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Revision as of 20:08, 24 February 2007

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"Secret identities aren't just for superheroes and Garth Brooks anymore."

Introduction

Hey, there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z (although I still try). I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.) It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed.

About Me

I'm male and I'm 16 years old (that's just a little less than 17!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to waste spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. In addition, whenever a new Strong Bad Email is released, I'll eventually get round to comparing the transcript with the actual toon so I can add any little details left out. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.

Favourite Quotes

HRWiki:Userboxes
This user misses The Paper. :'-(
This user is British.
This user was recently converted to Mozilla Firefox 'cause it's fab!
RC This user likes to drop by Recent Changes every now and then.
RV This user reverts vandalism and bad edits.
This user enjoys tasering that gnome gnome work.
This user's favourite character is Crack Stuntman. Yes.
THIS USER JUST HATES THAT FWEAKIN' MARSHMALLOW SO MUCH!
This user does NOT miss Original Principal Skinner Bubs.
This user sees the goat as half-dead.
This user thinks The Chort is not a good Username. He's still going to keep it, though.
Get outta here, Nebulon! This user doesn't like your style!
Oh, this user will TELL you what he thinks of Strong Bad!
Hey! Quit bitin' this user's style!
Screenshot Thing Title Obligatory Quote
Strong Bad Email for kids "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Big Toon A Folky Tale "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!!"
Powered By The Cheat mile "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
Puppet Stuff Biz Cas Fri 2 "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..."
Holiday Toon(s) Decemberween In July "Greta is making cookies. feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
20X6 Under Construction "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
Main Page Main Page 11 "Today's forecast is total crap!"
"Game" Super Kingio Brothers "My life is a joke."
Easter Egg kids' book, "book" "Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode."
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