Characters' Injuries

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*[[Original Book]] — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant [[grapes]].
*[[Original Book]] — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant [[grapes]].
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
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*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Mad drops a keg of melonade on his shoulders.
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*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Mad drops a keg of [[melonade]] on his shoulders.
*[[Accent]] — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
*[[Accent]] — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
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*Email [[lady...ing]] — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
*Email [[original]] — [[Bubs]] punches Strong Bad several times.
*Email [[original]] — [[Bubs]] punches Strong Bad several times.
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*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — [[The Cheat]] strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad is thrown out the window of [[The King of Town's Castle]] multiple times, possibly causing him "[[Spoonerisms|drain bamage]]."
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad's explosive collar explodes when Strong bad tries to leave his house in the first part of the game.  Strangely, the explosion does no apparent physical damage to Strong Bad's body, or the collar itself.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad is beaten and electrocuted in various ways. The player is required to abuse Strong Bad in [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough#Strong Bad Abuse|as many ways they can]] to obtain the maximum score.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad is beaten and electrocuted in various ways. The player is required to abuse Strong Bad in [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough#Strong Bad Abuse|as many ways they can]] to obtain the maximum score.
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*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — [[The Cheat]] strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).
===[[The Cheat]]===
===[[The Cheat]]===

Revision as of 00:31, 15 April 2009

This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

Throughout the course of Homestar Runner, many characters have sustained various injuries.

Contents

Homestar Runner

Strong Bad

  • Original Book — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant grapes.
  • Marshmallow's Last Stand — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
  • Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True — Strong Mad drops a keg of melonade on his shoulders.
  • Accent — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
  • Email unused emails — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
  • Email pom pom — Strong Bad is repeatedly punched and kicked by Pom Pom after he tries to stab Pom Pom.
  • Email keep coolHomestar Runner falls through the roof of the computer room onto Strong Bad, snapping his neck against the leg of the stool. Strong Bad, seemingly paralyzed, simply twitches his arm and mutters: "I... breaky... spiney..."
  • Email lady...ing — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
  • Email originalBubs punches Strong Bad several times.
  • Homestar Ruiner — Strong Bad is thrown out the window of The King of Town's Castle multiple times, possibly causing him "drain bamage."
  • Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad's explosive collar explodes when Strong bad tries to leave his house in the first part of the game. Strangely, the explosion does no apparent physical damage to Strong Bad's body, or the collar itself.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad is beaten and electrocuted in various ways. The player is required to abuse Strong Bad in as many ways they can to obtain the maximum score.
  • A Death-Defying DecemberweenThe Cheat strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).

The Cheat

  • The Cheat is often subject to kicking.

Strong Mad

Strong Sad

  • Theme Song VideoStrong Bad throws a Big Knife at Strong Sad. However, the scene is cut before the knife hits him, so it is unknown how badly Strong Sad was injured.
  • Email 1 step ahead — Strong Sad gets pegged by dodge balls and is covered in live red ants.
  • Email your friends — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
  • Strong Sad's LamentStrong Mad punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh."
  • Email stunt double — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of Dangeresque, is violently punched across the room by Strong Mad, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. Later, the Heavy Lourde is dropped on Strong Sad's head, breaking his neck (according to him).
  • Email dateStrong Mad punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
  • Email origins — It is implied that Lil' Strong Bad drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
  • Email slumber party Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, Strong Bad threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
  • Hremail 2000 (Easter Egg) — Strong Bad wears a pair of "foot pelts" resembling Strong Sad's soolnds, implying that he cut them off.
  • Email cheat talkStrong Bad strikes Strong Sad in the stomach with his keyboard.

Pom Pom

Marzipan

  • Email your friends — It is implied that Strong Bad attempts to cut Marzipan's hands (if she has any) with a saw blade. It is unknown whether or not he succeeds.

Coach Z

Bubs

The King of Town

  • Email your friends — Like Bubs, The King of Town is smashed over the head with Strong Bad's Golden Record for Everybody To The Limit.
  • Email the bet — It is implied that Strong Bad drops a Typing Tutor Turbo arcade machine on The King of Town. However, the scene is cut before Strong bad drops the machine, so it is possible that the King of Town was left unharmed.
  • Email diorama — Strong Bad rips out tufts of the King of Town's beard, causing him to bleed.
  • Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town accidentally eats his own foot (again).

Homsar

The Sad Kids

Visor Robot

The Goblin

  • Homestarloween Party — The Goblin is crushed by a robot.

See Also