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(Sorry I haven't been doing much, but I've been busy and things won't go back to normal until late March or early April (it's the time of year where the schools do state testing so we're studying a lot)
(After a long period of Social Studies projects, Mid-Term Testing and a Spring Break beach vacation, I'm back.)
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<div class="usermessage">You Have [[Special:Random|<span class="plainlinks neverexpand">Infinity New Messages</span>]]. ([[Special:Random|<span class="plainlinks neverexpand">Weclome to Winter</span>]]!)</div>
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<div class="usermessage">You Have [[Special:Random|<span class="plainlinks neverexpand">Infinity New Messages</span>]]. ([[Special:Random|<span class="plainlinks neverexpand">Seriously, Pom Pom, seriously</span>]]!)</div>
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[[Image:Gooblies_Pet_Lobster.PNG|thumb|My "self portrait". Not really what I look like, though.]]
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[[Image:Gooblies_Pet_Lobster.PNG|thumb|Gooblies says "Hi".]]
= Some Info About Me =
= Some Info About Me =
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I'm Crab Attack1999. I live in Maine, so I see a lot of lobsters. Lobsters are my second favorite animal, crabs being my first.  
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I've been pretty busy since February and I went on vacation to the beach for spring break. Stayed in a beach house with my family and my friend and his family. But I'm back to do some [[spring cleaning]].
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== "Important" Contributions ==
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= This Week's Quote =
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*I was first to add "Gentlemadies" to the [[Portmanteau]]s section. November 10, 2009.
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= Quote(s) of the Week =
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[[Strong Bad Email#Trivia|Updated Whenevs]]
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[[Strong Bad Email#Trivia|Updated Mondays]]
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Last Updated: 04/20/10
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Last Updated: 01/26/2010
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Quote: "I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title I'm done take me off the air! TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!"
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Quote: "Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people. Come one palm tree. I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich! {atari seagull beeps} You shut yer' face!"
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From: [[yes, wrestling]]
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From: [[Weclome Back]]
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Character: [[Strong Bad|S. Bad]]
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Character: http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/c/c4/qod_4_-_bubs.PNG
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== New Quote(s) of the Week ==
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== NewsCrap (formally known as NewsCorp) ==
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*Sorry change in plans. Bubs quote this week. The Homestar Runner on February 8<sup>th</sup> (a special st. valentines day quote). Strong Mad on Feb.22<sup>nd</sup>. Strong Sad on March 1<sup>st</sup> and then Coach Z on March 8<sup>th</sup> or 15<sup>th</sup>.
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*It's been HIATUS'D! from Jan.25 to Apr.20 due to all types of crazy crap. But I'm back so here's a quote about being taken off the air.
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|align="center"|''[[Bubs]]''
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|align="center"|"Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people. <br> Come on palm tree. <br> I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich!" <br> (8-bit seagull beeps) <br> "You shut yer' face!"
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|align="center"|01/25/2010
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|align="center"|''[[Weclome Back]]''
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= Other Stuff =
 
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It Is Currently: {{CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}.
 
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Alternate Sig: <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS; color:#FF0000">C<sup>rab</sup> A<sup>ttack</sup> 1<sup>999</sup></span>
 
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April Fools' Day Sig #1: <span style="font-family:Bauhaus 93; color:#F00">uɐwqɐɹɔ</span>
 
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April Fools' Day Sig #2: <span style="color:#F00">cra</span><span style="font-family:Bauhaus 93; color:#F00">bm</span><span style="color:#F00">a</span><span style="font-family:Bauhaus 93; color:#F00">n</span>
 
== Teen Girl Squad Deaths ==
== Teen Girl Squad Deaths ==
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Guess I'll preserve this for now. It'd be ashame for all this to go to waste. I'll think of something to do with this soon enough.
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A list on whether or not each Girl dies in each Issue.
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=== Issue #1 ===
=== Issue #1 ===
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== Personal Photo<s>Dump</s>Box ==
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== meh. ==
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This is my Personal Photo<s>Dump</s>Box.
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This is where my Personal Images go.<br>Yup, they're both here. Lurker Shark Attack and ASCII Lobster are both here.<br>Oh, and some of my userboxes are here too.
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF0000 | codebkgd=#FF0000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Crab_Attack1999s_Lobsta_Man.PNG|40px]] | msg=Sometimes this user<br>can be '''[[Gooblies|A Little]] [[Europa-pean Lobster|Crabby]]'''.}}
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF0000 | codebkgd=#FF0000 | codecolor=#000000 | code=[[Image:Crab_Attack1999s_Lobsta_Man.PNG|40px]] | msg=Sometimes this user<br>can be '''[[Gooblies|A Little]] [[Europa-pean Lobster|Crabby]]'''.}}
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{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#DA7536 | codebkgd=#DA7536 | codecolor=#000000 | code=KL | msg=This User does not have<br>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band|Kinda Long Hair]] anymore.'''}}
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[[Image:Lurker_Shark_Attack.jpg|thumb|Be careful swimming in the open ocean. Lurker Sharks out there, you know. Jak has encountered one just now. It sure would suck to be Jak right now. Wouldn't it?]]
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[[Image:Lurker_Shark_Attack.jpg|thumb|Swim for your lives! It's Ugly Jaws!]]
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[[Image:Crab_Attack1999_ASCII_Lobster.PNG|thumb|My friend made this for me.]]
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[[Image:Crab_Attack1999_ASCII_Lobster.PNG|thumb|4RT 84ND1T 5TR1K35 4G41N!]]

Revision as of 19:17, 20 April 2010

You Have Infinity New Messages. (Seriously, Pom Pom, seriously!)
Gooblies says "Hi".

Some Info About Me

I've been pretty busy since February and I went on vacation to the beach for spring break. Stayed in a beach house with my family and my friend and his family. But I'm back to do some spring cleaning.

This Week's Quote

Updated Whenevs

Last Updated: 04/20/10

Quote: "I didn't climb the mountains and breathe the facepainted fumes just to let you two walk away with the title I'm done take me off the air! TAKE ME OFF THE AIR!!!"

From: yes, wrestling

Character: S. Bad


NewsCrap (formally known as NewsCorp)

  • It's been HIATUS'D! from Jan.25 to Apr.20 due to all types of crazy crap. But I'm back so here's a quote about being taken off the air.


List of Quotes

Week Character Quote Date From
1 Strong Bad "I'm Gonna Go...Place." 11/10/2009 Sbemail 99
2 The KOT "I know how to use toilet
paper. Let me try." 		11/17/2009 'Ween 03
3 Strong Bad "And I can definately arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you list my services as an "Event Coordinater". A-heh-heh-heh
heh-heh-heh-HEM." 		11/24/2009 Sbemail 205
4 Puppet Doreauxgard "Well...sounds like you better protect yourself. Bag of doorknobs. Bag of doors, if you can manage it!" 12/01/2009 Puppets and Piles
5 That Horrible Painting "That guy has serious problems." 12/08/2009 'Ween 07
5 Senor Cardgage "One o' them said they'd
buy me lunch,
but I don't see nobody
taking me to Chick-Fil-A." 		12/08/2009 Senor Mortgage
5 Freaky Marzipan "I think we're gonna
become fast friends." 		12/08/2009 'Ween 05
6 Bubs "Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!" 12/13/2009 X-mas '04
7 Homsar "AaAaAaAaAahhhhh! Step right up, I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!
Don't forget your tapesicle!" 		12/21/2009 Homestar Ruiner
8 Homestar Runner "Everyone loves the me!
I'm a terrific athelete." 		01/04/2010 Strongest Man In the World
9 So and So "I was on every comitee ever. It's called Priggity Prizom Thugchantment at the Cloughb." 01/11/2010 TGS 15
10 Stinkoman "Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, call me on my cell phoooone!" 01/18/2010 MAMv8
11 Bubs "Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people.
Come on palm tree.
I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich!"
(8-bit seagull beeps)
"You shut yer' face!" 		01/25/2010 Weclome Back


Teen Girl Squad Deaths

Guess I'll preserve this for now. It'd be ashame for all this to go to waste. I'll think of something to do with this soon enough.

Issue #1

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader No Doesn't Die No Doesn't Get Hurt
So and So Yes Zapped by Visor Robot No She Only Dies
What's Her Face Yes Punted by a Dinosaur No She Only Dies
Teh Ugly One Yes Arrow'd by the Arrow'd Guy No She Only Dies

Issue #2

Girl/Boy Does She/He Die? How Does She/He Die? Does She/He Get Hurt? How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Grasp'd by a Huge Bat
So and So No No Death No No Injuries
What's Her Face No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Thomas hits her with a Bat
Teh Ugly One No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Swooped away by a Vulture
No "I" In Team Boy Yes Run Over by a Van marked "Children" that was droven by the Arrow'd Guy No He Only Dies

Issue #3

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader No No Death No No Injuries
So and So No No Death No No Injuries
What's Her Face No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Attacked by a swarm of Possums
Teh Ugly One No She Only Gets Hurt Yes MSG'd!!

Issue #4

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader Yes CEREBELLUM'd!! No She Only Dies
So and So No She Only Get Hurt Yes Falls down a bottomless pit
What's Her Face No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Crushed by NO pounds
Teh Ugly One No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Crushed by YOU'RE NOT potatoes

Issue #5

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader Yes Sailing Mishap'd!! No She Only Dies
So and So No No Death No No Injuries
What's Her Face No No Death No No Injuries
Teh Ugly One No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Sticks her head in the sand

Issue #6

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader No No Death No No Injuries
So and So No No Death No No Injuries
What's Her Face No She Only Gets Hurt Yes Attacked by a Wave of Babies
Teh Ugly One No No Death No No Injuries

Issue #7

Girl/Boy Does She/He Die? How Does She/He Die? Does She/He Get Hurt? How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader Yes Squished (teeny tiny girl); Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl) No No Injuries
So and So Yes Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl) Yes Taken away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)
What's Her Face Yes Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl) Yes Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)
Teh Ugly One Yes Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl) Yes Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)
Tompkins Yes Dies Somehow (Torso Takes Silver) No He Only Dies (somehow)]]

Issue #8

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader Yes Eaten Alive (offscreen) by her New Backup Band (a shark) No No Injuries
So and So Yes Twelve Sided Died'd (oh, that's rough)!! No No Injuries
What's Her Face Yes Eaten by her New Seaworthy Bass (a shark) No No Injuries
Teh Ugly One Yes Floor Tom'd! Step Mom'd!! Pom Pom'd? No No Injuries

Issue #9

Girl/Man Does She/He Die? How Does She/He Die? Does She/He Get Hurt? How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader Yes Run Over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl No No Injuries
So and So Yes Bad Review'd by the Arrow'd Guy No No Injuries
What's Her Face Yes Eats a Heaping Bowl of Staple Sauce No No Injuries
Teh Ugly One Yes Boaw! From!! Froosh!!! No No Injuries
Mr. Pitters Yes Eaten by two Vultures (tastes quite good, quite good) No No Injuries

Issue #10

Girl Does She Die? How Does She Die? Does She Get Hurt? How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader Yes Caber Toss'd (only 23 metres)!!; Killed off at the end No No Injuries
So and So Yes PØWN'd!!; Killed off at the end No No Injuries
What's Her Face Yes LATHE'd by A Mighty Warrior; Killed off at the end No No Injuries
Teh Ugly One Yes Killed off at the end No No Injuries'

meh.

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Sometimes this user
can be A Little Crabby.
KL This User does not have
Kinda Long Hair anymore.
Swim for your lives! It's Ugly Jaws!
4RT 84ND1T 5TR1K35 4G41N!
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