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- | <includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| <!-- Edit this number --> | + | <includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|{{{1|1}}}|{{{1|3}}}}}|{{{2| <!-- Edit this number -->124 }}}}}</includeonly><noinclude> |
This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption. | This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption. | ||
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude> | ||
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually this; Strong Sad did. That's why it doesn't have quotation marks around it-->A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say this; Strong Sad did. That's why it doesn't have quotation marks around it-->A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]."<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]."<noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say the next four in the list; Strong Bad's Post-it puppet did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->Rightio! I think I can [[interview|twice!]]<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say the next four in the list; Strong Bad's Post-it puppet did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->Rightio! I think I can [[interview|twice!]]<noinclude> | ||
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude> | ||
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|munster may-an]]!"<noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 63 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 63 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 64 =</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 64 =</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude> | ||
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> Broke the tip off my [[Strong Badia The Free|stipend!]]<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> Broke the tip off my [[Strong Badia The Free|stipend!]]<noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude> | ||
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> Save room for the laughtrack, [[Strong Badia The Free|Lowcash!]]< | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> Save room for the laughtrack, [[Strong Badia The Free|Lowcash!]]<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> A fresh dipe, [[Strong Badia The Free|if you see what I mean.]]< | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> A fresh dipe, [[Strong Badia The Free|if you see what I mean.]]<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> The old [[Strong Badia The Free|jalboa jump shot.]]< | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> The old [[Strong Badia The Free|jalboa jump shot.]]<noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude> | ||
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 108 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah! This has been [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|a supreme fish delight]]."<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 108 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah! This has been [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|a supreme fish delight]]."<noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 109 =</includeonly> Stuck a Q on the wall [[Fan Costumes 2015|by the dream catchers.]]<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 109 =</includeonly> Stuck a Q on the wall [[Fan Costumes 2015|by the dream catchers.]]<noinclude> | ||
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 110 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah, you're a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|pork rind's president]]!"<noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 110 =</includeonly> "Okay, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|bye-dee-bye]]!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 111 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah, you're a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|pork rind's president]]!"<noinclude> |
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 112 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|chalk sauce]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 113 =</includeonly> "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. [[Later That Night...|Bump. Bump.]]"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 114 =</includeonly> "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the [[Fan Costumes 2016|shipping supplies]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 115 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Zapruder]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 116 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Middleman]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 117 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Toast Crunch]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 118 =</includeonly> "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally [[Haunted Photo Booth|payin' off]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 119 =</includeonly> "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a [[Haunted Photo Booth|cup of coffee]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 120 =</includeonly> "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|stashed-a-mundo]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 121 =</includeonly> "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal [[Halloween Hide & Seek|found object]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 122 =</includeonly> "I right-clicked when I [[Halloween Hide & Seek|shoulda lept]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 123 =</includeonly> "I spilled botanicula all over my [[Halloween Hide & Seek|workbook]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 124 =</includeonly> "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available|my frontal lobe!]]"<noinclude> | ||
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Current revision as of 21:53, 1 March 2023
This template adds one random Homsar quote to a page or caption.
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- Homsar as seen in for kids.
- None other than America's favorite blue midget Homestar: Homsar!!
- "The captain of the gravy train."
- "I'm just a friendly reminder."
- "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
- "Think I won the powerball."
- "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!"
- "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
- "I'm a trendy totebag!"
- "It's time for tasteball!"
- "I'm forever your girl!"
- "I'm crying on the inside."
- "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
- A million ladies tall.
- "I'm a song from the sixties."
- Rightio! I think I can twice!
- Raised by a cup of coffee.
- 'Twas the pride of the peaches.
- Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
- "I do what I'm told."
- "I still can't feel my legs."
- "Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
- "I'm open for interpretation."
- "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
- "I'm the original ladies' man!"
- "When can we start the Jeffersons?"
- "James!"
- "Kelsey Grammer!"
- "Legitimate Business!"
- "This is the thrill of a lifetime."
- "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
- "Caramel corn for president, please!"
- "I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
- "This dinner party is top dollar!"
- "I've brought my best foot flowered. Pshooo!"
- "Udyeah, what is it, Strong Baad?"
- "Well, hello, chocolate cake!"
- "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that rhinoceros around?"
- "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy."
- "You're a real state trooper."
- "Location, location, location."
- "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
- "Eggs tree, eggs tree."
- "This get-up is mah get down!"
- "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my jengajam."
- "I'm saving the best for last."
- "Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar!"
- "Climb aboard!"
- "Sure beats breaking up with me."
- "Don't look now!"
- "And also with you."
- "I blew it, man! I lose my touch."
- "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
- "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
- "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
- "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
- "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
- "AaAaAh, My cheese is 50 cent!"
- "Don't touch my severance package."
- "Bury me deep, I’m cold and clammy!"
- "Aaah! These Easter pants are getting way too tight."
- "Don't count on it, munster may-an!"
- "My paste is overwhelmed since Twelvesday."
- "If you don't step away from the car, I'll chop your fingers on."
- "I'm a touchy feely-holic!"
- The make-money magnate.
- "I'm a long-standing munch date."
- "My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
- "You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!"
- "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!"
- "I'm pleasant!!"
- "AaAh, get consummate!"
- "Step right up! I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!"
- "Don't forget your tapesicle!"
- "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!"
- "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"
- "My baseboards are full of chicken sticks!"
- An all-expenses-paid vacation.
- Broke the tip off my stipend!
- "Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!"
- Save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
- A fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
- The old jalboa jump shot.
- "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!"
- "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!"
- "I leave my itch machine on pause mostly."
- "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk pancake!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!"
- "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one big round one!"
- "I'm the long way back from naptime!"
- "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like paradise!"
- "Here comes the Yogurt Patrol!"
- "I left my bacon at the tennis patch!"
- "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local Leroy!"
- "Itch Machine!"
- "Iguanodon!"
- "Insurance!"
- "Incorporated!"
- "Insomniacs!"
- Tape my hat to the door.
- "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest puke-valanche?"
- "My punjab has a pretty price-tag!"
- "I'm your death's door neighbor."
- "Puff. Cough. Toff."
- "If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."
- "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for five hundred, please, Valerie!"
- "AaAaAaAah! This has been a supreme fish delight."
- Stuck a Q on the wall by the dream catchers.
- "Okay, bye-dee-bye!"
- "AaAaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!"
- "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the chalk sauce!"
- "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump."
- "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the shipping supplies!"
- "Zapruder!"
- "Middleman!"
- "Toast Crunch!"
- "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!"
- "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee."
- "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo."
- "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object."
- "I right-clicked when I shoulda lept."
- "I spilled botanicula all over my workbook."
- "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit my frontal lobe!"