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[[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]]
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'''Cold One''' is the most popular (and likely the only) brand of beer in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
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'''Cold One''' is the most popular (and likely the only) brand of beer in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
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*''Cold One Ice'' – Thrown on a [[Cow Lamp|moose lamp]].
*''Cold One Ice'' – Thrown on a [[Cow Lamp|moose lamp]].
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Image:Cold One.PNG|<center>Cold One</center>
Image:Xtra Cold One.PNG|<center>Xtra Cold One</center>
Image:Xtra Cold One.PNG|<center>Xtra Cold One</center>
Image:notsocold.PNG|<center>Not So Cold One</center>
Image:notsocold.PNG|<center>Not So Cold One</center>

Revision as of 13:16, 5 December 2005

The Cold One motto

Cold One is the most popular (and likely the only) brand of beer in Free Country, USA that are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, the Kerrek rejects Cold Ones because he is a teetotaler in the email "for kids". Also, since the Strong Bad screensaver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.

It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

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Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

  • o is the final value of the Oneness of a One.
  • n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One.
  • c is the temperature of the One.

o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)

...or, in a more simple form: 

The OneITUDE is directly proportional to the ColdITUDE of the One.

Types of Ones

  • Cold Ones – Preferred by Strong Bad.
  • Cool Ones – A nice alternative on spring nights.
  • Xtra Cold Ones – A step up from Cold Ones.
  • Not So Cold Ones – Enjoyed by Coach Z and Bubs.
  • Room Temp-A-Ture Ones – Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands.
  • Warm Ones – Foreign brand straight from the oven.
  • Cold None – Not to be wished on anyone.
  • Cold One Ice – Thrown on a moose lamp.
Cold One
Xtra Cold One
Not So Cold One
Warm One
Room Temp-A-Ture One

Coldson Lite

Please recycle

Coldson Lite is a Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and The Cheat. It may be a spoof of Molson, a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a can of Coors Light — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.

Appearances

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