The King of Town's Food

Animal Phat

A food apparently made of animal fat that The King of Town took from Strong Bad in suntan. It later appeared on the top shelf of The King of Town's food cabinet in the bet.

Army-Style Mayo

Army-Style Mayo is a military-worthy brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke.

Awwww Gratin Potates

A 200-pound bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin."

Butter-da

Butter-da is likely just for automotive use, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"

Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold."

Cocoa Butter

Cocoa Butter originally belonged to Strong Bad, but was stolen by The King of Town in suntan.

Deodorants

Various brands and styles of deodorants are often snacked upon by The King of Town, especially while he is watching the soap opera Caleb Rentpayer. The deodorant labels include: "X-treme Glacier", "Old Mountain Fog", "Arctic Pure", "De-odor Cake", "Forest Rush", and "Tundra Mist." It is interesting to note that nearly all of them are named after biomes. According to the King of Town, they're "strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king". Strong Bad tried to gross out or make puke of {sic} The King of Town by eating a Speed Stick with white chocolate inside.

Fajitas

The King of Town sneaks these fajitas into the movie theater in the movies, claiming that it was all in his box of Milk Duds.

Giant Pile of Salt

The King of Town sucks up a giant pile of "Standard Nathan Brand" salt in record book. After eating this, he suffered multiple heart attacks (although he was not debilitated by them) which occurred in such close succession that they seemed like the hiccups. Next to the giant pile, there is the salt shaker from Meet Marshie.

Ice Style Cream

Ice Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor".

Last Three Items in the Pantry Special

In response to (ornament) Strong Bad's threat that he would stuff The (ornament) King Of Town "full of coal", The King replied that that "wouldn't be the first time", and offered a recipe for, by any sane analysis, disaster. This concoction consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal, and costs $f.ood.

Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins

Pork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of pork rinds, but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear.

Salisbury Sundaes

The King received his year's supply of Salisbury sundaes while trying to invite Marzipan to a banquet.

The KOT's Good Gravy

This foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!"