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"Why, Lord Quackingstick, how nice to see you."

Hello! This is LordQuackingstick. I've been going to homestarrunner.com since... hmm... I'd say since about guitar. I created the Stong Bad page, the Racquet Games page, the French Fries page, the Acknowledged Email Delays page, and possibly most importantly, the Ages of Characters page, and have made a whole buncha other contributions. I do all kinds of work, but I don't see nobody makin' me any LordQuackingstick shaped pancakes!

The main reason I think that Homestar Runner is popular is because it contains a healthy dose of absurdist humor, and because, as the Brothers have stated, it's kinda like Saturday mornings.

My favorite line is "My internet's crawlin' along like... something... funny..."-isp My favorite character is either Strong Bad or Strong Sad.

My favorite email (lappy) is either isp or... a different one.

I apoligize for the fact that most of the stuff that follows is not really relevent; I'm trying to think of something original to put on here the relates to the wiki. Please bear with me!

Yes, I know you've seen quote contests before, but mine has the distinction of being just about the hardest ever. There're a coupla easy ones, but they're mostly hard. For example, good luck with the one about thunder. Anyways, ten bucks per quote† to anyone who can identify the source of at least one of these quotes (put your answers on the talk page; if they're too hard, tell me that, too)(no cheating with google, wikiquote, etc- be honest!):

"SHRIEKING SUGARCUBES!"
"If you were hit with the thunder of salvation, you would be saved, wouldn't you?."
"Mister Death Die! How I've missed you, Mister Death Die!"
"I thought you were one of those freaks handing out tissues."
"General Fishhead, you be the fish wing."
"It's only a matter of time before they figure out the automatic doors."
"TIME FOR HUGENESS!"
"Why Spike?"
"This departure from truth on the part of a most honest hobbit is a portent of great significance." Figure this one out, kai lyn!
"Yepper."
"Not quite milk, but not quite a milk shake, you know what I mean?"
"But everything's sepia! We must be in the past!"
"Yes, I'm the askew police."
"Don't thank me. Thank the little boy-cat."
More to come!
These'ns have already been identified:

"BUY SOMETHING WILL YA"
"There's an i in meat pie."
"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE"
"I AM ERROR"
"I didn't know vikings still existed!" "Sure, they mostly live in Minnesota."
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
"What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
"A ree-bop-a-bee-bop-a-boo-bop pie!"
"I like the Tin Man."

†Not really.