl of Staple Sauce'''
+
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''Eats a Heaping Bowl of Staple Sauce.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#C0C0C0"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Boaw! From!! Froosh!!!'''
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''Boaw! From!! Froosh!!!'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#8b0000"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#AAAAAA"|'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#AAAAAA"|'''[[Mr. Pitters]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#AAAAAA"|'''Eaten by two Vultures (tastes quite good, quite good)'''
+
|bgcolor="#AAAAAA"|'''Eaten by two Vultures (tastes quite good, quite good).'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#AAAAAA"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#AAAAAA"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
|}
|}
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{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
{|class="wikitable" border="1" style="text-align:center"
|-
|-
-
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
+
! colspan="1" rowspan="1"|Girl. !! rowspan="1"|Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Die? !! rowspan="1"|Does She Get Hurt? !! rowspan="1"|How Does She Get Hurt?
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#FF0099"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF0099"|'''[[Cheerleader|<span style="color:#000000">Cheerleader</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FF0099"|'''Caber Toss'd (only 23 metres)!!; Killed off at the end'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF0099"|'''Caber Toss'd (only 23 metres)!, Killed off at the end.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#FF0099"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#FF0099"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#6633EE"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#6633EE"|'''[[So and So|<span style="color:#000000">So and So</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#6633EE"|'''P&Oslash;WN'd!!; Killed off at the end'''
+
|bgcolor="#6633EE"|'''P&Oslash;WN'd!, Killed off at the end'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#6633EE"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#6633EE"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''[[What's Her Face|<span style="color:#000000">What's Her Face</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff0000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''LATHE'd by A Mighty Warrior; Killed off at the end'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''LATHE'd! by A Mighty Warrior, Killed off at the end.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries'''
+
|bgcolor="#3366FF"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
-
|bgcolor="#99FF99"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]]'''
+
|bgcolor="#99FF99"|'''[[The Ugly One|<span style="color:#000000">Teh Ugly One</span>]].'''
-
|bgcolor="#ff000"|'''Yes'''
+
|bgcolor="#ff000"|'''Yes.'''
-
|bgcolor="#99FF99"|'''Killed off at the end'''
+
|bgcolor="#99FF99"|'''Killed off at the end.'''
-
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No'''
+
|bgcolor="#90ee90"|'''No.'''
-
|bgcolor="#99FF99"|'''No Injuries'
+
|bgcolor="#99FF99"|'''No Injuries.'''
|-
|-
|}
|}

Revision as of 20:11, 21 June 2010

You Have Infinity New Messages. (Seriously, Pom Pom, seriously!)
Gooblies says "Hi".

Some Info About Me

I've been pretty busy since February and I went on vacation to the beach for spring break. Stayed in a beach house with my family and my friend and his family. But I'm back to do some spring cleaning.

This Week's Quote

Updated Onedays

Last Updated: 06/21/10

Quote: "Xhut up and juxt xay your linex! Aah, it's really hard to talk like xhix."

From: Xeriouxly Forxe

Character: S. Bad


What's New In the World of Quotes

  • After a long while it's finally summer and now quotes are back on a weekly basis.


List of Quotes

Week Character Quote Date From
1 Strong Bad "I'm Gonna Go...Place." 11/10/2009 Sbemail 99
2 The KOT "I know how to use toilet
paper. Let me try." 		11/17/2009 'Ween 03
3 Strong Bad "And I can definately arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you list my services as an "Event Coordinater". A-heh-heh-heh
heh-heh-heh-HEM." 		11/24/2009 Sbemail 205
4 Puppet Doreauxgard "Well...sounds like you better protect yourself. Bag of doorknobs. Bag of doors, if you can manage it!" 12/01/2009 Puppets and Piles
5 That Horrible Painting "That guy has serious problems." 12/08/2009 'Ween 07
5 Senor Cardgage "One o' them said they'd
buy me lunch,
but I don't see nobody
taking me to Chick-Fil-A." 		12/08/2009 Senor Mortgage
5 Freaky Marzipan "I think we're gonna
become fast friends." 		12/08/2009 'Ween 05
6 Bubs "Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!" 12/13/2009 X-mas '04
7 Homsar "AaAaAaAaAahhhhh! Step right up, I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!
Don't forget your tapesicle!" 		12/21/2009 Homestar Ruiner
8 Homestar Runner "Everyone loves the me!
I'm a terrific athelete." 		01/04/2010 Strongest Man In the World
9 So and So "I was on every comitee ever. It's called Priggity Prizom Thugchantment at the Cloughb." 01/11/2010 TGS 15
10 Stinkoman "Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, call me on my cell phoooone!" 01/18/2010 MAMv8
11 Bubs "Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people.
Come on palm tree.
I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich!"
(8-bit seagull beeps)
"You shut yer' face!" 		01/25/2010 Weclome Back
12 Strong Bad "I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title and take me off the air! TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!" 04/20/2010 yes, wrestling


Teen Girl Squad Deaths (Issues 1-10),
Issues 11-15 coming soon

Please note that the Ugly One's name is intended to be mispelled.

Issue #1

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. No. Doesn't Die. No. Doesn't Get Hurt.
So and So. Yes. Zapped by Visor Robot. No. She Only Dies.
What's Her Face. Yes. Punted by a Dinosaur. No She Only Dies.
Teh Ugly One. Yes. Arrow'd by the Arrow'd Guy. No. She Only Dies.

Issue #2

Girl/Boy. Does She/He Die? How Does She/He Die? Does She/He Get Hurt? How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Grasp'd by a Huge Bat.
So and So. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Thomas hits her with a Bat.
Teh Ugly One. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Swooped away by a Vulture.
No "I" In Team Boy. Yes. Run Over by a Van marked "Children" that was driven by the Arrow'd Guy. No. He Only Dies.

Issue #3

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
So and So. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Attacked by a swarm of Possums.
Teh Ugly One. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. MSG'd! Her stomach later feels better.

Issue #4

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. Yes. CEREBELLUM'd! No. She Only Dies.
So and So. No. She Only Get Hurt. Yes. Falls down a bottomless pit. Presumably dies of starvation (as noted by What's Her Face), but this is not shown and thus it can be assumed that she only gets hurt and does not die.
What's Her Face. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Crushed by a huge triangular weight with the words "NO pounds" written on it.
Teh Ugly One. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Crushed by a bag of potatoes with the words "YOU'RE NOT potatoes" written on them.

Issue #5

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. Yes. Sailing Mishap'd! No. She Only Dies.
So and So. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
Teh Ugly One. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Sticks her head in the sand.

Issue #6

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
So and So. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. No. She Only Gets Hurt. Yes. Attacked by a Wave of Babies.
Teh Ugly One. No. No Death. No. No Injuries.

Issue #7

Girl/Boy. Does She/He Die? How Does She/He Die? Does She/He Get Hurt? How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. Yes. Squished (teeny tiny girl), Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl). No. No Injuries.
So and So. Yes. Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl). Yes. Taken away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl).
What's Her Face. Yes. Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl). Yes. Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl).
Teh Ugly One. Yes. Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl). Yes. Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl).
Tompkins. Yes. Dies Somehow (Torso Takes Silver). No. He Only Dies (somehow)]].

Issue #8

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. Yes. Eaten Alive (offscreen) by her New Backup Band (a shark). No. No Injuries.
So and So. Yes. Twelve Sided Died'd (oh, that's rough)! No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. Yes. Eaten by her New Seaworthy Bass (a shark). No. No Injuries.
Teh Ugly One. Yes. Floor Tom'd! Step Mom'd!! Pom Pom'd? No. No Injuries.

Issue #9

Girl/Old Man. Does She/He Die? How Does She/He Die? Does She/He Get Hurt? How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. Yes. Run Over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl. No. No Injuries.
So and So. Yes. Bad Review'd by the Arrow'd Guy. No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. Yes. Eats a Heaping Bowl of Staple Sauce. No. No Injuries.
Teh Ugly One. Yes. Boaw! From!! Froosh!!! No. No Injuries.
Mr. Pitters. Yes. Eaten by two Vultures (tastes quite good, quite good). No. No Injuries.

Issue #10

Girl. Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader. Yes. Caber Toss'd (only 23 metres)!, Killed off at the end. No. No Injuries.
So and So. Yes. PØWN'd!, Killed off at the end No. No Injuries.
What's Her Face. Yes. LATHE'd! by A Mighty Warrior, Killed off at the end. No. No Injuries.
Teh Ugly One. Yes. Killed off at the end. No. No Injuries.

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