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'''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad_email.exe_Disc_One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad DVD]].  It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 emails (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email).
'''Email Intros''' is a video on [[strongbad_email.exe_Disc_One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad email.exe|Strong Bad DVD]].  It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 emails (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email).
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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! Number !! Email !! Intro
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|-
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| <center>1</center> || <center>[[some kinda robot]]</center> || Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
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|-
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| <center>2</center> || <center>[[homsar]]</center> || I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
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|-
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| <center>3</center> || <center>[[butt IQ]]</center> || Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
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|-
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| <center>4</center> || <center>[[homestar hair]]</center> || I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
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|-
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| <center>5</center> || <center>[[making out]]</center> || Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
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|-
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| <center>6</center> || <center>[[depressio]]</center> || I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
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|-
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| <center>7</center> || <center>[[halloweener]]</center> || I am going to check my email.
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|-
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| <center>8</center> || <center>[[brianrietta]]</center> || I remember the time when I checked my email.
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|-
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| <center>9</center> || <center>[[i love you]]</center> || I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
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|-
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| <center>10</center> || <center>[[trevor the vampire]]</center> || I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
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|-
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| <center>11</center> || <center>[[i rule]]</center> || Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
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|-
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| <center>12</center> || <center>[[credit card]]</center> || Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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|-
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| <center>13</center> || <center>[[i she be]]</center> || Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
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|-
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| <center>14</center> || <center>[[duck pond]]</center> || Must...check...email...
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|-
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| <center>15</center> || <center>[[the basics]]</center> || Everybody...check your email...
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|-
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| <center>16</center> || <center>[[band names]]</center> || Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
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|-
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| <center>17</center> || <center>[[studying]]</center> || Whoa! Electronic mail!
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|-
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| <center>18</center> || <center>[[stand-up]]</center> || Something has compelled me to check my email.
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|-
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| <center>19</center> || <center>[[tape-leg]]</center> || Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
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|-
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| <center>20</center> || <center>[[spring cleaning]]</center> || Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
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|-
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| <center>21</center> || <center>[[cartoon]]</center> || This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
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|-
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| <center>22</center> || <center>[[sb_email 22]]</center> || Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
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|-
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| <center>23</center> || <center>[[little animal]]</center> || Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
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|-
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| <center>24</center> || <center>[[the bird]]</center> || Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
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|-
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| <center>25</center> || <center>[[super powers]]</center> || Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
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|-
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| <center>26</center> || <center>[[CGNU]]</center> || Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
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|-
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| <center>27</center> || <center>[[3 Wishes]]</center> || I got an email. I got an awesome email.
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|-
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| <center>28</center> || <center>[[1 step ahead]]</center> || This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
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|-
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| <center>29</center> || <center>[[superhero name]]</center> || All these...emails...I don't understand.
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|-
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| <center>30</center> || <center>[[12:00]]</center> || I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
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|-
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| <center>31</center> || <center>[[sugarbob]]</center> || Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
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|-
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| <center>32</center> || <center>[[flag day]]</center> || Rabilla dabilla check e-mail.
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|-
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| <center>33</center> || <center>[[gimmicks]]</center> || Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
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|-
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| <center>34</center> || <center>[[weird dream]]</center> || Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.
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|-
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| <center>35</center> || <center>[[sisters]]</center> || Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
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|-
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| <center>36</center> || <center>[[guitar]]</center> || Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
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|-
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| <center>37</center> || <center>[[dullard]]</center> || Mmmmm... fresh emails...
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|-
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| <center>38</center> || <center>[[helium]]</center> || Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
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|-
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| <center>39</center> || <center>[[property of ones]]</center> || Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
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|-
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| <center>40</center> || <center>[[vacation]]</center> || Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
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|-
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| <center>41</center> || <center>[[invisibility]]</center> || I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking!
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|-
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| <center>42</center> || <center>[[action figure]]</center> || Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
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|-
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| <center>43</center> || <center>[[little questions]]</center> || All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
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|-
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| <center>44</center> || <center>[[lures & jigs]]</center> || I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
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|-
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| <center>45</center> || <center>[[techno]]</center> || It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.
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|-
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| <center>46</center> || <center>[[your friends]]</center> || ''{clears throat}'' E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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|-
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| <center>47</center> || <center>[[new hands]]</center> || Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
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|-
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| <center>48</center> || <center>[[ghosts]]</center> || Boy, is it ever Monday.
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|-
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| <center>49</center> || <center>[[theme party]]</center> || Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
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|-
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| <center>50</center> || <center>[[50 emails]]</center> || Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
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|-
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| <center>51</center> || <center>[[website]]</center> || Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
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|-
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| <center>52</center> || <center>[[island]]</center> || Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
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|-
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| <center>53</center> || <center>[[comic]]</center> || In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
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|-
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| <center>54</center> || <center>[[morning routine]]</center> || Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.
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|-
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| <center>55</center> || <center>[[cheat talk]]</center> || Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
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|-
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| <center>56</center> || <center>[[current status]]</center> || Oh! The e-mail!
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|-
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| <center>57</center> || <center>[[japanese cartoon]]</center> || So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
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|-
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| <center>58</center> || <center>[[dragon]]</center> || Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
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|-
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| <center>59</center> || <center>[[marzipan]]</center> || There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
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|-
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| <center>60</center> || <center>[[huttah!]]</center> || Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
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|-
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| <center>61</center> || <center>[[monster truck]]</center> || Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
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|-
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| <center>62</center> || <center>[[interview]]</center> || Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
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|-
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| <center>63</center> || <center>[[fingers]]</center> || Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
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|-
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| <center>64</center> || <center>[[english paper]]</center> || Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
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|-
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| <center>65</center> || <center>[[unused emails]]</center> || Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
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|-
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| <center>66</center> || <center>[[the show]]</center> || Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
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|-
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| <center>67</center> || <center>[[autobiography]]</center> || This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
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|-
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| <center>68</center> || <center>[[caper]]</center> || strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
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|-
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| <center>69</center> || <center>[[personal favorites]]</center> || OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}''  Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
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|-
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| <center>70</center> || <center>[[big white face]]</center> || Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
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|-
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| <center>71</center> || <center>[[2 emails]]</center> || What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
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|-
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| <center>72</center> || <center>[[crazy cartoon]]</center> || I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.
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|-
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| <center>73</center> || <center>[[mascot]]</center> || Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
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|-
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| <center>74</center> || <center>[[privileges]]</center> || Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
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|-
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| <center>75</center> || <center>[[funny]]</center> || Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'  uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
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|-
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| <center>76</center> || <center>[[sibbie]]</center> || Email! Email! Email! Email!
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|-
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| <center>77</center> || <center>[[suntan]]</center> || I met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail!
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|-
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| <center>78</center> || <center>[[anything]]</center> || '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
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|-
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| <center>79</center> || <center>[[the process]]</center> || My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
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|-
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| <center>80</center> || <center>[[stunt double]]</center> || Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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|-
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| <center>81</center> || <center>[[date]]</center> || Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.
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|-
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| <center>82</center> || <center>[[impression]]</center> || Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
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|-
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| <center>83</center> || <center>[[labor day]]</center> || Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
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|-
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| <center>84</center> || <center>[[kids' book]]</center> || Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.
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|-
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| <center>85</center> || <center>[[2 years]]</center> || Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
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|-
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| <center>86</center> || <center>[[no loafing]]</center> || Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
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|-
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| <center>87</center> || <center>[[mile]]</center> || '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
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|-
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| <center>88</center> || <center>[[couch patch]]</center> || I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe
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|-
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| <center>89</center> || <center>[[local news]]</center> || It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
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|-
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| <center>90</center> || <center>[[colonization]]</center> || Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
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|-
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| <center>91</center> || <center>[[caffeine]]</center> || And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
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|-
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| <center>92</center> || <center>[[kind of cool]]</center> || Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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|-
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| <center>93</center> || <center>[[army]]</center> || Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
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|-
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| <center>94</center> || <center>[[video games]]</center> || Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
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|-
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| <center>95</center> || <center>[[the bet]]</center> || Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!
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|-
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| <center>96</center> || <center>[[lackey]]</center> || So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
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|-
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| <center>97</center> || <center>[[monument]]</center> || Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
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|-
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| <center>98</center> || <center>[[stupid stuff]]</center> || Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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|-
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| <center>99</center> || <center>[[different town]]</center> || Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
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| <center>100</center> || <center>[[flashback]]</center> || ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
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== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==

Revision as of 16:26, 28 January 2006

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Email Intros is a video on Disc 1 of the Strong Bad DVD. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the first 100 emails (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email).

Number Email Intro
1
some kinda robot
 Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
2
homsar
 I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
3
butt IQ
 Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
4
homestar hair
 I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
5
making out
 Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
6
depressio
 I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
7
halloweener
 I am going to check my email.
8
brianrietta
 I remember the time when I checked my email.
9
i love you
 I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
10
trevor the vampire
 I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
11
i rule
 Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
12
credit card
 Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13
i she be
 Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
14
duck pond
 Must...check...email...
15
the basics
 Everybody...check your email...
16
band names
 Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
17
studying
 Whoa! Electronic mail!
18
stand-up
 Something has compelled me to check my email.
19
tape-leg
 Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
20
spring cleaning
 Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
21
cartoon
 This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
22
sb_email 22
 Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
23
little animal
 Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
24
the bird
 Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
25
super powers
 Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
26
CGNU
 Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
27
3 Wishes
 I got an email. I got an awesome email.
28
1 step ahead
 This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
29
superhero name
 All these...emails...I don't understand.
30
12:00
 I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
31
sugarbob
 Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
32
flag day
 Rabilla dabilla check e-mail.
33
gimmicks
 Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
34
weird dream
 Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.
35
sisters
 Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
36
guitar
 Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
37
dullard
 Mmmmm... fresh emails...
38
helium
 Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll..
39
property of ones
 Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
40
vacation
 Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
41
invisibility
 I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking!
42
action figure
 Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
43
little questions
 All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
44
lures & jigs
 I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
45
techno
 It's the e-mail, the e-mail, what what, the e-mail.
46
your friends
 {clears throat} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47
new hands
 Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
48
ghosts
 Boy, is it ever Monday.
49
theme party
 Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
50
50 emails
 Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
51
website
 Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
52
island
 Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
53
comic
 In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
54
morning routine
 Augh. My mouth tastes like...emails.
55
cheat talk
 Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
56
current status
 Oh! The e-mail!
57
japanese cartoon
 So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
58
dragon
 Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
59
marzipan
 There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
60
huttah!
 Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
61
monster truck
 Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
62
interview
 Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
63
fingers
 Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
64
english paper
 Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
65
unused emails
 Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
66
the show
 Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
67
autobiography
 This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
68
caper
 strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
69
personal favorites
 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?
70
big white face
 Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
71
2 emails
 What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
72
crazy cartoon
 I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.
73
mascot
 Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
74
privileges
 Ooh hoo hoo hoo E-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
75
funny
 Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
76
sibbie
 Email! Email! Email! Email!
77
suntan
 I met her in the summertime. Her name was...e-mail!
78
anything
 HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
79
the process
 My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
80
stunt double
 Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
81
date
 Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dib! Tick.
82
impression
 Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
83
labor day
 Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
84
kids' book
 Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbe-mail.
85
2 years
 Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
86
no loafing
 Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
87
mile
 POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
88
couch patch
 I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe
89
local news
 It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
90
colonization
 Email me don't email me, email me don't email me.
91
caffeine
 And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
92
kind of cool
 Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
93
army
 Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
94
video games
 Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls. And no toilet.
95
the bet
 Come on, big money! Big money! And.....email!
96
lackey
 So innocent and email free.... That's you 'n me.
97
monument
 Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
98
stupid stuff
 Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
99
different town
 Check your email and check your email. Check check your email and and check check your your e e e mail mail
100
flashback
 ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • The first seven email intros have Strong Bad's head in different places.
  • Strong Bad's eyes don't get the gleam after the eighth intro.

See also

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