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You Have Infinity New Messages. (Weclome to Winter!)

My "self portrait". Not really what I look like, though.

Some Info About Me

I'm Crab Attack1999. I live in Maine, so I see a lot of lobsters. Lobsters are my second favorite animal, crabs being my first.

"Important" Contributions

I was first to add "Gentlemadies" to the Portmanteaus section. November 10, 2009.

Quote(s) of the Week

Updated Mondays

Last Updated: 01/26/2010

Quote: "Buh-Loh-Ney! Come on, people. Come one palm tree. I'mtryingtosellabaloneysammich! {atari seagull beeps} You shut yer' face!"

From: Weclome Back

Character:

New Quote(s) of the Week

Sorry change in plans. Bubs quote this week. The Homestar Runner on February 8^th (a special st. valentines day quote). Strong Mad on Feb.22^nd. Strong Sad on March 1^st and then Coach Z on March 8^th or 15^th.

List of Quotes

Week	Character	Quote	Date	From
1	Strong Bad	"I'm Gonna Go...Place."	11/10/2009	Sbemail 99
2	The KOT	"I know how to use toilet paper. Let me try."	11/17/2009	'Ween 03
3	Strong Bad	"And I can definately arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you list my services as an "Event Coordinater". A-heh-heh-heh heh-heh-heh-HEM."	11/24/2009	Sbemail 205
4	Puppet Doreauxgard	"Well...sounds like you better protect yourself. Bag of doorknobs. Bag of doors, if you can manage it!"	12/01/2009	Puppets and Piles
5	That Horrible Painting	"That guy has serious problems."	12/08/2009	'Ween 07
5	Senor Cardgage	"One o' them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-Fil-A."	12/08/2009	Senor Mortgage
5	Freaky Marzipan	"I think we're gonna become fast friends."	12/08/2009	'Ween 05
6	Bubs	"Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!"	12/13/2009	X-mas '04
7	Homsar	"AaAaAaAaAahhhhh! Step right up, I'm a crudely drawn cupcake! Don't forget your tapesicle!"	12/21/2009	Homestar Ruiner
8	Homestar Runner	"Everyone loves the me! I'm a terrific athelete."	01/04/2010	Strongest Man In the World
9	So and So	"I was on every comitee ever. It's called Priggity Prizom Thugchantment at the Cloughb."	01/11/2010	TGS 15
10	Stinkoman	"Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, call me on my cell phoooone!"	01/18/2010	MAMv8

Other Stuff

It Is Currently: Thursday, June 26, 2025.

Alternate Sig: C^rab A^ttack 1⁹⁹⁹

April Fools' Day Sig #1: uɐwqɐɹɔ

April Fools' Day Sig #2: crabman

Teen Girl Squad Deaths

A list on whether or not each Girl dies in each Issue.

Issue #1

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	No	Doesn't Die	No	Doesn't Get Hurt
So and So	Yes	Zapped by Visor Robot	No	She Only Dies
What's Her Face	Yes	Punted by a Dinosaur	No	She Only Dies
Teh Ugly One	Yes	Arrow'd by the Arrow'd Guy	No	She Only Dies

Issue #2

Girl/Boy	Does She/He Die?	How Does She/He Die?	Does She/He Get Hurt?	How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Grasp'd by a Huge Bat
So and So	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Thomas hits her with a Bat
Teh Ugly One	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Swooped away by a Vulture
No "I" In Team Boy	Yes	Run Over by a Van marked "Children" that was droven by the Arrow'd Guy	No	He Only Dies

Issue #3

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
So and So	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Attacked by a swarm of Possums
Teh Ugly One	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	MSG'd!!

Issue #4

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	Yes	CEREBELLUM'd!!	No	She Only Dies
So and So	No	She Only Get Hurt	Yes	Falls down a bottomless pit
What's Her Face	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Crushed by NO pounds
Teh Ugly One	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Crushed by YOU'RE NOT potatoes

Issue #5

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	Yes	Sailing Mishap'd!!	No	She Only Dies
So and So	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
Teh Ugly One	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Sticks her head in the sand

Issue #6

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
So and So	No	No Death	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	No	She Only Gets Hurt	Yes	Attacked by a Wave of Babies
Teh Ugly One	No	No Death	No	No Injuries

Issue #7

Girl/Boy	Does She/He Die?	How Does She/He Die?	Does She/He Get Hurt?	How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	Yes	Squished (teeny tiny girl); Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)	No	No Injuries
So and So	Yes	Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)	Yes	Taken away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)
What's Her Face	Yes	Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)	Yes	Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)
Teh Ugly One	Yes	Eaten by the Arrow'd Guy (teen girl)	Yes	Taken Away by Mrs. Commanderson (teeny tiny girl)
Tompkins	Yes	Dies Somehow (Torso Takes Silver)	No	He Only Dies (somehow)]]

Issue #8

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	Yes	Eaten Alive (offscreen) by her New Backup Band (a shark)	No	No Injuries
So and So	Yes	Twelve Sided Died'd (oh, that's rough)!!	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	Yes	Eaten by her New Seaworthy Bass (a shark)	No	No Injuries
Teh Ugly One	Yes	Floor Tom'd! Step Mom'd!! Pom Pom'd?	No	No Injuries

Issue #9

Girl/Man	Does She/He Die?	How Does She/He Die?	Does She/He Get Hurt?	How Does She/He Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	Yes	Run Over by Crazy Learner's Permit Girl	No	No Injuries
So and So	Yes	Bad Review'd by the Arrow'd Guy	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	Yes	Eats a Heaping Bowl of Staple Sauce	No	No Injuries
Teh Ugly One	Yes	Boaw! From!! Froosh!!!	No	No Injuries
Mr. Pitters	Yes	Eaten by two Vultures (tastes quite good, quite good)	No	No Injuries

Issue #10

Girl	Does She Die?	How Does She Die?	Does She Get Hurt?	How Does She Get Hurt?
Cheerleader	Yes	Caber Toss'd (only 23 metres)!!; Killed off at the end	No	No Injuries
So and So	Yes	PØWN'd!!; Killed off at the end	No	No Injuries
What's Her Face	Yes	LATHE'd by A Mighty Warrior; Killed off at the end	No	No Injuries
Teh Ugly One	Yes	Killed off at the end	No	No Injuries'

Personal PhotoDumpBox

This is my Personal Photo~~Dump~~Box. This is where my Personal Images go.
Yup, they're both here. Lurker Shark Attack and ASCII Lobster are both here.
Oh, and some of my userboxes are here too.

HRWiki:Userboxes

Sometimes this user
can be A Little Crabby.

KL	This User has Kinda Long Hair.

The Deuce

This User is a
Two-Armed Whitey.

Be careful swimming in the open ocean. Lurker Sharks out there, you know. Jak has encountered one just now. It sure would suck to be Jak right now. Wouldn't it?

My friend made this for me.

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 == New Quote(s) of the Week ==
-*Sorry change in plans. Bubs quote this week. Coach Z next week. Strong Mad after. Strong Sad after that and then The Homestar Runner.
+*Sorry change in plans. Bubs quote this week. The Homestar Runner on February 8<sup>th</sup> (a special st. valentines day quote). Strong Mad on Feb.22<sup>nd</sup>. Strong Sad on March 1<sup>st</sup> and then Coach Z on March 8<sup>th</sup> or 15<sup>th</sup>.
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