User:The Chort

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"Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore."
In Memoriam
- The Paper -
2001 — June 11 2007
(Inkjet? More like STINKjet!)

Introduction

Hey, there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z. I'm just another Homestar Runner fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005, (I think) when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. So I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this Trogdor guy. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.) It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed.

About Me

I'm male and I'm 16 years old (that's just a little less than 17!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to waste spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and also proofchecking articles. You know, just doing little edits. In addition, whenever anything new is released, I'll eventually get round to comparing the transcript with the actual toon so I can add any little details left out. I also vote on STUFF and enjoy going through the new images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. And...yeah...that's about it...Good day.

Favourite Quotes

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Screenshot Thing Title Obligatory Quote
Strong Bad Email for kids "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Big Toon A Folky Tale "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!"
Powered By The Cheat mile "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
Puppet Stuff Biz Cas Fri 2 "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
Holiday Toon(s) Decemberween In July "Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
20X6 Under Construction "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
Main Page Main Page 11 "Today's forecast is total crap!"
"Game" Super Kingio Brothers "My life is a joke."
Easter Egg kids' book, "book" Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode.
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