@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019 Aug
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You didn't even have to use roach foggers at all?
| 31 Aug 2019
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A Trogdouroboros?!
| 31 Aug 2019
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Not bad. That's as concise an explainer as I've seen. Mine always devolve into tangents about parapets and 5.25" diskettes.
| 31 Aug 2019
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Hey, @AmyRobinsonVO, your husband did an okay job putting my likeness on your surgery toe (or surgerito) but I went ahead and spruced it up for him. With horrifying results.
Video Transcript | 31 Aug 2019
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Yes. Surely there's a terrifying algorithm that can sample the hours and hours of gravelvoice I have recorded over the years to create such an AI. Then we can also have it check another 200 sbemails for me and I can watch from the safety of this concrete bunker.
| 28 Aug 2019
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Highly doubtful. I made that game with a buncha awesome humans that all moved on to other stuff. I'll prollly make my own dang games anyway.
| 28 Aug 2019
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Nope! Game ends in victory as soon as the win conditions are fulfilled. Sometimes it sneaks up on ya!
| 27 Aug 2019
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Sadly never! These have been on sale on HomestarRunner.com since 2003. I thought 16 years was ample time! Sorry we missed ya!
| 27 Aug 2019
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Um... I just wannit to be a cookie. So's I can eat it.
| 27 Aug 2019
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Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the original color of this hoodie black? Not barf gravy gray? Looks like it's been sitting in the rear windshield of an 82 Cutlass Supreme for a decade or so.
| 27 Aug 2019
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Sounds good to me! 360 gram colored vinyl? Picturedisc? Double LP gatefold with Frampton Comes Alive style pinup of me? Might have to actually collab with my whiny little brother for nerdy vinyl advice.
| 24 Aug 2019
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That's okay! That's what he's there for!
| 23 Aug 2019
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Same type deal here.
| 23 Aug 2019
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Attempted
| 23 Aug 2019
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Crapwhoa!! Sold out already! You guys aren't messin around. Um... what else do we need to unload?! I got only 300 back issues of Fret Magic magazine! There's just 150 (k) of Strong Mad's student loans left! Uh, only 75 months of payments left on the gremlin!
| 23 Aug 2019
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I was hoping that somebody would find a box fulla series 2 in a warehouse somewhere but alas they are gone forev-evs.
| 23 Aug 2019
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Whoacrap! I just found out there's only like 150 of these figurinestyles left! I gots NO plans to make more of these and the molds for them are lost to time anyway. Buy em up Dan before they're all gone!
homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/to... | 23 Aug 2019
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So ding close! Yet so dang far! Remember which of the 3 cottages that one is so next time it can be personal!!
| 22 Aug 2019
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Now that's how you The Cheat!
| 22 Aug 2019
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Because it means nothing and I am too awesome for it anyway!
| 21 Aug 2019
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Trogdor emerging from one of those gross slimy cocoon egg things, right? Dripping with vespers and limelight? Anybody?!
| 20 Aug 2019
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Totally! We're just making sure the backers get their copies first. Watch this space in the coming weeks:
| 19 Aug 2019
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Whoa! You may be the first people to actually take his advice and make one of these! He'll be so proud when I throw a full box of cereal at him in 12 seconds! I mean, when I tell him!
| 18 Aug 2019
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THIS is the proper way to snack-do on Trogdor game night!!
| 18 Aug 2019
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This intrigues me. I would love to avoid having to slather the website in Hypertext Markup Lotion 5.
| 18 Aug 2019
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Definitely the first (and most likely only) fan art of this kind!
| 17 Aug 2019
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Ha!! Maybe The Cheat has been doing some secret voice work on the side! "I can Finish Him! I can do it 9 times!!"
| 16 Aug 2019
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And more like thank YOU!
| 16 Aug 2019
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You are quite dang welcome!
| 16 Aug 2019
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You think that's what gamer-nerd grandmas are gonna be saying in 20 years? "Why you are just cute as a meeple, young person! You make me feel I ought to plum roll for initiative!"
| 16 Aug 2019
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I think I have always loved it. I never thought cellos and fire would be my thing but it turns out I'm a fan! Same with fine wines and industrial demolition, rare cheeses and vulture frenziesβ uh oh, I think I just invented my latest publication.
| 16 Aug 2019
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This thing rules!! I love how the cockpit gives me automatic fangs! And maybe... a retainer? Makes sense. I would imagine that galactic space fangs would cause some dental malocclusion.
| 15 Aug 2019
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So close!! Here's hoping a peasant inside that stupid last cottage forgets about their pizza rolls and starts a kitchen fire that burns the whole place down. Ooh! Sounds like a needless expansion pack!!
| 13 Aug 2019
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It blows my mind that SBCG4AP made any sense to people that didn't know my styles beforehand. I'm so glad it served as a gateway! And don't worry, Trogdor will be available to the gen pop soon! Mebbe end of Aug?
| 12 Aug 2019
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The more ye searcheth for canon in mine universe, the less canon ye shall findeth.
| 11 Aug 2019
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That Die Hard guy is a pretty solid "looks like I'm gonna have to juuuump"-er. 'Cept he's more like "looks like I'm gonna have to tie a firehose around me and probably ignore most laws of phyyyysiiiiics!!"
| 11 Aug 2019
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YOU @markdarin! You are the reason I finally got to bring Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective to life! I choke up every time I watch Dadgeresque's final scene! For this, I am eternally grape fuel.
| 11 Aug 2019
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Oh man! I hope my meeple represented Family Matters Dad Who Sits In The Car and Has A Dead Guy Fall On Said Car! I'm assuming that character's a big part of the game, no?
| 11 Aug 2019
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So psyched you finally got yours! Thanks for all your horses holding! Hope you dig the game! Don't forget the Soundboard and Rulebook EP located here:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com
| 11 Aug 2019
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I play where Path O Burnination does wraparound (since it uses a Movement Card) but the Flip Em Ups or Shot Put only wraparound if you are playing as Stonklar (who all the time has wraparound movement). And then of course Trogdor's Fiery Rage always gets wraparoundy on ya.
| 11 Aug 2019
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So sorry Stephen! I'm seeing that other Toron-tauns have received theirs so hopefully yours will be coming soon! Backer number doesn't determine anything as far as the fulfillment companies go. We're all just a buncha walking zip codes to those people.
Fun Facts
| 8 Aug 2019
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I keep trying to invent "unlimited time, money, & resources" so I can do things like this but it's like alchemy! So far all I've been able to conjure up is "The Cheat go get a small steak sandwich for me," which, admittedly, IS progress.
| 8 Aug 2019
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Ooh! "Mouth Abs" should be a new Item of Trogdor you can get!
USE: Once per turn, Trogdor can Strong Talk his way out of one bad thing happening (peasant going to the void, knight damaging you, knight repairing cottage, etc.). RECHARGE: When someone at the table does 50 sit-ups.
| 8 Aug 2019
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Nope! They'll be lost to time or 15 year old dvds! Better go click em up now before it's too late!
| 8 Aug 2019
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That's been in there since like 2011, man! Back when "creative mode" was just a literal sandbox in some programmer's backyard.
| 7 Aug 2019
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That may be the most boring thing I've ever tweeted. Apologies.
| 6 Aug 2019
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Just to set the correct expectations, the game won't be for sale right when the store goes back up. Had to reorganize in preparation for it. We still gotta wait for the Kickcheater backers to get their copies.
| 6 Aug 2019
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Aw crap! Didn't know your handle to @ you or tag you! Thanks for being so awesome!
| 5 Aug 2019
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Crap! Shoulda made it say "Ale with Apple, Peach, and PAUNCHBERRY" at the bottom of the can there.
| 5 Aug 2019
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They just need to tweak the name a bit.
| 5 Aug 2019
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Thanks to all @Gen_Con that played or picked up Trogdor @GTGamesLLC booth including these 2 awesome burninated peasants (not sure what's up with the middle one's skater flop flames tho)! Had so many good rounds! Chanting VOIP like mindless cultists! Old Man Rub! Bagels happened!
| 5 Aug 2019
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Probably doesn't even say-a-like FROOSH when you open it up!
| 5 Aug 2019
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Sounds like Limozeen's theme from an 80's Trogdor kids' movie where an unpopular young boy named Smartimer finds Trogdor in his backyard with a broken beef. He nurses him back to health and Trogdor teaches the whole 4th grade to breakdance thus learning some crap about tolerance!
| 4 Aug 2019
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The leftovers from the Kickcheater will go up for sale online soon! Watch this page:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/index.html
| 4 Aug 2019
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Available Soon! Keep watching this page for more info:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/index.html
| 4 Aug 2019
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Last day @Gen_Con! Come play or buy Trogdor!! The Board Game with Puppet Me or maybe Mike @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 off and on from 10-3!!
| 4 Aug 2019
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Sacks of cash! Bags of gold! Slideable plastic cards!
| 4 Aug 2019
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Peoples at @Gen_Con! I'm demoing and hawking (hocking?) Trogdor at @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 today from 10-12:30! Come get burninated your own dang self!
| 3 Aug 2019
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Yup! And a li'l bit Sunday too!
| 2 Aug 2019
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Ok @Gen_Con let's do this! Sellin' and demoin' Trogdor at @GTGamesLLC booth #1241 under the giant spinning six-sided die!
| 2 Aug 2019 |