@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 May
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OnlineBubs was the name of his old ISP! It used to be called BuBBS but no one knew how to say that out loud.
| 30 May 2019
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Did I ever show you guys this sound board? Click around, it's got all sortsa crap on there. Random buttons, quotes, music, sound effects, and the whole Rulebook EP.
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/ | 29 May 2019
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Oh I still got some. A bunch even. But the secret is that I dole it out in little bits so you don't notice it's happening like a drippy bathtub that fills up and overflows down the stairs and into your foyer during book club.
| 29 May 2019
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Um, knowledge of a for-real moon covered in volcanoes is not nerdy. It's called research for future album covers, first person shooters, and um... lunchmeat.
| 27 May 2019
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| That's right The Moon!!
| 27 May 2019
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You set me up!! YOU SET ME UP!!
| 27 May 2019
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| I'm sad that my soft-serve flip is erupting plumes of sulfur dioxide 150 miles into space due to the crunch of Jovian gravity.
| 27 May 2019
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Sure!
| 27 May 2019
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| Why a boss ds-1 with 'Supra' written on it so it sounds like a DOD supra distortion pedal of course!!
| 26 May 2019
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| I'm less concerned with you being on-model than I am with us all being devoured by this hideous conqueror tardigrade you got goin up here.
| 25 May 2019
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You don't gotta kill nobody but two Hamiltons and a Linc-linc from your wallet!
| 25 May 2019
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But ours is labeled correctly.
| 25 May 2019
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| I didn't draw that, some beardo prolly did. But here's an even better one he drew that never made it as a pin-up:
| 25 May 2019
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| In somebody's garage. Dunno how to feel. On one hand, these people consider me and mines keepsakes. On the other hand, these people store their precious keepsakes in plastic sterilite bins in the garage.
| 24 May 2019
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Well, it's always been a 'D-List' title on the sales charts so it's not really that big a change. If anything, we gained a lowercase 'e'!!
| 24 May 2019
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She did it again! @JanelleCShane got a neural net to extend my "Okay for Mom" list from sbemail 186 with expectedly bananas results! (pounds!)
Fun Facts
| 23 May 2019
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Hey, at least they remembered to include the game in that list at all! Some algorithm prolly told them "(4) people will [sorta] care about (SBGC4AP)" and they still included me in the kill-list! Score!
| 23 May 2019
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Man, I have no idea who to even think about talking to about that. All's I got is the 10,000+ lines of dialog I recorded. You think I'll get in trouble if I just start posting sound files from the game to twitter and we all play it tweet-your-own-adventure style?!
| 23 May 2019
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| Only a couple hours left to back @schweizercomics kickstarter wherein he makes cool wooden Sherlock Holmes figurines! kickstarter.com/projects/schwe... Have a pic of me and Holmes and a spectral hound in front of a wizard boarding school and an essential oil diffuser!
| 19 May 2019
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I just dang might! I'll let people know if and when there are details to detail to you!
| 18 May 2019
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EAT A LOT OF FOOD ALERT!!
| 16 May 2019
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| Oh yeah? Even in... THIS FORM?!!
| 16 May 2019
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Then let's put on our leather flight helmets and fly directly into a giant laser beam as we scream a super lame one-liner together!!
| 16 May 2019
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I did have a problem for a while there but it was more like email-aplague victim, than -aholic.
| 16 May 2019
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| 208 was the one hidden inside last year's April Fool's thing. 209 is coming...
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| 16 May 2019
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I dunno if checking 1 email a week for 6-8 years and then pretty much not at all for the next decade constitutes -aholic status. But hey, Impact plus Sand font is a winning combo!
| 16 May 2019
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Ye attempt to get a life but are met with adversity, both societal and economic. Ye settles for a job that almost pays thy bills and putst the rest on Thy Dungeonmaster charge card, accruing significant dungeondebt which your kids inherit. You dead. Score 21 out of a possible 999
| 15 May 2019
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This outpouring of actual crap-give from everybody brings a rare tear to this washed-up old internet wrestleman's eye!
| 15 May 2019
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Best followers ever man! I tweet some mostly jokey nonsense and get a buncha replies with legit solutions! You people rule!!
| 15 May 2019
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| Dear @thebehemoth, I want to port my text adventure that was made with Actionscript 2.0 but looks like it was made with BASIC to modern consoles because I think kids are finally ready to have the crap text-parsed outta them properly. Any advice?
| 15 May 2019
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| "You got SPONCH'D!" doesn't sound as violent as getting SBLOUNSKCHED. Almost sounds pleasant! Maybe Sponch is like the diet, 100 calorie version. Y'know, without all the pepperoni.
Fun Facts
| 14 May 2019
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There already is! Just play the regular game and change Trogdor's name to Beefaeryghon or whatever and you're good to go!
| 14 May 2019
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I would love this. Unfortunately, Videlectrix doesn't have the clout they (never) once had.
| 13 May 2019
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Stnank is the word used by the chosen few like me who are incapable of 'mistakes.' A stnank is the closest we get.
| 13 May 2019
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| I'm told that technically there wasn't any burnination of actual thatch so they are spared from my legal rampage for now. Countryside and peasants were apparently well represented though.
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| 13 May 2019
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The last track off the Rulebook EP! It's the triumphant return of Brainkrieg with Trogdor's Fiery Rage!
| 10 May 2019
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That's awesome! Nothin says love like a cleft-in-twain The Cheat-- Waitaminute! Parking in the ramp is free if I'm in and out within an hour?!! How come nobody told me?!!
| 10 May 2019
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I've always loved that this cover of the Stinkoman theme is like 80% build-up. I almost want it to end right when the theme proper kicks in.
| 10 May 2019
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| Sometimes ya gotta see things from a Chorch's perspective.
| 9 May 2019
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| Remember their involvement!
| 4 May 2019
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It infuses the salmon with delicious science umami before you smoke it.
| 4 May 2019
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I def never shoulda canceled my subscription to The Journal of The Cheat Science and Medicine. The yearly 'Skelebratory Skelebration' issue was always full of... Salmon. Y'know, after I used its pages to wrap salmon in them.
| 4 May 2019
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| Man, for a sell-crap-to-kids cartoon, this old Blue Laserdisc Challenge game got pretty gruesome. Also, The Cheats apparently have simpler nervous and circulatory systems than, like, those little... asymptotes or whatever they're called.
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| 3 May 2019
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Yes! It is truly grab bag style! Bubs pokes whoever is pulling shirts for him (90% chance of Strong Sad) in the eyes as they do it so they don't know what shirt they just packed. Check that link for more boring info!
| 2 May 2019
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TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!!
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| 2 May 2019
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| Oh fulldang! Mystery Shirt Sale! Only $10.99! Pick your size and who knows what old shirt design from the mid-to-late aughts you might get! 4 Gregs? Swirly Homestar? Troggie? Bubs wants these OUT of his crawlspace! Which sounds way weirder than I meant it!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/myste... | 2 May 2019
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Do you wanna watch seemingly disinterested people mostly avert their eyes during a live performance of Quickstart Overview from @JoCoCruise 2019? Well thanks to @philster27, you totally can! Thanks man!
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